Fastest u ever got to smash

[Copper]

Life is like a hurricane, here in Duck Burg/

Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck blur/

Might solve a mystery, or rewrite history!/

 

[Qiv_Owan]

Never 69 the first time i met a chick

Thats personal

2009 : walking downtown LA, some dark thang with gold micros asked me for the time...i told her, she was like "i hear an accent where u from"

Turned into her sayin she live right around the corner come thru for a minute

Got head, smashed, then right after i nutted she took the condom off and sucked me up, swallowed, and kept sucking for another few minutes

We both got dressed then she gave me her house number and i bounced

So about 2 minutes of convo and 5 minute walk max...she was in her early to late 30s

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Within 45 minutes in my jeep at the park

 

[spit_fiya]

3 hours

 

[LUClEN]

Got top within an hr of meeting a girl

 

[StoneColdMikey]

About 2 hours

 

[Koltrain]

Bout 3 hours.

 

[TheNightKing]

Homeboy brought a chick through our house party and tried to play the cool guy role and ignore her a bit. I offered her a ride home and smashed when I dropped her off. So about 2 hours and no more than 20 minutes of convo. Easiest pussy I ever got.

Never saw the chick again and homeboy never brought it up. Don't even think he knows it happened.

 

[Trollio]

35 mins

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Errrrr

Crushed quickly in Ibiza. End of the night on the way back to the hotel man pick up strays

 

[Qiv_Owan]

Errrrr

Crushed quickly in Ibiza. End of the night on the way back to the hotel man pick up strays

Did going ham in Ibiza take a toll on you? Did u overdo it then pour more?

 

[808HiLife808]

3 hours...waikiki tourists

 

[Dupac]

College house parties turn into orgies

 

[Logical Truths]

One of my first college parties. Less than two hours. Chick told me come back to her room with her and told me to do whatever I want to her

 

[LcnsdbyROYALTY]

Bout 3 hours.

This

 

[yellowtapesport]

Minutes my nigga

most of the time its stamped within the car ride to the spot so however long that takes..and DC aint that big

 

[Turfaholic]

3 hours.

I worked at target and this chick came in choosing. HIt her up right after I got off. Drove to her spot and she directed me to a vacant house. We crept into the backyard and had an all Doggystyle session real quick.

 

[MARIO_DRO]

Mines about 3 hours...broad off pof...hit me up said she was going to navy or sum bullshit(u know how bitches swear they joining) neways picked her up from the east...she was one them "all natural erka badu type" so she had a fuckn amber rose short cut...neways 69'd...smashed...dropped her off the end

Edit forgot she said to be quiet around her house(she had 3 brothers) i peeled the fuck out her driveway/curb when she got out the car

..BRUH... U 69'ed WITH A RANDOM INTERNET CHICK U JUST MET?!?!!...YALL MESSACANS WILD!

 

[Busta Carmichael]

Homeboy brought a chick through our house party and tried to play the cool guy role and ignore her a bit. I offered her a ride home and smashed when I dropped her off. So about 2 hours and no more than 20 minutes of convo. Easiest pussy I ever got.

Never saw the chick again and homeboy never brought it up. Don't even think he knows it happened.

You saying you smashed your homeboys girl?

 

[silverfoxx]

3 hours.

I worked at target and this chick came in choosing. HIt her up right after I got off. Drove to her spot and she directed me to a vacant house. We crept into the backyard and had an all Doggystyle session real quick.

Y'all niggas be trying to die smh.

Any chick that's thats throwing it at me so easy to me screams set up or something.