F*cked up shyt you did(or had done to you) as a kid!

[BlackAX410]

Man I remember when I was 10 years old I had a obese mexican homeboy. We still friends today but the friendship almost ain't last past grade school cuz of this shit. It was a hot ass northern cali summer day. Temp easily over 100 degrees. We pig out on some of his mama's cooking at his spot(burritos), then decide to go to my house cuz I had video games. Only prollem is I live 3 miles away cross town. I call my moms and ask for a ride. She say NO! jus like I knew she would. "Yall need some damn exercise!" Nevermind the fact that the temp is in the triple digits and we 2 little boys (black mama shit)

Anyways we not even halfway there when he start whinin about how he gotta take a shit. I'm like man lets just get to my house and we can cool off and you take care of that. So by the time we reach my little lower income apartment we sweaty and tired as fuck. He head straight for the bathroom. Bout half hour later he come out all happy and we hop on the Sega. Play for a couple hours and he bounce out.

So that night I'm layin down for bed and I heard my mama shout my government name in her ghetto voice(a rarity). "Get yo ass in this bathroom!" I get outta bed and stumble in to see one of the sickest sights of my life. A toilet bowl full of the sloppiest diarrhea known to man. Toilet seat smeared evenly wit the shit as if it was done on purpose and quite artistically. But this what took the cake. Shit on the wall on both side and above the toilet. I still don't know to this day how that was even possible. Nigga had dumb velocity behind his bowel movement or somethin. Needless to say I had to clean it up smfh. I ain't talk to that nigga for at least a year after that

lmmfao this story is hilarious

 

[BlackAX410]

The most fucked up thing JEFF AXEL did was back in 11th grade JEFF AXEL threw a chair at a white girl and pulled a bat outta my locker because she cussed at JEFF AXEL. Basically she sued my black ass

 

[birdcall89]

perfect example as to why i dont let mexicants in my house.

 

[P-Unit Productions]

This kid at my school asked me for a glass of water everyday after we walked home from school, long story short, i got tired of him asking me so i gave him some cold toilet water one day....I knew i was wrong..lol

 

[Based GAWD]

This kid at my school asked me for a glass of water everyday after we walked home from school, long story short, i got tired of him asking me so i gave him some cold toilet water one day....I knew i was wrong..lol

Lmfao. Did that nigga get the hint and stop asking? And was it straight out the bowl or out the back?

 

[P-Unit Productions]

straight out da bowl..lol..I told him rite after he drank it, just like the guy on color purple..

 

[Ioniz3dSPIRITZ]

over a friends house i wiped my ass with his moms wash cloth and threw it in they neighbors yard. they didnt have any toilet paper.

 

[Based GAWD]

straight out da bowl..lol..I told him rite after he drank it, just like the guy on color purple..

Lol did he swing on you? I woulda. Don't tell me he stood there fumin then jus walked off wit his tail between his legs

 

[P-Unit Productions]

stashed used condoms in a jumpoffs boyfriend dresser drawer...................

 

[P-Unit Productions]

Lol did he swing on you? I woulda. Don't tell me he stood there fumin then jus walked off wit his tail between his legs

Naw he aint swing on me, he woulda got his ass whupped in front of my house...besides we were like in the 4th grade....

 

[Based GAWD]

stashed used condoms in a jumpoffs boyfriend dresser drawer...................

WTF? Scandocious. How old was you then? You know that shit happened last week!

 

[P-Unit Productions]

WTF? Scandocious. How old was you then? You know that shit happened last week!

it happened last year...I don't know what happened to her, but after it happened she blew my phone up for about 2 wks straight..i didn't answer her phone call again! I think she got her ass beat..........she talked shit about me on Facebook for about a month tho...

 

[Meet The Sniper]

it happened last year...I don't know what happened to her, but after it happened she blew my phone up for about 2 wks straight..i didn't answer her phone call again! I think she got her ass beat..........she talked shit about me on Facebook for about a month tho...

Trillaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[P-Unit Productions]

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[Based GAWD]

it happened last year...I don't know what happened to her, but after it happened she blew my phone up for about 2 wks straight..i didn't answer her phone call again! I think she got her ass beat..........she talked shit about me on Facebook for about a month tho...

Damn nigga. Yall livin wild in the south

 

[J-GUTTA]

@ Based GAWD you have to know that is one of funniest stories I've ever heard God damn. When you finally talked to him what did you say?

 

[goat334]

it happened last year...I don't know what happened to her, but after it happened she blew my phone up for about 2 wks straight..i didn't answer her phone call again! I think she got her ass beat..........she talked shit about me on Facebook for about a month tho...

After all that, you probably can still hit if you wanted.

 

[Based GAWD]

@ Based GAWD you have to know that is one of funniest stories I've ever heard God damn. When you finally talked to him what did you say?

Lol I dont even know bruh. Prolly talked about how I had the cutest lil chick in school or how Shawn Michaels was better than Bret Hart. That was a good 15 years ago. We still boys to this day tho

 

[P-Unit Productions]

Damn nigga. Yall livin wild in the south

Lol....I had done sold her a bunch of dreams, she was talkin that leavin her boyfriend for me crap....I needed a way out..*shrugs*

 

[dalyricalbandit]

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