BlackAX410
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Based GAWD;1365407 said:Man I remember when I was 10 years old I had a obese mexican homeboy. We still friends today but the friendship almost ain't last past grade school cuz of this shit. It was a hot ass northern cali summer day. Temp easily over 100 degrees. We pig out on some of his mama's cooking at his spot(burritos), then decide to go to my house cuz I had video games. Only prollem is I live 3 miles away cross town. I call my moms and ask for a ride. She say NO! jus like I knew she would. "Yall need some damn exercise!" Nevermind the fact that the temp is in the triple digits and we 2 little boys (black mama shit)
Anyways we not even halfway there when he start whinin about how he gotta take a shit. I'm like man lets just get to my house and we can cool off and you take care of that. So by the time we reach my little lower income apartment we sweaty and tired as fuck. He head straight for the bathroom. Bout half hour later he come out all happy and we hop on the Sega. Play for a couple hours and he bounce out.
So that night I'm layin down for bed and I heard my mama shout my government name in her ghetto voice(a rarity). "Get yo ass in this bathroom!" I get outta bed and stumble in to see one of the sickest sights of my life. A toilet bowl full of the sloppiest diarrhea known to man. Toilet seat smeared evenly wit the shit as if it was done on purpose and quite artistically. But this what took the cake. Shit on the wall on both side and above the toilet. I still don't know to this day how that was even possible. Nigga had dumb velocity behind his bowel movement or somethin. Needless to say I had to clean it up smfh. I ain't talk to that nigga for at least a year after that
lmmfao this story is hilarious
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