GOAT sports references in Rap

[Kalecrunch]

got plans that was better than jail

Now look we like Bird, Parish, Kevin McHale

Scott, Worthy, Jabbar, and Magic

Oh my god it's Magic, Isiah, Dumars, I will carve your casket

Phil, Scottie and Mike, Phil, Shaq and Kobe

My gats will de-tatch you homie

Cam'ron "We are the Champions"

 

[Swiffness!]

You could fill this thread with hundreds of Joe Budden punchlines, but these 3 ones always stood out to me:

"I'm the black Dale Earnhardt, I'll ride till I die" - way back in like 2001 when I was like who the fuck is this button nigga and there was a rumor he was really Rasheed Wallace lol

"Gotta drop a few branches off the family tree/

Raised my sons all wrong guess im Andy Reid/"

"they hate how I take the money and run/

and wind up hangin theyself like Dungy's son/" - yeah this is kinda my pick for All Time Most Fucked Up punchline lol

 

[Kalecrunch]

max mostly, undivided, then slide in, sickening

Guaranteed, made em jump like Rod Strickland

Raekwon 'Triumph'

 

[BoogaSuga]

Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes

-Shaq

 

[Kalecrunch]

Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like Mike Anyone

- Tyson, Jordan, Jackson

Notorious B.I.G 'Victory'

 

[Kalecrunch]

make the whole New York jump in like when Jeter get on

How the fuck you the Roc when your leader is soft

Styles P 'Breaking the Rules' Freestyle/ Beanie Sigel Diss

 

[Max.]

WHEN BRET HART MEETS BRETT FAVRE, A SHARPSHOOTER WELL EXCEEDING ANY FIGURE FOUR

 

[Nah Son]

Worry I'm not the Mike Jordan of the mic recording

It's Hovi baby you Kobe, maybe Tracy McGrady

Matter fact you a Harold Miner, J.R. Rider

Washed up on marijuana

Even worse, you a Pervis Ellis

You worthless fella

You ain't no athlete, you Shawn Bradley

 

[Dave2one6]

"Who's the #1 draft pick, word is born'in,

Not a Christian Lattenier, Not Alonzo Morning."

Shaq

-whats up Doc, Can i rock-

 

[onetoughmiracle]

Phife Dawg owns this thread

Coming with more hits than the Braves and the Yankees

Cuz I come out to play every night like Charles Oakley

 

[DOPEdweebz]

Someone google Joe Budden sport bars n copy n paste it here.

 

[_Goldie_]

Joe budden -NBA

 

[_Goldie_]

Wale- Barry Sanders


Goat Sports track imo..

Lil Wayne - Kobe Bryant

 

[deathrowzorrow]

Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like Mike Anyone

- Tyson, Jordan, Jackson

Notorious B.I.G 'Victory'

Should not count now when we know that his son is gay

 

[goldenja]

We always hittin, so yo, there'll be no extra innings

As I send the mic out the park like Reggie Jackson

You be the minor leaguer who sees no action

Q-Tip

Get a Hold

Beat, Rhymes & Life (1996)

 

[Jao]

 

[HafBayked]

>>>>>

 

[DOPEdweebz]

Joe Budden - NBA:

 

[Ranxx]

Booyah we too hard to hold off

One arm slam you like nicolai volkov

- redman 'big dogs'

 

[Busta Carmichael]

"Me and the boy A.I. got more in carmen...."