Fastest u ever got to smash

[BigBallsNoWorries]

45 mins after class

Got top

White Girl

Parking Lot in college

 

[ReppinTime]

Like 4 or 5 yrs ago i Saw Kai at the casino of course pretended i didnt know who she was. start chattin bought a couple beers then she was asking if I had a room there. Took all of 30mins. Had to make my exit cause I can't touch a married woman.

 

[Kai]

That bitch had to be street hooker level blasted and desperate if she let t/s chunky ass hit in 3 hours.

Hell, I'm sure any bitch that lets him fuck can't be shit to write home about.

Inb4 niggas on here are so slick and got so much game that they fucked an hour before even meeting her lol

You sound hurt...

No, you are ugly, fat and wack as hell and always posting around this bitch like you're some kind of Mack. Mf we know you don't pull hoes, stop lying and fronting to impress internet posters cuz you know no one who saw you irl would believe your ducktales after taking one look at you

I remember you posted some blasted chick you were "fucking" on here b4 and got clowned to hell. Post a pic of you with a fine bitch right now or one that proves you're not a short, dumpy, ugly Mexican, and I'll stfu, I promise.

But you won't cuz you can't. You're s2j level when it comes to the game player shit, stop it

 

[King_MOEbra]

As soon as I heated up my plate, I smashed that shit.

So, about 2 minutes.

 

[Max.]

That bitch had to be street hooker level blasted and desperate if she let t/s chunky ass hit in 3 hours.

Hell, I'm sure any bitch that lets him fuck can't be shit to write home about.

Inb4 niggas on here are so slick and got so much game that they fucked an hour before even meeting her lol

You sound hurt...

No, you are ugly, fat and wack as hell and always posting around this bitch like you're some kind of Mack. Mf we know you don't pull hoes, stop lying and fronting to impress internet posters cuz you know no one who saw you irl would believe your ducktales after taking one look at you

I remember you posted some blasted chick you were "fucking" on here b4 and got clowned to hell. Post a pic of you with a fine bitch right now or one that proves you're not a short, dumpy, ugly Mexican, and I'll stfu, I promise.

But you won't cuz you can't. You're s2j level when it comes to the game player shit, stop it

Lmaooooo

 

[Trollio]

Welldamn

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Cot damn. Who hurt you Kai? Lol!

 

[Kai]

Cot damn. Who hurt you Kai? Lol!

No one hurt me, I just can't stand this pseudo racist, ugly mf always peacocking around here like he's some type of Adonis that just pulls bitches at the drop of a dime

Y'all gave s2j a pass for too damn long, yet 2.0 version of him here doing the same thing

Y'all always got something to say about the women posters' looks on here, but can take it when the shoes on the other foot?

 

[Kai]

Like 4 or 5 yrs ago i Saw Kai at the casino of course pretended i didnt know who she was. start chattin bought a couple beers then she was asking if I had a room there. Took all of 30mins. Had to make my exit cause I can't touch a married woman.

Lol, you know you a damn lie cuz I ain't never been to any of the casinos. Now if you said..................................................wait, it might not be such a great idea to tell heathens my usual hangouts lol :#

 

[Qiv_Owan]

Like 4 or 5 yrs ago i Saw Kai at the casino of course pretended i didnt know who she was. start chattin bought a couple beers then she was asking if I had a room there. Took all of 30mins. Had to make my exit cause I can't touch a married woman.

Lol, you know you a damn lie cuz I ain't never been to any of the casinos. Now if you said..................................................wait, it might not be such a great idea to tell heathens my usual hangouts lol :#

So whats the fastest u let a nigga smash

 

[Kai]

Like 4 or 5 yrs ago i Saw Kai at the casino of course pretended i didnt know who she was. start chattin bought a couple beers then she was asking if I had a room there. Took all of 30mins. Had to make my exit cause I can't touch a married woman.

Lol, you know you a damn lie cuz I ain't never been to any of the casinos. Now if you said..................................................wait, it might not be such a great idea to tell heathens my usual hangouts lol :#

So whats the fastest u let a nigga smash

I dated my now husband for 6 months before we had sex. So that'd be it.

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

That bitch had to be street hooker level blasted and desperate if she let t/s chunky ass hit in 3 hours.

Hell, I'm sure any bitch that lets him fuck can't be shit to write home about.

Inb4 niggas on here are so slick and got so much game that they fucked an hour before even meeting her lol

You sound hurt...

No, you are ugly, fat and wack as hell and always posting around this bitch like you're some kind of Mack. Mf we know you don't pull hoes, stop lying and fronting to impress internet posters cuz you know no one who saw you irl would believe your ducktales after taking one look at you

I remember you posted some blasted chick you were "fucking" on here b4 and got clowned to hell. Post a pic of you with a fine bitch right now or one that proves you're not a short, dumpy, ugly Mexican, and I'll stfu, I promise.

But you won't cuz you can't. You're s2j level when it comes to the game player shit, stop it

Stall him out Deebo.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Mines about 3 hours...broad off pof...hit me up said she was going to navy or sum bullshit(u know how bitches swear they joining) neways picked her up from the east...she was one them "all natural erka badu type" so she had a fuckn amber rose short cut...neways 69'd...smashed...dropped her off the end

Edit forgot she said to be quiet around her house(she had 3 brothers) i peeled the fuck out her driveway/curb when she got out the car

so YOU ate her pussy within 3hrs of meeting her?

ok....

 

[Lurkristocrat]

3 hours.

I worked at target and this chick came in choosing. HIt her up right after I got off. Drove to her spot and she directed me to a vacant house. We crept into the backyard and had an all Doggystyle session real quick.

Y'all niggas be trying to die smh.

Any chick that's thats throwing it at me so easy to me screams set up or something.

but niggas stay strapped for the get down so thats not a concern...

 

[Mr.LV]

That bitch had to be street hooker level blasted and desperate if she let t/s chunky ass hit in 3 hours.

Hell, I'm sure any bitch that lets him fuck can't be shit to write home about.

Inb4 niggas on here are so slick and got so much game that they fucked an hour before even meeting her lol

You sound hurt...

No, you are ugly, fat and wack as hell and always posting around this bitch like you're some kind of Mack. Mf we know you don't pull hoes, stop lying and fronting to impress internet posters cuz you know no one who saw you irl would believe your ducktales after taking one look at you

I remember you posted some blasted chick you were "fucking" on here b4 and got clowned to hell. Post a pic of you with a fine bitch right now or one that proves you're not a short, dumpy, ugly Mexican, and I'll stfu, I promise.

But you won't cuz you can't. You're s2j level when it comes to the game player shit, stop it

Damn that escalated pretty fast.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Like 4 or 5 yrs ago i Saw Kai at the casino of course pretended i didnt know who she was. start chattin bought a couple beers then she was asking if I had a room there. Took all of 30mins. Had to make my exit cause I can't touch a married woman.

Lol, you know you a damn lie cuz I ain't never been to any of the casinos. Now if you said..................................................wait, it might not be such a great idea to tell heathens my usual hangouts lol :#

So whats the fastest u let a nigga smash

I dated my now husband for 6 months before we had sex. So that'd be it.

have u even been with someone other than your husband?

 

[Qiv_Owan]

Like 4 or 5 yrs ago i Saw Kai at the casino of course pretended i didnt know who she was. start chattin bought a couple beers then she was asking if I had a room there. Took all of 30mins. Had to make my exit cause I can't touch a married woman.

Lol, you know you a damn lie cuz I ain't never been to any of the casinos. Now if you said..................................................wait, it might not be such a great idea to tell heathens my usual hangouts lol :#

So whats the fastest u let a nigga smash

I dated my now husband for 6 months before we had sex. So that'd be it.

So he gets pussy on command

That means seconds/minutes right

 

[Kai]

Like 4 or 5 yrs ago i Saw Kai at the casino of course pretended i didnt know who she was. start chattin bought a couple beers then she was asking if I had a room there. Took all of 30mins. Had to make my exit cause I can't touch a married woman.

Lol, you know you a damn lie cuz I ain't never been to any of the casinos. Now if you said..................................................wait, it might not be such a great idea to tell heathens my usual hangouts lol :#

So whats the fastest u let a nigga smash

I dated my now husband for 6 months before we had sex. So that'd be it.

have u even been with someone other than your husband?

Yes, I had an African boyfriend in high school

 

[Kai]

Like 4 or 5 yrs ago i Saw Kai at the casino of course pretended i didnt know who she was. start chattin bought a couple beers then she was asking if I had a room there. Took all of 30mins. Had to make my exit cause I can't touch a married woman.

Lol, you know you a damn lie cuz I ain't never been to any of the casinos. Now if you said..................................................wait, it might not be such a great idea to tell heathens my usual hangouts lol :#

So whats the fastest u let a nigga smash

I dated my now husband for 6 months before we had sex. So that'd be it.

So he gets pussy on command

That means seconds/minutes right

Now that we're married? If so, hell yes of course he does!

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

No diss but niggas is nasty af to be eating pwussy or getting dome at first interaction from a bitch you just met. I'm a freak but aint no way I'm eating a random yamp's box from the get go. Niggas is crazy.

I'll get head from a chick I just met before I would first night smash now. Not saying it's impossible to catch something from dome, but it's highly improbable she gone give you the monster from some dome bruh.