Funkmaster Flex Dissing Jay-Z in new rant over Jay's Life + Times website

[tompetrez3]

After all those bombs dropped I'm now looking at my phone like

 

[sully]

Flex droppin' bombs like

 

[MarcusGarvey]

"your site is traaaash" *bomb drop*

"I ate that, I understood, Everybody is hustlin...we fast forward to today, your website is trash btw doing no numbers, zero!" *bomb drop* [Flex voice]

 

[MarcusGarvey]

"As I continue, bruh!....WE WERE GOING TO WEAR YOU OUT THAT NIGHT!"

What a clown, mans 50 in his second childhood

 

[usmarin3]

Miss Info is already on Twitter copping pleas.

MissinfoVerified account ‏@Missinfo

socially the lines are so intertwined, there’s no way for real beef. Thankfully. So much shared Roc Nation family. It’s entertainment.

 

[Already Home_17]

Waits for the game to back up flex and go at hova

 

[Focal Point]

Good Lord this dude is so corny.


So so corny


he


is


Corny!!


Ugh!!

You a fool for this lmmfao

 

[DR. JEK]

wow, i thought ya'll was exaggerating about the use of the bombs like commas.

GOT DAYUM if he aint used one every 1.2 seconds

I think he thinks the bombs is gonna make shit sound extra crucial and dramatic but in reality.....it just make him sound more and more like a fuck nigga

 

[Knightryder]

You pop shit apoloze flex just ask broner

 

[DR. JEK]

Smh @ this nigga Flex Hogan probably doing speeches at career day in elementary schools wit Bomb drop sound effects.

YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANNA BE!!! (Bomb drop)

FIREMAN!!! (Bomb drop)

DOCTOR!!! (Bomb drop)

LAWYER!!! (Bomb drop)

OR GO DIGITAL LIKE ME!!! (50 more

absurd Bombs go off)

 

[Nah Son]

When Flex mad at his wife and he dont speak to her no more, she knows whats up

One bomb means yes, two bombs means no, three times means gtfo

"Honey I made dinner you want some?"

"Triple bomb drop"

 

[DR. JEK]

When Flex mad at his wife and he dont speak to her no more, she knows whats up

One bomb means yes, two bombs means no, three times means gtfo

"Honey I made dinner you want some?"

"Triple bomb drop"

Protocol

She be like

You away uptight, want some actual pussy fag flex?

(Triple bombs drop on some "I`'ll pass"shit)

 

[DR. JEK]

Ay man

If niggas like flex catch on and everybody start walking around speaking whole conversations wit just bomb drops, would that be considered being bilingual?

 

[soul rattler]

Waits for the game to back up flex and go at hova

My initial reaction:

 

[DR. JEK]

All kidding aside tho, real talk

Yall New York niggas that`s on here gotta tell me something

Does Flex walk around wit a buncha body guards? Im just wondering why some goons ain't chased him around some cars like they did Charlemagne. He talks too greasy to be going unchecked.

 

[jono]

For real I thought he was on the phone and it was windy outside, I had no idea that shit was bomb drops.

 

[DR. JEK]

Or is he so not tookin serious that nobody gives a fuck to even step to him?

 

[nj2089]

http://instagram.com/p/x7ZwR4GBhc/

 

[nj2089]

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[BarryHalls]

I couldn't even understand what he was saying because I kept laughing at that bomb sample.

There were times when he wouldn't even let the bomb sound effect finish. The sound would just cut off in the middle. Like he was so eager to press that button again that he just couldn't wait for the sample to end.