FELLAS.. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME UNEXPECTED SEX WITH A CHICK AND...

[Maximus Rex]

Ed Asner does not approve of this fuckery.

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Inb4 saluting

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

dro made a thread about male underwear models.

 

[twatgetta]

@BillyPncho is outta gas. somebody help that half-breed make it.

 

[dwade206]

What's up with you and dicks, b?

...pause though

 

[aka_OG]

 

[DarthRozay]

Inb4 saluting

Bawse D.Lox has just released this press statement

First off, I'd have to salute the brutha that bought those condoms and used them. Second, I'd have to ask the girl if they were Chief Keef's, and if she asked why I'd have to show her the picture. I would use my usual "he must be in the packing industry" joke and the girl would surely be mine.

There is no word yet on whether or not Bawse will return to the IC. He has also not addressed the fact that 100% of the site thinks he is gay after that incident.

 

[SneakDZA]

imma drop this here real quick

It turns out that the name Magnum is mostly just a marketing scheme. The name and branding of Magnum makes guys feel like they need bigger condoms than normal. Trojan hopes that branding them as bigger will make men prefer the brand more than other brands.

In reality, Magnums are a mere 0.32-inches longer than regular Trojans and BOTH are 2 inches wide at the base. The main difference between Magnums and regular condoms are in the width of the shaft, with the Magnums being 0.5-inches wider at the head than regular Trojans.

A funny side-note, a rival brand, LifeStyles, has a brand called "King XL." The stats for those are the same as REGULAR Trojans. Psychology can be the darndest thing!

Read more athttp://www.omg-facts.com/Sex/Magnum-sized-Condoms-Arent-That-Much-Big/45129#lIrR67FZqgmY8C2m.99

welp... there goes my ego.

 

[Universalmindstate]

Tell her they're not sensitive enough therefore you need purchase a special type. Stroke that puss when you get back to recharge your mood.

 

[_Sour_]

I can't relate, ghey thread.

 

[DarthRozay]

I can't relate, ghey thread.

This the same sour that fucked covet?

 

[Universalmindstate]

I can't relate, ghey thread.

That co-sign for the image on Obama's T.V.

 

[mc317]

www.iseekgirls.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mc_jada_stevens

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Pics of the chick raped by those football players?

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

I laughed at the OP

 

[Rocky_Breaux]

My dick big...I can fit the Mag...

 

[NYETOPn]

LOL, this dude and his hypothetical threads

 

[Jacquees]

apparently you just admitted to havin a small dick lol

 

[DOC H0LL!DAY]

YOU DIDNT HAVE ANY RUBBERS WITH YOU. SHE SAY'S "OHH DONT WORRY" THEN PULLS OUT A MAGNUM...

YOU SAYING TO YOURSELF " MANNNNN I CANT FIT THEM GOLD PACKS, THEM SHYTS GONE FALL RIGHT OFF"..

YOU DONT WANNA LEAVE TO GET NO RUBBERS CAUSE THE MOMENT WILL BE LOST... SO WHAT DO YOU DO?

make a balloon knot in that shit and go in!

 

[loch121]

had to do it