GOAT sports references in Rap

[DOPEdweebz]

"Cause it’s hot in here and I got no L like the ’72 Dolphins

Woooh, race my nigga, and I bet you never pass me like a safety, nigga

I’m Polamalu, 600 the newest model" - Wale

 

[BoogaSuga]

Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes

-Shaq

This nigga posted the gayest bar of all time nigga GOAT means great. Gtfoh

 

[BoogaSuga]

Super Soul Sis -Jah-Skillz- (off Warren G's Regulate GFunk Era) dope femal mc

Well it's the super, the duper, the Landcruisin' trooper

Take action at times, they hang on my rhyme like Mr. Cooper

I'm takin you to a zone that's much far from wackness

So please could you tell me oh bud buddy can you hack this?

Yo, oh no, grab a hold of fadeables, gettin' her flows on

Like FloJo, rhymes in a marathon

 

[achewon87]

"...I ball for real, y'all niggaz is Sam Bowie

And with the third pick - I made the earth sick

M.J., hem Jay, fade away perfect..."

"...If you haven't heard, I'm Michael Magic and Bird

all rolled in one - cause none got more flows than Young..."

"...I scramble like Randall with his

Cunningham but the only thing runnin is numbers fam

Jigga held you down six summers; damn, where's the love?..."

"...Nigga London, Japan and I'm straight off the block

Like a running back, get it man, I'm straight off the block

I can run it back nigga 'cause I'm straight with the Roc..."

Jay-Z

"...A Bad Boy, just like Notorious Big

A Rockefella like Shawn Carter

With more game than Ron Harper

The bomb sparker rapper slash armed robber..."

"...Facts on tracks, I recite well

Everybody wanna be like Mike but Mike wanna be like L..."

"...And every time I’m in a jam I always find a loophole,

I got a crime record longer than Manute Bol..."

Big L

 

[Beta]

Hoes on my dick cuz I look like James Posey

-Lil B

 

[Kalecrunch]

Bang like T-Mac, ski mask air it out

Jay Z 'What We Do'

 

[Kalecrunch]

shooting in the Miami Heat, like Chalmers

Slugs make you feel like you rocking leather bombers

 

[Kalecrunch]

You treat me like Shaq and you Kobe

But I ain't say you owe me, nigga!

But act like you know me, nigga!

Trick Daddy 'Luxury Tax'

 

[DarcSkies]

Am I crazy cuz I really mean this?

Or are y'all stupid and I'm really a genius

We don't think the same

I'm like Josh Howard, I need timeout, but it'd cost the game

-Joe BUdden

 

[_Goldie_]

Nigga, you dont even know me and youre mad how it feel to be a hater?

Now I know exactly how it feels to be a laker

- Hov

 

[Kalecrunch]

had 'em so comfortable they slept on me

Like the draft did McGrady, this rap shit is crazy

Cormega 'The Come Up'

 

[Kalecrunch]

Now my delivery is sicker than McGrady's on the bassline

Lloyd Banks 'G's Up'

 

[Already Home_17]

Black gonna pay me, still get the smack off Baisley

Cause I'm touching more diesel than Shaq old lady

so quit playing, fore the clips spray em

And have his ass MIA like Nick Saban

Ransom

That's when the arms come out, like sleeves when it's short

With more bullets than your favorite wide receiver has caught

And that Randy Mossberg, Steve Smith & Wesson ya

Your shoes pop up like instant messager

fabulous

Figured out why men try us

Cause we OD on rims and thin tires, for that we Len Bias

How y'all feel yourselves / Should kill yourselves, us Cowboys don't need you, you Bill Parcells

you diss en moi

Take the ratchet go home and just Chris Benoit

joe budden

and all this shit came from one song
=em

 

[THE_R_]

YOU AIN'T AN ATHLETE YOU SHAWN BRADLEY

AND FUCK JORDAN, BUT I STILL BE ROCKIN HIS KICKS

MAX MOSTLY UNDIVIDED THEN SLIDE IN SICKENING. GUARANTEED MSDE EM JUMP LIKE ROD STRICTLAND

 

[spayspay]

I'm an NY-G. Like Jeremy Shockey. - 40 Cal

(when Shockey played for the Giants)

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Mike Jordan of rap - outside J workin

Now watch how quickly I drop 50

I don't like playin, niggaz can't stick me - Jigga

 

[dalyricalbandit]

I consistantly take em out the park like Ken Griffey - Jigga

 

[DR. JEK]

On the "Pump it up" Remix Jay and Joey was goin at each other pretty tough with the NBA metas. I think Budden got him tho

Jay Z

Go head, bug out, I'll raid, niggas scurry

Worry I'm not the Mike Jordan of the mic recording

It's Hovi baby you Kobe, maybe Tracy McGrady

Matter fact you a Harold Miner, J.R. Rider

Washed up on marijuana

Even worse, you a Pervis Ellis

You worthless fella

You ain't no athlete, you Shawn Bradley

Joe Budden

I ain't Kobe or Tracy, Jay-Z, JB merk

Joey the future I’m more like Dirk

Anybody buyin respect me Try and wet me

Y’all dudes will never make it Y'all a Tyus Edney

I’m a standout like Yao Ming I’m what's sparkin now

Like fall back Shaq I’m startin now

Boys poppin it, toys poppin spit

I’m not from round these parts I’m Stojakovic

Never hear your man say I’m the Jordan of rappin

He’s gettin fatigued early and his scoring is lackin

Legacy is gettin' ruined and you don’t want that

So pretty much learn from him, don’t come back

 

[Stomp Johnson]

Ghetto Fab,

I more than rap for my bucks,

Keep two nines on me like Warren Sapp from the Bucs.

-Fabolous Freestyle "Funk Flex Vol. 4"

 

[DOPEdweebz]

"I put a G on ya head like you play for The Packers" - Fabolous