..."First Time" stories.

[Lou Cypher]

Think i was 14. Summer before highschool. This girl who had lived down the street was all over me through 8th grade. I never made her my gf cuz she was the 8th grade slut and i was all self conscious about being "that guy" that dated the slut in school. Stupid stuff. Anyhow, when we werent in front of people i would always be playing with her boobies and stuff like that, she never let me hit because she only did that with boyfriends apparently. Well she ended up getting into some trouble and her dad was sending her down to new mexico to live with her mom. Last couple days in town she called me to hang out. Went to her place, went downstairs to her room and proceeded to give her the best 60 seconds of her life, her words not mine. Her big brothers were upstairs watching TV too and i knew one of them hated me so we were all trying to be quiet and stuff. Then i got it up again and proceeded to give her the 2nd best 30 minutes of her life. Again, her words not mine.

Told my friends about it, they were all like "DUDE SHE HAS AIDS!!!" had me freaking the fuck out, but it was just stupid ass school rumors. Then she moved away and we never spoke again. She had a nice ass body, C cup tits at 14. Face wasnt great though. Wore lots and lots of make up too.

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

She sounds like a poster here Lou

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

1999. New Years Eve. I was 15. She was my sisters homegirl. But my sis took off with her man and left her homegirl asleep on her bed. I walked in and saw that booty was bout it bout it. I said fuck it, I took it. She woke up midway, looked me crazy, and went back to sleep. Shit was dope bruh

Damn, AHH don't do Background checks or nothing brah smh

 

[riddlerap]

props to @JonnyRoccIT for dropping actual details.. some of these stories lacking.

how the fuck @"Skuurrt_Angle " not giving us more than "me 16, she 24" or whatever the fuck. how did that happen? and what happened? etc.

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

props to @JonnyRoccIT for dropping actual details.. some of these stories lacking.

how the fuck @"Skuurrt_Angle " not giving us more than "me 16, she 24" or whatever the fuck. how did that happen? and what happened? etc.

That was the whole point of it...to show the Comedy or the "GOATness" of the moment .

 

[SolemnSauce]

How so?

Bc you had sex with a minor.

What...she was 24, consent in SC is 16. I was so excited i was pullin of porn moves. Stood up filpped her upside down and ate the pussy. Then spinned her right side up and hit it standing up.

 

[Peace_79]

It was pretty mundane, honestly... Or I guess you could call it a self ether.

Shorty was this petite, Latina Broad with a nice little figure, cute girl. Anyway, we both Freshmen in college and she was one of the best looking women in the class. I could tell through conversation she was feelin a g.

We had made out a few times and it was pretty dope, so I'm thinking sex is about to be bomb. So weeks later we in her dorm room about to get it in.

Little did I know, I was about to receive one of the worst hand jobs / head sessions ever given.

Nothing but pain man - teeth, friction ... Im thinking this can't be what niggas always raving about, man. If so, they can have that shit. SMH

Real talk ... After that foreplay, I was pretty much over it. The sex was the definition of uneventful... Some strokes here, some strokes there... Not much excitement from either side.

After about 15 minutes we kind of awkwardly transitioned out of it.

Bruh... Neither of us came ...

Can you even call that sex?

Shit, that wasn't my first time... That was my first "Attempt" from the Filed.

Fucked around and shot an Airball. SMH

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

It was pretty mundane, honestly... Or I guess you could call it a self ether.

Shorty was this petite, Latina Broad with a nice little figure, cute girl. Anyway, we both Freshmen in college and she was one of the best looking women in the class. I could tell through conversation she was feelin a g.

We had made out a few times and it was pretty dope, so I'm thinking sex is about to be bomb. So weeks later we in her dorm room about to get it in.

Little did I know, I was about to receive one of the worst hand jobs / head sessions ever given.

Nothing but pain man - teeth, friction ... Im thinking this can't be what niggas always raving about, man. If so, they can have that shit. SMH

Real talk ... After that foreplay, I was pretty much over it. The sex was the definition of uneventful... Some strokes here, some strokes there... Not much excitement from either side.

After about 15 minutes we kind of awkwardly transitioned out of it.

Bruh... Neither of us came ...

Can you even call that sex?

Shit, that wasn't my first time... That was my first "Attempt" from the Filed.

Fucked around and shot an Airball. SMH

 

[SolemnSauce]

Yo Bart..why u hating b?

 

[yellowtapesport]

First time I was in 8th grade had this lil hot joint that was already fuckin high school niggas. Bitch told me one of them niggas fucked her in the ass and she loved it so I told her wear a skirt the next day and meet me in the 'new wing' stairs that nobody used. Missed the ass but slid right in a wet puss. No rubber.

Fast strokes for like 45 seconds but I was scared somebody was gon come down the stairs lol

 

[blatalian]

I wrote a song about my 1st time...

Wasn't nothin' like that

Man, it wasn't nothin' like that first time

She was in my math class

Long hair, brown skin with the fat ass

Sat beside me, used to laugh at mad jokes

The teacher always got mad so we passed notes

It started off so innocent

She had a vibe and a nigga started diggin' it

I was a youngin' straight crushin' tryna play this shit cool

But a nigga couldn't wait to get to school

'Cause when I seen 'em thighs on her and them hips on her and them lips on her

Got me daydreaming, man what

I'm thinkin' how she ride on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it

It make it hard for me to stand up

As time goes by, attractions getting deeper

Wet dreaming thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin'

I want it bad, and I ain't never been obsessed before

She wrote a note that said "have you ever had sex before"

Damn

And I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

I wrote back and said "of course I had sex before"

Knowing I was frontin'

I said I was like a pro baby

Knowing I was stuntin'

But if I told the truth I knew I'd get played out son

Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one

But, she don't know what

So she done roll back and told me

"Oh you a pro homie? Well I want you to show me

My mama gone for the weekend

So Saturday baby we can get to freakin'"

That's when my heart start racing and my body start sweatin'

Baby you done woke my lil' man up

I'm thinkin' how that body look naked when playing on the bed

Teacher please don't make me stand up

I wrote back like "Yeah baby sound like a plan"

Still trying to play it cool, sound like the man

But I was scared to death my nigga, my stomach turned

Talking damn shit knowing damn well I was a virgin

Fuck

And I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

And I ain't never did this before no

You know that feelin' when you you finna bone for the first time

I'm hoping that she won't notice it's my first time

I'm hoping that my shit is big enough to fuck with

And most of all I'm praying God don't let me bust quick

I'm watching pornos tryin' see just how to stroke right

Practice putting condoms on, how it go right

I'm in a crib now a nigga palm sweatin'

With a pocket full of rubbers and an erection

That's when my hands start touching and her face start blushing

And a nigga roll over on top

And then she get my pants unbuckled and her hands start rubbing

On me, ooh girl don't stop

It's time for action

Pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah just how I practice

But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it and said

"I wanna get something off my mental

I can tell you a pro, but baby be gentle"

'Cause

Lol

 

[Ol Jay's]

my official 1st time scarred me and made me insecure for the longest of time

Stay sweating this older chick from the block, her 20 and me 15, was always saying some stupid shit everytime I seen her, and she'd shoot me down on some " boy I 'd go to jail fucking with your young ass", lil did she know I was relieved she didn't bite, because I was embarrassed of my "little" problem

One day I was dropping her off a nick, she answered the door in a tshirt & panties, music blasting, so she let me in, which was odd cuz normally we do our exchange thru the door and I go about my business, me being oblivious to what was about to happen, decided to go through her cd's while she rolled her joint

I change the cd, turn around and see this chick ass naked smoking sitting on the couch, she says "now it's in your face, what you gone do with it", i was so nervous and sweating, had to be shaking cuz she giggled and said "calm down and come fuck this pussy"

Swear I nutted in my pants due to the way she was talking, but it was no more stalling, I pulled my pants half way down, and poked my dick through the dick hole in my boxers, and put on the condom she had thrown me, the look of disappointment on her face was telling as to what she was about to say

She goes "as young as you are, I figured you'd be hard from the thought of getting pussy", little did she know I was erect and that lil 2 inches was all I had to give

Anyhow, keeping the condom on was a struggle, I swear bout 10 secs went by and I prolly gave 10 pumps, and it was over, instead of saying I came, I pulled out, pulled up my pants, and pulled open the door all in one swipe while yelling "I'm nervous, my dick won't get hard", man I flew out the door and ran all the way home

To top it off the condom was still in my pants, so I thought, man I'm in my room chilling, and my moms bust in my room with a tissue in her hand and the nut filled condom in it, talking about "you been fucking in my house" as if this situation couldn't have gotten worse, the damn condom had slithered its way down my pants leg and onto the living room floor

 

[Kat]

Yo Bart..why u hating b?

Regardless of the legal age of "consent" a woman 8 years your senior taking your virginity at the age of 16 is creepy and gross. She must have been hard up for some dick aka ugly.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

what does it mean that i dont remember

 

[SolemnSauce]

Yo Bart..why u hating b?

Regardless of the legal age of "consent" a woman 8 years your senior taking your virginity at the age of 16 is creepy and gross. She must have been hard up for some dick aka ugly.

Actually...hand to gawd..she looked like a short Mary J. Blige. Plus i was a fly, charming lil nigga. If u looking for a flaw tho..she had two kids

 

[Dupac]

Bruh. My first real time I had no idea how sex really worked...

It was hilariously etherous...a chick who actually pulled me in the mall was trying to go, but I had a girl at the time and I didn't believe in cheating.

My girl was holding out cuz she knew I was a virgin and since her first time wasn't special she wanted mines to be. And if y'all paid attention to any of my other stories y'all know I really didn't like any of my girlfriends before my wife. So one chick holding out while another was ready to go was grounds for dismissal.

I held on for a little bit longer, but after a disastrous valentines weekend... We broke it off, and I was free to start smashing...

So I ordered shorty up, and we at my house watching galaxy quest. I was the last in the crew to still be a virgin, and at this point I was just ready to get out there, so I just started making super aggressive power moves. A nigga was 20, and by now I had no room for fronting, either we fucking or not...

To my surprise she was mad receptive to my advances.. Everything but pulling her tits out.,.. Them shits were huge, and I guess she was self conscious, but I would not be denied...

Once everything was out, I was ready to go in...

Fore play?? What's that??.... Nigga balls deep from the jump... Nigga She damn near hopped out the bed... Talking bout too much, my dumb ass think it's cuz she can't take it... So I'm all like

You scared yo, want me to take it slow?

She like yea... So I eased back in.. Shit was good, a little too good, cuz from the combination of her wetter and wetter, her moaning, and the visual of a naked woman under me, it was too much for a young g to handle..

If I gave her a good two minutes I'd be lying..

I tried to play off the nut by turning her over and switching positions... But by that point I was just pushing rope.. And she knew it and started laughing..... You need a moment to get yourself together??.... Pure ether, my lil man went to sleep, and refused to wake up...

After a few minutes of her just knocking him around trying to get him to wake up, she was like, maybe I should just go.... Double ether...

Never talked to her again...

 

[MARIO_DRO]

WE BOTH WERE 16 AND VIRGINS

I WAS DOWN MY GRANDMA HOUSE..

MANNNNNNNNNNN I TRIED BY DAM BEST TO FUCK BUT I COULDNT GET ON HARD FOR SHYT!.. SHE AINT GIVE ME NO HEAD OR NOTHING!

I WAS TRYIN TO PUSH SOFT DICK IN HER BUT NOTHING WOULD WORK... SO AFTER A WHILE, SHE LEFT..

SOON AS THAT BEESH LEAVE, MY DICK GET ROCK HARD.. SO I JUST STARTED JACKIN OFF!

I WAS SOOO USED TO PORN AND JACKIN OFF, THAT WHEN IT WAS FINALLY TIME, I COULDNT PERFORM..

BUT LUCKILY, SHE WAS MY GF, SO SHE CAME BACK LIKE THE NEXT DAY.. DICK GOT HARD AND SHE RODE ME.. I HAD HER ASS WALKING FUNNY FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT

 

[HafBayked]

first time in some guts dont actually count but I kinda gave her that work.....I was scared and I had to piss so I couldnt nut lol

first real time dont even feel like the first time....this lil yamp was straight nasty to say we was in middle school...couldnt spell for shit either....got head and hit the first time we kicked it....that was the after school smash for a while

it was hell after that

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Shout out to the niggas who watched porn before they first smash to "impress" her with some moves you couldn't hope to do

 

[Rasta.]

My first time was actually not that bad. I was liquored up so it saved it from being too awkward.

I was also 19 and the last to do it amongst my friends so I felt like I already knew what was up.

Half white, half Latino..nice body, aight face.

No wonder you're making up for lost time....at 19 i was almost a decade into it

Yeah I made up for it in my 20s..but I've only had one dick since 29 boo.

@Kat why you gotta lie?