funny lyrics

[Niggas back]

I came in here to post that jay-z lyrics. Lol

 

[Esiam]

Stupid unintentional ones mainly, and just shit that doesn't makes sense... The Silkk one though I find funny because he's basicly saying he's a bad rapper...

"They ain`t real, they just some good ass rappers
Samuel L. Jackson type of niggas, just good ass actors" - Silkk The Shocker - What you know

"I'm here to distinguish the bears from the penguins" - Lil Wayne

"Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus" - Puffy Papa Diddy Pop - Can't Nobody Hold Me Down

"Doing a 100 on the highway, pulling on my gear shift,
your girl got her hand on my cock but I ain’t Will Smith" The Game - Big Money

"All our whips got navigation while your whips is just garbation" - Nore - Supathug

"Spit lobster and shrimp, you could tell by the hat" - Beanie Sigel - Watch Yo Bitch

"I fuck around and have you sleeping underneath something" - Beanie again

"I keep it O.G. watching episodes of O.C." - Living Legends

Now this one sounds good on the record (Party Up) BUT if you think for a moment what he's actually saying, I mean damn:

"You niggas remind me of a strip club. 'Cause every time you come around it's like, "What? I just gotta get my dick sucked." - DMX

 

[get1cuz]

2 + 2 it = Fo' this is some shit that can last foreva mo' - snoop

My dad, he was a boxer god, and he was really was glad" -- Noreaga

"A hundred thousand times one" -- Ghostface

"I predicted I'ma die squeezin, thuggin through the 5 seasons" - Capone

"I'm a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes" - Nelly from E.I.

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is" - Guru from DWYCK

"I'm like a hammer that you hold in your hand.... I make hits" WE ON LIKE THE TELEVISION! -Lil Wayne

"Hood", look at your name, spell it backwards Yo, "Dooh", that's what they yellin' in vain - Raekwon(The Hood)

"the more i live, the more i get older" -

"all day night and all night long" -

they call me mr stand still/ cuz i just fuckin stand still - noreaga

 

[Lincoln]

"How you go mainstream and run back underground?"

"shut the fuck up with those depressing ass songs, it's the summertime, get some pussy or go home."

"Ayo you 14 carat gold slum computer wizard,
Tappin inside my rap vein causes blizzards
Do I like the kills for ice trife like botta digits
Gorillas injected with strength of eighty midgets"

"callin' all bitch ass n*ggas and bitch ass b*itches"

"Them other n-ggas have you looking like a squirrel
now thats nuts, I only hang with white boys that like black sluts.
Tell em Plain Pat 'yo that track sucks'
We aint dissin’ you, between the position you play something for us to listen to
I’m tryin’ to worry about my scratch minus the crabs
I aint stopping for you n-ggas like yellow cabs"

"you ain't never heard an emcee speak like this, and rodney king ain't never felt a beat like this."

"what i blaze gets me oh so higher, burn more white widow smoke than an old folks home, -on fire."

 

[...MVP...]

"When Jena 6 don't exist, tell him that's when I'll stop saying bitch---Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttccccchhhhhh!!!!!!" - Jay-Z (From "Say Hello")

"This what what tomorrow is, welcome to tomorrow, Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttccccchhhhhh!!!!!!" - Jay-Z (From "Off That")

LOL! And smh....

 

[will blax]

this a dope thread

 

[...MVP...]

^^^^

Smh fuckin heathens!

 

[ROFL.GUY]

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stand up..take charge

 

[...MVP...]

^^^

Your trying to derail the threads aren't u!!

 

[jek]

Huh, my dick hard than a muthafucka
You don't what? Tell that shit to another sucka:.............Camron from suck it or not

Foxy got you hot cuz you kept your face in her puss
What, you think you getting girls now just cus your looks? ( girls, girls, girls adlib) ......Nas

 

[jek]

Damn MVP....is that Maliah in the avy? Whoa!!!

 

[...MVP...]

Damn MVP....is that Maliah in the avy? Whoa!!!

Hell yea, u kno it.

 

[brklynbread]

Jizzle got funny lines for years:

Judge throwin’ numbers at you like he speakin’ Japanese, (oo-wahh!!)- (The ad-lib is hilarious)

"Even when I'm constipated I still Shit on Niggas"

Fab too:

You know my fam Jamel, look like Sam Cassel/ Got knocked with like 900 grams of scale"

" Turkey burgers with hot chocolate?...really HOE?" (If you from the hood, you know chicks order stuff like that sometimes and act like it iisn't nasty)

But, Wayne gon take the cake with this if dudes drop the lines

 

[jek]

She killin it nigga

Young money shit top shelf my nigga
We the mothafuckas like milfs my niggaaaaaa!!......Lil Wayne no ceilings ice cream paint job joint