F*cked up shyt you did(or had done to you) as a kid!

[Wishbone Jones]

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[politicalthug202]

I was 15 my homeboy posed as a 12 yr old girl online and invited a 35 yr old man to the crib

to fuck. when he got there they all beat his ass took his wallet and black mailed him inot giving up his

his new chevy silverado, because if he didnt they were gonna call the cops and tell him he was trying to fuck a 12 yr old girl.

they sold his shit for 20 stacks.

I wasnt there , but they got it all on a camera phone

 

[Wishbone Jones]

I was 15 my homeboy posed as a 12 yr old girl online and invited a 35 yr old man to the crib
to fuck. when he got there they all beat his ass took his wallet and black mailed him inot giving up his
his new chevy silverado, because if he didnt they were gonna call the cops and tell him he was trying to fuck a 12 yr old girl.
they sold his shit for 20 stacks.

I wasnt there , but they got it all on a camera phone

ol catch a predator ass nigga

 

[Based GAWD]

That shit sound fabricated

 

[Bussy_Getta]

I was 15 my homeboy posed as a 12 yr old girl online and invited a 35 yr old man to the crib
to fuck. when he got there they all beat his ass took his wallet and black mailed him inot giving up his
his new chevy silverado, because if he didnt they were gonna call the cops and tell him he was trying to fuck a 12 yr old girl.
they sold his shit for 20 stacks.

I wasnt there , but they got it all on a camera phone

my nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tearjerker]

My brother used to hassle me for my lunch money so he could buy candy.

 

[P-Unit Productions]

I was 15 my homeboy posed as a 12 yr old girl online and invited a 35 yr old man to the crib

to fuck. when he got there they all beat his ass took his wallet and black mailed him inot giving up his

his new chevy silverado, because if he didnt they were gonna call the cops and tell him he was trying to fuck a 12 yr old girl.

they sold his shit for 20 stacks.

I wasnt there , but they got it all on a camera phone

I smell ducktales......ole glomgold ass nigga...

 

[Based GAWD]

Based bump

 

[Meet The Sniper]

let me help u out here

Thank you comrade.

 

[Jsince90s]

Lol the name says it all Tearjerker

 

[J-GUTTA]

Man I remember when I was 10 years old I had a obese mexican homeboy. We still friends today but the friendship almost ain't last past grade school cuz of this shit. It was a hot ass northern cali summer day. Temp easily over 100 degrees. We pig out on some of his mama's cooking at his spot(burritos), then decide to go to my house cuz I had video games. Only prollem is I live 3 miles away cross town. I call my moms and ask for a ride. She say NO! jus like I knew she would. "Yall need some damn exercise!" Nevermind the fact that the temp is in the triple digits and we 2 little boys (black mama shit)

Anyways we not even halfway there when he start whinin about how he gotta take a shit. I'm like man lets just get to my house and we can cool off and you take care of that. So by the time we reach my little lower income apartment we sweaty and tired as fuck. He head straight for the bathroom. Bout half hour later he come out all happy and we hop on the Sega. Play for a couple hours and he bounce out.

So that night I'm layin down for bed and I heard my mama shout my government name in her ghetto voice(a rarity). "Get yo ass in this bathroom!" I get outta bed and stumble in to see one of the sickest sights of my life. A toilet bowl full of the sloppiest diarrhea known to man. Toilet seat smeared evenly wit the shit as if it was done on purpose and quite artistically. But this what took the cake. Shit on the wall on both side and above the toilet. I still don't know to this day how that was even possible. Nigga had dumb velocity behind his bowel movement or somethin. Needless to say I had to clean it up smfh. I ain't talk to that nigga for at least a year after that

11 hours later this is still hilarious.

 

[king hassan]

Man I remember when I was 10 years old I had a obese mexican homeboy. We still friends today but the friendship almost ain't last past grade school cuz of this shit. It was a hot ass northern cali summer day. Temp easily over 100 degrees. We pig out on some of his mama's cooking at his spot(burritos), then decide to go to my house cuz I had video games. Only prollem is I live 3 miles away cross town. I call my moms and ask for a ride. She say NO! jus like I knew she would. "Yall need some damn exercise!" Nevermind the fact that the temp is in the triple digits and we 2 little boys (black mama shit)

Anyways we not even halfway there when he start whinin about how he gotta take a shit. I'm like man lets just get to my house and we can cool off and you take care of that. So by the time we reach my little lower income apartment we sweaty and tired as fuck. He head straight for the bathroom. Bout half hour later he come out all happy and we hop on the Sega. Play for a couple hours and he bounce out.

So that night I'm layin down for bed and I heard my mama shout my government name in her ghetto voice(a rarity). "Get yo ass in this bathroom!" I get outta bed and stumble in to see one of the sickest sights of my life. A toilet bowl full of the sloppiest diarrhea known to man. Toilet seat smeared evenly wit the shit as if it was done on purpose and quite artistically. But this what took the cake. Shit on the wall on both side and above the toilet. I still don't know to this day how that was even possible. Nigga had dumb velocity behind his bowel movement or somethin. Needless to say I had to clean it up smfh. I ain't talk to that nigga for at least a year after that

LMAO, just reading this shit and dying over here

 

[Shortie Du Wop]

Man I remember when I was 10 years old I had a obese mexican homeboy. We still friends today but the friendship almost ain't last past grade school cuz of this shit. It was a hot ass northern cali summer day. Temp easily over 100 degrees. We pig out on some of his mama's cooking at his spot(burritos), then decide to go to my house cuz I had video games. Only prollem is I live 3 miles away cross town. I call my moms and ask for a ride. She say NO! jus like I knew she would. "Yall need some damn exercise!" Nevermind the fact that the temp is in the triple digits and we 2 little boys (black mama shit)

Anyways we not even halfway there when he start whinin about how he gotta take a shit. I'm like man lets just get to my house and we can cool off and you take care of that. So by the time we reach my little lower income apartment we sweaty and tired as fuck. He head straight for the bathroom. Bout half hour later he come out all happy and we hop on the Sega. Play for a couple hours and he bounce out.

So that night I'm layin down for bed and I heard my mama shout my government name in her ghetto voice(a rarity). "Get yo ass in this bathroom!" I get outta bed and stumble in to see one of the sickest sights of my life. A toilet bowl full of the sloppiest diarrhea known to man. Toilet seat smeared evenly wit the shit as if it was done on purpose and quite artistically. But this what took the cake. Shit on the wall on both side and above the toilet. I still don't know to this day how that was even possible. Nigga had dumb velocity behind his bowel movement or somethin. Needless to say I had to clean it up smfh. I ain't talk to that nigga for at least a year after that

lol............hell naw.......... lil Enrique had the loo-key duke.

 

[blackrain]

I was 7 and my older brother and his best friend at the time (he was killed a few years later) were 10 and we were at my grandparents house running around doing shit kids do...well for some reason my grandparents had this extremely long water hose in their back yard...so us being kids we wanted to see how long it stretched out so my brother and his friend start walking with the hose to see how long it stretches...my grandparents backyard connected to their neighbords and they were only a few feet apart...the hose was actually long enough to stetch to their front door and this was when alot of houses still had the mail slots in the door...so my older brother and his friend being funny decided to put the very tip of the hose, it was at the end at this point...now the entire time I'd been standing by the back door at my grandparents house watching them and when I saw them get close to the door I ran and turned on the water and ran back inside...they got scared when they felt the water come on and ran and left the hose...it ran for about 5 mins before my brother went and cut the water off...

so my grandparents get home that evening and don't suspect shit until the neighbors come over and say that the lady across the street saw 2 little boys, my older brother and his friend, playing with the water hose, the same water hose she also saw them dragging across the yard...needless to say they put 2 and 2 together and blamed them for everything...my brother and his friend kept trying to explain that they never actually cut the water on, they were just trying to see how long the hose was and that I actually cut the water on but nobody believed them and i let them take the rap...they got ass whoopings, had to clean up the water, and my grandparents had to pay for the damage to their floors.......I actually never told the truth about what happened until I was about 20 and my grandfather and my dad and brothers were talking about it one day...they were laughing about it and I just casually said "I feel kinda bad now. they got in trouble for something I did" and they looked at me like "What the fuck...they were telling the truth" and i fell out laughing lol....

 

[robdaze151]

Gave out Buyon cubes to classmates telling them it was candy.

Sprayed a retarded kid in the mouth w/ cologne.

sold beedees is Jr. and told kids it was weed.

Beat up my best friend even though he didn't want to fight.

Threw snowballs at ederly when they complained about their yard.

Beat a significantly smaller kids ass in a retail store because he thought he could whoop me and talked shit at school.

cursed out teachers

Beat up a kid and told him it was because he killed me in a dream.

beat up a kid because he said my Ninja turtle drawings sucked.

at 5 tounge kissed and felt up my 13 y/o babysitter.

By 6y/o i was the King of Ding Dong Ditch

 

[busayo]

I was 15 my homeboy posed as a 12 yr old girl online and invited a 35 yr old man to the crib
to fuck. when he got there they all beat his ass took his wallet and black mailed him inot giving up his
his new chevy silverado, because if he didnt they were gonna call the cops and tell him he was trying to fuck a 12 yr old girl.
they sold his shit for 20 stacks.

I wasnt there , but they got it all on a camera phone

cool story

 

[American Loo VII 3D]

when i was in 7th grade on the school bus home i wrote on a piece of paper "we're being kidnapped" and held it up to the window so cars could see..a policeman drove beside the bus and made the bus detour to the police station...it was kinda a big deal...kids were crying and parents had to come pick us up.

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

did so much fucked up shit i cant even remember...

but havin a knife held to my throat when i was five years old and told i was about to get my throat cut sticks out

 

[Nut Did N' Cider]

Lol Based GAWD uz a muthafuckin fool!

 

[blakfyahking]

Man I remember when I was 10 years old I had a obese mexican homeboy. We still friends today but the friendship almost ain't last past grade school cuz of this shit. It was a hot ass northern cali summer day. Temp easily over 100 degrees. We pig out on some of his mama's cooking at his spot(burritos), then decide to go to my house cuz I had video games. Only prollem is I live 3 miles away cross town. I call my moms and ask for a ride. She say NO! jus like I knew she would. "Yall need some damn exercise!" Nevermind the fact that the temp is in the triple digits and we 2 little boys (black mama shit)

Anyways we not even halfway there when he start whinin about how he gotta take a shit. I'm like man lets just get to my house and we can cool off and you take care of that. So by the time we reach my little lower income apartment we sweaty and tired as fuck. He head straight for the bathroom. Bout half hour later he come out all happy and we hop on the Sega. Play for a couple hours and he bounce out.

So that night I'm layin down for bed and I heard my mama shout my government name in her ghetto voice(a rarity). "Get yo ass in this bathroom!" I get outta bed and stumble in to see one of the sickest sights of my life. A toilet bowl full of the sloppiest diarrhea known to man. Toilet seat smeared evenly wit the shit as if it was done on purpose and quite artistically. But this what took the cake. Shit on the wall on both side and above the toilet. I still don't know to this day how that was even possible. Nigga had dumb velocity behind his bowel movement or somethin. Needless to say I had to clean it up smfh. I ain't talk to that nigga for at least a year after that

LMAO @ the bolded