Fastest u ever got to smash

[KingFreeman]

No diss but niggas is nasty af to be eating pwussy or getting dome at first interaction from a bitch you just met I'm a freak but aint no way I'm eating a random yamp's box from the get go. Niggas is crazy.

 

[trilladelic]

If we're talking how long it took from the time u 1st meet a chick my personal best is 2hrs. But the bitch burnt me so yeah it's also my personal worst..

I'm the type that doesn't like to wait for u to decide whether u wanna give me some. Women know within the 1st 5min of meeting u if they're gonna fuck u or not. Or the dude she's got that'll buy her meal every once in awhile...

 

[Phantom Pain]

Met this chick at the club, got home then my phone started to ring. Had small talk, then she said "I'm just gon keep it real. I'm going to court tomorrow, and I'm prob bout to be locked up for a minute. I want some dick"...

Swooped her up from the hood, smashed, n I guess she still locked up

 

[700]

Idk maybe 30 minutes

 

[dakidfrankie]

We used to go to eastern Michigan parties and smash something the same night on the apartments...if you know about eastern Michigan you know about the apartments...I got head on the dance floor at tonic in Pontiac

 

[skpjr78]

Went to grab a flick from Blockbuster video one night.

Seen this bad West African joint in "chick flicks" section. Body was disproportionate in the best way. Ass looked like two basketballs sitting on two baseball bats.

Started hollering at shorty, and she asked me if I could give her a ride home. Get to conversating in the car, and she tells me she had a fantasy to bang the first guy who hollered that night.

After doing a mental birdman handrub. I took her to this short stay hotel in the hood. Joint was like a rooming house. I paid $20.00 for 3 hours. Funny thing is, when you "check in" instead of giving you a room key, they give you a washcloth & a bar of soap.

Got in room and tore that big ass up!! Took about 40 minutes from the time I met her to backstroking in them guts.

Talk about being at the right place at the right time!!

 

[MARIO_DRO]

8 seconds. New World Record.

PORNHUB HUH?

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

No diss but niggas is nasty af to be eating pwussy or getting dome at first interaction from a bitch you just met. I'm a freak but aint no way I'm eating a random yamp's box from the get go. Niggas is crazy.

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[rickmogul]

Same day / Same night!