Fornication...........

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hrap-120;608104 said:
Guess what you Jesus-freak, I jacked off to a picture of the virgin-Mary and sopped up my ejaculate with Gideon bible-pages I tore from a Bible in a seedy Motel.

....then I used that same bible paper to roll me a fat-ass joint of grapefruit-Kush while watching Creflo A. Dollar Jr. on a ragtag television with a coat-hanger antenna.

"sopped up my ejaculate"

wtf!? lmao you're really stupid
 
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VIBE86;608158 said:
"sopped up my ejaculate"

wtf!? lmao you're really stupid

SMH @ you calling me stupid just because I didnt want to dissrespect Jesus by using profanity like "cum" or "nut"......

...I then took some more of those precious bible-papers and wiped the doo-doo from my ass after eating a fat-burger that included an egg, a hot-link, and a red onion....

May GOD forgive me!
 
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it's a beautiful thing that takes place in nature when a young male and young female find themselves in the bloom of estrus
 
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hrap-120;608104 said:
Guess what you Jesus-freak, I jacked off to a picture of the virgin-Mary and sopped up my ejaculate with Gideon bible-pages I tore from a Bible in a seedy Motel.

....then I used that same bible paper to roll me a fat-ass joint of grapefruit-Kush while watching Creflo A. Dollar Jr. on a ragtag television with a coat-hanger antenna.

LMAO, godamn, even I won't go that far. I usually just piss in the Bible, but knock urself out brotha.
 
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kingblaze84;609821 said:
LMAO, godamn, even I won't go that far. I usually just piss in the Bible, but knock urself out brotha.

wait, youve never rolled a joint with bible paper? what kind of stoner are you?
 
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Fornication is fine, you aint got to be married shits wack who waits til their married? As long as you take care of your kid if you slip up I dont see nothin wrong with it.
 
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heavenru? still gets pussy, he just wont admit it

its alright heavenru the truth shall set you free

you know you still trynna get at the preachers daughter, or at least thinking about it
 
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hrap-120;608276 said:
SMH @ you calling me stupid just because I didnt want to dissrespect Jesus by using profanity like "cum" or "nut"......

Probably already a bit late for that
 
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