Chicks like that catch you at your weak time. She is what you call a slump buster.
When a guy is in a slump and he is drunk as hell at some hole in the wall. She keep sending drinks over to you saying that she just wants talk about sports. After your second triple shot of heen and 5th amberbock. Everything she is saying sound like,"I will suck you testicles through your dick." You tell yourself. "I cant do this. This got two chins and bootydoo!" but that fourth triple shot of Henn on the rocks has your Johnson pushing your front pocket and she just said some nasty shit you saw a porno star do on the vid you just beat off to last night on the 60 day of your slump.
Yes I just described my sexual escapade with a fat chick but you cant get pregnant from your throat or your ass!
When a guy is in a slump and he is drunk as hell at some hole in the wall. She keep sending drinks over to you saying that she just wants talk about sports. After your second triple shot of heen and 5th amberbock. Everything she is saying sound like,"I will suck you testicles through your dick." You tell yourself. "I cant do this. This got two chins and bootydoo!" but that fourth triple shot of Henn on the rocks has your Johnson pushing your front pocket and she just said some nasty shit you saw a porno star do on the vid you just beat off to last night on the 60 day of your slump.
Yes I just described my sexual escapade with a fat chick but you cant get pregnant from your throat or your ass!
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