FIRST DATE: Sitting on the couch netflixin and the woman lays her head on your chest...

[Lou Cypher]

Relax. Wait for the roofies to kick in.

 

[5onblackhandside]

gonna have some baby oil on my chest, so bitch head slide down to my dick

 

[SolemnSauce]

Where the choice to act like u've gotten pussy b4 and don't take everything to a be a que for sex.

 

[ReppinTime]

If a bitvh come to your home on the first date but want to act like she got standards once you put a dick in her face throw her dumb ass out

 

[gameoffeminists]

Unzip my dick

 

[dalyricalbandit]

U gots to start feelin around the whole arm and back rub thing try sneak in the booty grab if she allows that she'll most likely take it from there

 

[the dukester]

As soon as my dick get hard.

Make that motherfucker "jump, jump." On some Kris Kross shit!!

 

[MARIO_DRO]

...STORY TIME

WELL BEFORE NETFLIX, I WAS OVER THIS CHICKS HOUSE, SOMEHOW ALL I REMEMBER, WE WAS ON THE COUCH AND SHE WAS STROKIN MY DIC' WITH HER HEAD ON MY CHEST... AFTER 5MINS, I WAS LIKE, " GONE AND PUT IT IN YO MOUTH", SHE SAYS, WHAT DID U SAY? AND I REPEATED... THIS BEESH KICKED ME OUT THE HOUSE!! TALM BOUT SHE AINT THAT KIND OF GIRL.... BUT SHE INVITES ME OVER THE NEXT NIGHT AND SHE FUCKIN AND SUCKIN ALLLLL ON THE FLOE

 

[yellowtapesport]

I've tried to push some strong-neck bitches heads down in my day...

Them hoes get resistant lol

Edit: It's not a forceful, rapey-type push more of a gentle, motivational nudge

 

[MsSouthern]

Rapist thread alert

 

[yellowtapesport]

Rapist thread alert

Don't act like you never been mouth raped..

or face raped in that fourth-hole option chin of yours lol

 

[MsSouthern]

Creepy rapist fantasy thread alert

 

[lamontbdc]

if slim over your spot on the 1st date then she came to fuck

 

[not_osirus_jenkins]

Any nigga that grabs a woman's hand and places it on themselves is a childish buffoon that gets no hoes lmao.

 

[MallyG]

gonna have some baby oil on my chest, so bitch head slide down to my dick

 

[Hevalisk]

No, that when you lay your hand on her shoulder, and slowly creep down.

Then you put your hand on her thigh and see what she downs.

Then you get to rubbing...

 

[KingFreeman]

We're clearly past the first date if we're netflix and chilling.

Not true. I've done that on first dates. You niggas doing too much.

 

[ReppinTime]

Any nigga that grabs a woman's hand and places it on themselves is a childish buffoon that gets no hoes lmao.

But...she already came over on the first date. She chose. Why are u playin HS games, why not just kiss her neck, put her hand down there, and let the liquor do the work for you

 

[MistyKnight]

I would've started to go down on him and right when it's all hard with the mushroom head pulsing, I would've opened my mouth wide and bite the shit out of it.

Niggas got me fucked up pushing my head down with all that disrespect. Ask my husband. He has a nice little scar from the time he disrespected me like that.

 

[ReppinTime]

Logically speaking. How the fuk is it disrespectful to reposition a womans head?

Women some of the dumbest creatures on earth. If that's disrespectful it's disrespectful to slap her ass grab a titty pull her hair etc

Women just have random hang ups about dumb shit and be blind to when they are actually being disrespected