First Time Sex Failure

[Ibex]

First mistake was stopping to go look for a rubber..If she is a bad bitch you just go in raw

 

[Splackavelli]

First mistake was stopping to go look for a rubber..If she is a bad bitch you just go in raw

and then you catch aids. ok I got it.

 

[Splackavelli]

Been dating a chick for maybe a month finally out of the blue she calls me over to " come see her". I get over there we chill for a little she starts rubbing on my soldier we start messing around. Im up and alert we get into it after fumbling to find protection. After maybe a minute in it I go soft and with no prevail I cant get back up. This only happened once while in high school. she has moved to another city maybe an hour away. Should I just call it a wraps and give up on her?

an hour away? what, you can't drive there? how old are you? twelve?

 

[PILL_COSBY]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF? How does this happen to you people?

Either that broad is not attractive

you gay

You have a problem and need to go get that checked out

you were on drugs or drunk

This shit aint ordinary bruh, not ordinary at all. Y'all be having old man problems. Next thing dudes gonna be talking about having strokes and getting they prostate checked(pause). LOL when this shit happens I know them females be upset as fuck. They self esteem probably drop low as hell afterwards.

 

[dc's teflondon]

stevie janikowski ass niggas

"Scientifically speaking, what’s probably going on here with the f*ckin’ downstairs business is your boner muscles are looking at yourself in the mirror, and they’re saying Jesus Christ, there’s no way in hell that any woman is ever gonna f*ckin’ let me pump her..."

"You put zero, to no effort, into your personal appearance. I mean, maybe try spending more that 6 bucks on a haircut. You know, buy shirts that aren’t f*ckin’ plum colored..."

"Let the d*ck guide you, alright? The d*ck knows what it wants to wear. And right now — the d*ck wants to be a hunk..."

no homo

 

[nickel-us P]

Sound like condom issues. I hate condoms

 

[whatevathehell]

I was drunk and this happened to m recently. the chick came on a little too strong...to be honest and she was the one who got me shitfaced.

 

[32DaysOfInfiniti]

Performance anxiety? Pump harder, think of someone you rather be fucking or just put on a porn...

 

[mr.jamrock]

When I was in it, it was wet as hell but I just couldnt cling on to anything while inside for a feeling. It was just like a water slide

 

[mc317]

^that bitch drowned you too? Lmfao man kill yourself homie its for the best

 

[gns]

First mistake was stopping to go look for a rubber..If she is a bad bitch you just go in raw

and then you catch aids. ok I got it.

Real niggaz don't catch aids.

fact

 

[Bazz-B]

First mistake was stopping to go look for a rubber..If she is a bad bitch you just go in raw

and then you catch aids. ok I got it.

Real niggaz don't catch aids.

fact

Real niggaz catch aids all the time because real niggaz don't wear condoms.

 

[trendsetta1030]

She Putin you on spot

 

[S2J]

Been dating a chick for maybe a month finally out of the blue she calls me over to " come see her". I get over there we chill for a little she starts rubbing on my soldier we start messing around. Im up and alert we get into it after fumbling to find protection. After maybe a minute in it I go soft and with no prevail I cant get back up. This only happened once while in high school. she has moved to another city maybe an hour away. Should I just call it a wraps and give up on her?

@ underlined This bring a whole new meaning to the term runnin from the dick nh

 

[loch121]

 

[OAKLAND or Die]

Limp Dick support group thread...n/h smdh

Lmbao

 

[kingblaze84]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I READ HERE

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Bumpin threads once a year is what's up in PR.