Goin to church only on Easter unappreciation thread

[Knives Amilli]

So I went....

1. It was hot as a mothafucka in there. Glad I wore shorts and a polo or I woulda passed out from heat stroke.

2. There was this lady behind me beating a tambourine like Christ's resurrection depended on that shit. Mentioned this to my folks and they laughed on some "oh yeah, her" type of shit.

3. Mad bitches. THough honestly, I couldn't tell if a lot of them were grown women or still in high school

4. It still was pretty boring. There was a lil girl next to me who was on an iPad playing Minecraft damn near the whole service. I bout told her "I got next on the sticks when you die"

 

[caddo man]

My pastor cut it short on Sunday cause he had to hit five other churches. Got there late, left early. Cant beat that with a stick.

 

[Bodhi]

So I went....

1. It was hot as a mothafucka in there. Glad I wore shorts and a polo or I woulda passed out from heat stroke.

2. There was this lady behind me beating a tambourine like Christ's resurrection depended on that shit. Mentioned this to my folks and they laughed on some "oh yeah, her" type of shit.

3. Mad bitches. THough honestly, I couldn't tell if a lot of them were grown women or still in high school

4. It still was pretty boring. There was a lil girl next to me who was on an iPad playing Minecraft damn near the whole service. I bout told her "I got next on the sticks when you die"

what'd the pastor talk about

 

[Knives Amilli]

So I went....

1. It was hot as a mothafucka in there. Glad I wore shorts and a polo or I woulda passed out from heat stroke.

2. There was this lady behind me beating a tambourine like Christ's resurrection depended on that shit. Mentioned this to my folks and they laughed on some "oh yeah, her" type of shit.

3. Mad bitches. THough honestly, I couldn't tell if a lot of them were grown women or still in high school

4. It still was pretty boring. There was a lil girl next to me who was on an iPad playing Minecraft damn near the whole service. I bout told her "I got next on the sticks when you die"

what'd the pastor talk about

Typical easter stuff. About how Christ's resurrection allowed man to be forgiven of sin, thereby allowing man a "second life" in heaven.

 

[Bodhi]

Wack