funniest hip hop rants

[Nah Son]

 

[S2J]

Jim Jones Vs Pastor Bertha hot 97

LOX vs P Diddy hot 97, shit had the ic going crazy

Ray J vs Fab

Jim: Is that you BETHA?

Mase: Wow. Jimmy

Jim: Cuz i'll smack ya koofie. Of wit ya kofie

Mase: Wow...Jimmy

Jim: Dont try me duke

Mase: Wow. God bless jImmy.

 

[themadlionsfan]

Did jadakiss drop that refrigerator on puff yet?...the stainless steel.double door joints?

 

[S2J]

Cam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bth2dRxMCFE

"So yall old ass nggas (Nas and Jay-z) a group now?! Yall the 4 tops."

"Nggas (Nas) cant even control they bytch! Control ya baby motha, b. Gooot damn!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foyEkVMzDZM

I cant find Cam'ron's press conference after he dissed Jay-Z

"I just wanna know how is the King of Ny walkin around with open toe sandals wit jeans. Open toe, chancletas, the thong toe joints."

 

[S2J]

Hands down for me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3CAyxYis84‎

And why niggas still going raw?

This is for my n***as out there that DO use a condom

For the first night...

Then go raw all the other times

Where the psychological sense in that playa?

You need to wash your face, get your mind right

Girls up here is burning

Bitch burnt the braids off my ngga the other week....

Yeah, yeah, I know what to do

I'm gonna get the p***y ATM started

Before anything happens your gotta swipe your p***y across this board

Let you know what's going on

What type of temperature you running

Cuz I can't stand n***as running out here to the clinic

sitting down talking bout 'Aw aint nuttin Zeek, I'm over here gettin condoms'

N***a, I seen you break the door down running to the nurse talking bout help me, help ME

You damn right imma help you

Imma hang your stupid a** right in front of the damn clinic

[Chorus in background]

The hell you gon come running 'my girls got a venereal desease

Huh! her p***y lighting up like a light bulb...'

Talking about a light bulb...

Sh**

A light bulb?

Tell you what, engineer, venereal desease is going on down there

It's crazy...

Nggas is crazy, bytches is crazy

I'm gonna write a book on how stupid n***as is

 

[mryounggun]

That wasn't Pimp's LAST interview. Just his most famous. Shit was epic though. Gillie shit is pretty funny too, with his clown ass. But I'm gonna have to say T.I. is hip hops best ranter. He can talk that shit.

 

[Trigga T]

"I just wanna know how is the King of Ny walkin around with open toe sandals wit jeans. Open toe, chancletas, the thong toe joints."

Jigga hit cam on that swagger jacker remix with that line that cam rapped something like "see Jim Jones walkin in the chancletas"

Cam funny af but Jigga turnt that on him.

 

[Kellmill]

http://youtu.be/M-4wR-otJc4

"but Pimp C why are you so maaad? you just sound so angry"

lol

Lmao that's my favorite part. When Pimp responds he sounds just like the dude on the Mad Rapper skit from Kick In The Door. "Imma tell you why I'm mad"

 

[Ear2DaSt]

Dissin ole n$ggaz then you end up that ole ass n$gga!

 

[jeffbundles]

Ransom boy smacking that nigga in the house lmao all while ranting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pto8SbHIcMQ

4:27 BITCH GO GET THAT NIGGA LMAO HIGHLIGHT

 

[jeffbundles]

yall member cocaine city when cease was ridin on dipset

 

[BobOblah]

 

[CoolJoe]

Did jadakiss drop that refrigerator on puff yet?...the stainless steel.double door joints?

What person imagines dropping a stainless steel fridge on a nigga's head, Jada was on some complete other shit during that interview.

 

[jeffbundles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSyw4aFonCQ

THESE NIGGAS R THE FUCCKIN TROOF, DA TROOF GATDAMMNIT

 

[Cigarello Slim]

ja rule: " you looking for pac? he's right here!!!!" LOLs for real.

Came in to post this, that nigga Ja called himself a bitch in that rant.

"X is a bitch and bitches get jealous when they see other bitches with nice things."

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Hilarious

 

[jeffbundles]

ja rule: " you looking for pac? he's right here!!!!" LOLs for real.

Came in to post this, that nigga Ja called himself a bitch in that rant.

"X is a bitch and bitches get jealous when they see other bitches with nice things."

LMAO PLZ FIND THAT I WANT TO HEAR HIM SAYIN IT SO BAD I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THIS NIGGA GOIN OFF

 

[SupremeXXV]

Styles P is a funny too.
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Styles was like the hood version of Tommy DeVito from "GoodFellas".

 

[_God_]

"dat bitch dont make no revenue"

 

[thedesolateone]