George Carlin: Religion is Bullsh*t (Revisiting a Classic)

[The True Flesh]

Carlin is very clever and insightful to incorporate something so serious in his humor, I thoroughly enjoyed his stand-up.

A lot of the things he exposes in religion as being "bullshit" are indeed bullshit because they don't correspond with the Bible or any text that's considered holy for that matter.

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A lot of the things he exposes in religion as being "bullshit" are indeed bullshit because they don't correspond with the Bible or any text that's considered holy for that matter.

The Bible is even more ridiculous than the way Carlin lays it out.

The Bible actually says that God will be offended if you don't bury your shit.

No, really.

Look:

Deuteronomy 23
As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. For the LORD your God moves about in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that he will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.

Now you can say "Oh, that's the Old Testament!"

But it's in the Bible. You saying half of the Bible just doesn't count?

Please.

 

[The True Flesh]

The Bible is even more ridiculous than the way Carlin lays it out.

The Bible actually says that God will be offended if you don't bury your shit.

No, really.

Look:

Deuteronomy 23

As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. For the LORD your God moves about in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that he will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.

Now you can say "Oh, that's the Old Testament!"

But it's in the Bible. You saying half of the Bible just doesn't count?

Please.

You have posted that before and I still don't see what's so rediculous about it there may have been some cooky ancient cultures that thought it was cool to leave your poop on display......This is the Lord telling the people that it is not IDK?

Very basic instructions on bathroom protocol really do have their place. Why woudn't they?

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a supreme being telling people where to shit

sure

sure