For anybody who wants to grow in the wisdom and knowledge of the Lord.......

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Its in the gospel

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"On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano. Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover. Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which he named Man. Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident.
 
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TX_Made713;693587 said:
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I gave you an offer to watch some videos and this is the best you can come up? I mean no wonder your.....Ahhh......whatever. The proof is in the pudding.
 
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douwant2go2heaven?;693611 said:
i gave you an offer to watch some videos and this is the best you can come up? I mean no wonder your.....ahhh......whatever. The proof is in the pudding.

thanks for the thread... I was drivin on my way to work this mornin and was thinkin, how can i get closer to god.... Preshate cha bruh
 
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PUPU_IZ_DRO;693626 said:
thanks for the thread... I was drivin on my way to work this mornin and was thinkin, how can i get closer to god.... Preshate cha bruh

Praise God my brother in Christ. Just look at God work. What an awesome God we serve!

"So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it."
Isaiah 55:11
 
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DoUwant2go2Heaven?;693677 said:
Praise God my brother in Christ. Just look at God work. What an awesome God we serve!

"So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it."
Isaiah 55:11
Oh dear brother, I have transgressed into the realm of sin, and at present I am wollowing in the abyss of slew-footed demons and ferocious golliwogs.

Please give me a scripture that will bring me back to Jesus, the blood of the lamb, and the saving graces of the lord.

Please help me brother.
 
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DoUwant2go2Heaven?;693611 said:
I gave you an offer to watch some videos and this is the best you can come up? I mean no wonder your.....Ahhh......whatever. The proof is in the pudding.

very christian like of you.

i will watch your vids when i have time. But anybody can pull a video from youtube saying just about anything.

that doesnt prove anything. you of all people should know that. I use to watch on site and disect yalls damn videos only to realize they are biased opinions..

funny how of all the times people act your drug habits, I never did yet you attack my previous religious beliefs every chance you get.
 
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DoUwantto.

My man, I feel your sincerity, but you got to step your post game up. It's insulting to post some scriptures and video for people who don't believe and expect that to hit the mark.

My grandfather took me fishing and told me you can't put what you like on the bait.You got to put what the fish like. You have to go to where they are to bring them where you are at.
 
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DoUwant2go2Heaven?;693677 said:
Praise God my brother in Christ. Just look at God work. What an awesome God we serve!



"So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it."
Isaiah 55:11

now i know your an alias
 
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i praise the lord who is a zombie and i shall drink his blood and eat his body on sunday, ohhh wait its all a story based on an older story which was based on an older story, but its still all storys, i praise mother nature, that is all
 
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The link re-directs me to a satantist blog. Its over for me huh? Jesus wont even let me try to listen to his fathers/his word.
 
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DoUwant2go2Heaven?;781643 said:
I posted the link so that you can go. Listen to the broadcast and chime in with your thoughts. God bless.

Halleluyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I listened briefly, and......it sucked. Horribly. Sorry. Step your logic and reason game up, the Bible is no more real than a coloring book. What makes the Bible more real than the Koran or my own made up religion, The Worship of My Lovely Black Dick??

Both were made up by people with no real evidence either way, but I can see my big black dick, so I'll choose to worhip that.....no homo. I can't see your Jesus anywhere, and he damn sure ain't coming back from the dead. It's been 2,000 years, when's this brass colored fucker going to come back?
 
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The Bible Bus has departed the New Testament and is currently heading along a prophetic path in the Old Testament book of Micah! A day is coming when all men will beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks because mankind will learn war no more. Give glory to God and enter into His rest!

"1But in the last days it shall come to pass, that the mountain of the house of the LORD shall be established in the top of the mountains, and it shall be exalted above the hills; and people shall flow unto it. 2And many nations shall come, and say, Come, and let us go up to the mountain of the LORD, and to the house of the God of Jacob; and he will teach us of his ways, and we will walk in his paths: for the law shall go forth of Zion, and the word of the LORD from Jerusalem.
3And he shall judge among many people, and rebuke strong nations afar off; and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up a sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.
4But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid: for the mouth of the LORD of hosts hath spoken it."

Micah 4:1-4

http://www.oneplace.com/ministries/thru-the-bible-with-j-vernon-mcgee/
 
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