-Funniest/Dumbest Things Said In the Cheap Seats Vol.1

[BlackAX410]

Dis thread will be displaying some of da most idiotic nd hilarious quotes whether it be outrageous statements, of feelings filled rants from each nd every Cheap Seats poster each nd every thing will be posted in here. Now lemme start these festivities

Sigh.. Our season is in shambles... My team is cursed.. MSG must have been built on top of an old Indian burial ground.. *sigh*

i pay $189 of my hard earned money for NBA League pass cuz i was estatic to see our "bolstered" roster compete for a high seed in da East u kno actually contend. dis is how u mawfuckas repay me? teasin me wit great play for 2 quarters then being halfway there like a parapelegic nd just shuttin down da ova half? U FUCK ASS NIGGAZ WAS TALKIN ALL DAT NOISE TALMBOUT U DONT NEED RAY ALLEN but u got reluctant shooters nd horrific floor spacing. Rondo wants to be a leader nd alpha male HEY MUTHAFUCKA u dont need to dribble da air outta da ball for 18 seconds waitin for niggaz to run off screens. STOP runnin da predictable play "elbow" almost every time down da fuckin court Pierce in da iso aint as effective as it was in 08 stop trynna force oops to a 36 year old KG stop makin idiotic passes in traffic instead of shootin layups u hot doggin mawfucka. Pierce needs to have a seat he's been inefficient as fuck lately. we got out hustled nd outmuscled to let mawfuckas come back from 27 fuckin points wit a leadin scorer of 17ppg Doc betta diagnose sumthin quick or im lettin da choppa bark on these bum mawfuckas im not even sure we can beat da bobcats rite now fuck dis fuckin fuck shit i need a blunt

feel free to add on im high as fuck i need somebody to help me out lls

 

[BlackAX410]

The best starting 5 in centuries.

when referring to da lakers before da season lls

 

[infamous114]

Chi vs. heat...

Chi in 6-7

 

[BlackAX410]

Chi vs. heat...

Chi in 6-7

lmao im still searchin i remember sayin some dumb shit early in da NBA thread

 

[CoolJoe]

Chi vs. heat...

Chi in 6-7

I was about to post this.

Dis thread will be displaying some of da most idiotic nd hilarious quotes whether it be outrageous statements, of feelings filled rants from each nd every Cheap Seats poster each nd every thing will be posted in here. Now lemme start these festivities

Sigh.. Our season is in shambles... My team is cursed.. MSG must have been built on top of an old Indian burial ground.. *sigh*

i pay $189 of my hard earned money for NBA League pass cuz i was estatic to see our "bolstered" roster compete for a high seed in da East u kno actually contend. dis is how u mawfuckas repay me? teasin me wit great play for 2 quarters then being halfway there like a parapelegic nd just shuttin down da ova half? U FUCK ASS NIGGAZ WAS TALKIN ALL DAT NOISE TALMBOUT U DONT NEED RAY ALLEN but u got reluctant shooters nd horrific floor spacing. Rondo wants to be a leader nd alpha male HEY MUTHAFUCKA u dont need to dribble da air outta da ball for 18 seconds waitin for niggaz to run off screens. STOP runnin da predictable play "elbow" almost every time down da fuckin court Pierce in da iso aint as effective as it was in 08 stop trynna force oops to a 36 year old KG stop makin idiotic passes in traffic instead of shootin layups u hot doggin mawfucka. Pierce needs to have a seat he's been inefficient as fuck lately. we got out hustled nd outmuscled to let mawfuckas come back from 27 fuckin points wit a leadin scorer of 17ppg Doc betta diagnose sumthin quick or im lettin da choppa bark on these bum mawfuckas im not even sure we can beat da bobcats rite now fuck dis fuckin fuck shit i need a blunt

feel free to add on im high as fuck i need somebody to help me out lls

Lmfaoooo.

 

[Matt-]

i pay $189 of my hard earned money for NBA League pass

 

[BlackAX410]

@CoolJoe dat was after da Celtics blew a 27 point lead nd Rondo tore his ACL i was fuckin heated dat night lls

 

[BlackAX410]

dont sleep on the pistons. brandon knight is gonna have a breakout year

 

[Tommy bilfiger]

Dumb things said in cheap seats was a classic thread until P.M.S. fucced it up that power thirsty geek tried to run this place like joe clark

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

Zeke shits on isaiah

He was dead serious too

 

[BlackAX410]

Dumb things said in cheap seats was a classic thread until P.M.S. fucced it up that power thirsty geek tried to run this place like joe clark

yo u be savin shit help dis thread out lls I remember DDS closin da last one out which he shouldnt have done

 

[BlackAX410]

Zeke shits on isaiah

He was dead serious too

ATTS was one of da WOAT posters man he would post shit bout Darius Miles wantin to come back nd shit like dat just always postin irrelevant sports news lls

 

[Tommy bilfiger]

Lmao I don't save nothin.I Remember things my memory is impeccable I'll see what I can find

 

[BlackAX410]

knicks need trade Amare to BK for Humpries and filler, allowing NYK to sign CP3 next summer creating the PG mecca in NYC. D-will aka the best PG in da League will have Amare looking like 2010 again

#PropheticPostin

 

[infamous114]

Clyde was Jordan's equal pre-96 if not better cause his J was more reliable than Jordan's..... Jordan had Scottie and Horace grant and great 3pt shooters while Clyde had terry porter and kelsey

 

[Matt-]

for the record, the original thread was built on regular dumb shit. Preseason predictions turned sour and stuff like that were typically off limits.

 

[BlackAX410]

malik wayns looks like a solid scorer, on a team with alot of scorers now. nick young will take the lou williams spot.

can't wait for bnyum to get back

referring to da Young Humble nd Hungry Sixers rofl @ team wit a lot of scorers

 

[BlackAX410]

for the record, the original thread was built on regular dumb shit. Preseason predictions turned sour and stuff like that were typically off limits.

ard ima look harder im not sober doin dis rite now lls

 

[Matt-]

i think clausen will be solid

 

[Matt-]

how is that dumb? Larry Bird is overrated