Excerpts from Prodigy's Book "My Infamous Life

[edutained_by_hh]

Like Vandakken said this nigga whole life is full of almost situations. If thats the criteria for writing a book then hell i may as well write one and talk about how i almost fucked Beyonce and how i was almost as rich as Bill Gates or how i almost found Bin Laden.

Lol. Well put. I lost interest in this book because of all the "almost situations". Anyone can write a book like this then.

 

[kweyork]

Lol. Well put. I lost interest in this book because of all the "almost situations". Anyone can write a book like this then.

people talking about the almost situations, their alot of actual situations in the book niggas thats too lazy to read it are the ones talking about the almost shit....the book is the 'outmost' illest hip hop autobiography by far

 

[MR.CJ]

lol nigga loves saying almost

 

[MR.CJ]

k ci aint a rapper plus him and mary were together before they "blew" but ok..... they met because they were both on uptown records. jodeci was out and known before mary j plus jodeci was church cats they wasnt like how mobb deep was LOL

yo man. im not about to expose personal details about my life just to prove that p is exaggerating his stories. i have history in the music industry as a young cat. ive seen and met alot of the people we discuss on here. im not saying i know them all personally and go to their house and shit..... but ive seen things that happened only to see those same things get turn into a myth because of 2nd and 3rd hand rumors.

there is only a few notable cats i havent met from that era (nas, tupac, and puff mainly) damn near everyone else i have met. i met pun before he was even named pun because me and my cousin opened up a show for redman and lords of the underground. we would only be allowed in the club to perform then we had to bounce because alcohol was being served but you for got damn sure we would almost always sneak back in. ive seen with my own eyes BIG come to blows with people i know personally because niggas was drunk talking shit blaming big for robbing pac. mobb deep wasnt even that much older than me and my cousin plus mary j and them were old heads to us back then they were well into their 20's ... mobb deep was only like 18 when they made shook ones LOL at that time mary was like 24 mobb deep is only a few years older than me

im tryin to tell yall whether you believe it or not mary was like everybody's big sister. everybody loved and respected mary she just had this way of embracing cats that made you see her that way. she didnt fuck with the lil dudes she watched come up. she was messing wit cats who you never really heard of i guess cats that was hustlin and ballin at clubs etc because her and dude from jodeci would be on and off so much LOL

ahhhh fuck it man .... im just gonna let this thread go. i see why "celebs" are the way they are LOL .... yall knowledge and perspective of the reality behind the whole shit is twisted.

i guess its just one of those things you have to see for yourself. but yall dont understand man lol its not what you think lol

so u a rapper?

 

[Trollio]

its funny this nigga got history with the music industry but he a mod on a hip hop site now being a security guard for the porn section

 

[blackstarr]

On Lil kim

Heading back to the hotel on Sunset, I thought, I wonder if Lil’ Kim and them are okay. I called and spoke to Kim. She said that I should come hang out at her hotel later. Twin, Delorean, Mr. Bars, Free High, Draws, Gotti, and I hopped in a van to the Swizz Hotel by the Beverly Center mall where Kim and her friends were drinking frozen apple martinis in the penthouse suite. In her room were D-Rock Gutter, Cease, Banger, and other Junior Mafia members plus five of Kim’s female friends.

It was crowded in her hotel room, so Free High got one of her girlfriends’ numbers and then we left. On our way out of the lobby downstairs, Kim’s hairstylist ran out of the elevator calling my name. “P! Kim wants you to come back upstairs!” I told my boys to bounce and sent a van back to pick me up later.

Back inside Kim’s room, I noticed that the Junior Mafia was gone and it was just Kim and her girlfriends plus the hairstylist. She poured me another apple martini and we stepped onto the balcony to talk privately. I grabbed Kim by the waist and started kissing her on her neck. I thought about Mary J. Blige and decided to play this situation differently. “Stop, not right now,” Kim said. “There are too many people up here.” I understood what she meant but I kept trying to sex her right there on the balcony.

After five minutes of us feeling on each other, I feel back because it was obvious that she wasn’t trying to let me hit right then and there. But the things she told me let me know for sure that I could get with her at another time. KiKi [Ed note: Prodigy’s wife] always thought Kim and I were sexing, but it never happened. When KiKi first heard the “Quiet Storm” remix featuring Kim, out of jealousy she told me, “That song is wack.”

damn u gotta feel sorry for P smh not even Kim let him smash

 

[MR.CJ]

Keep em coming blackstarr

Good shit

 

[blackstarr]

On Em's Anger Management tour with G-Unit

After 50's set, Buck came out, chest naked, lit blunt in hand, doing his usual Buck Marley set - a marijuana tribute - with Spider Loc. Buck suddenly stopped and called Young Jeezy on stage. Hav, Shaka, Man-Man and I watched from the side-stage TV monitor waiting for out turn to perform. Jeezy performed a few songs and Buck brought his set to a close. Jeezy and his crew bounced and Buck walked over to the side-stage wardrobe where 50, Yayo and Banks were getting ready to hit the stage. 50 grabbed Buck by the arm crazy tight and screamed at him: "You ever pull some !! like that again, I'm gonna send your dumb[..] home" What the !! is wrong with you?" Buck just stayed quiet.

Buck hadn't asked 50 if Jeezy could perform and Jeezy did more songs than he was supposed to, when he really wasn't supposed to do anything at all. Jeezy played Young Buck. That was the first time I saw Young Buck do some dumb !!. After the show some G-Unit members were arguing with Young Buck and his Nashville crew. A fight almost broke out and it was tense for the next couple shows.

 

[blackstarr]

On seeing Ja Rule

We looked real thugged out compared to the rest of the crowd. Then Ja Rule walked into the party in a loosely knitted sweater with his nipples practically popping out of the spaces in the knit. It looked real homosexual. I would pay good money to see the embarrassed look on his face again when he saw us standing there. The dudes I was with didn't have any mercy, laughing right in front of him

So on tour, we had to share the same dressing room as this dik-head and he was putting on an ice grill, acting like he was tough now and too big to even talk to us

 

[kweyork]

On Lil kim

damn u gotta feel sorry for P smh not even Kim let him smash

I would take keisha cole over kim, P did smash keisha but niggas only wanna talk about the almosts....

 

[garv]

I would take keisha cole over kim, P did smash keisha but niggas only wanna talk about the almosts....

How you know this?

 

[UPTOWN]

fam AGAIN where are u from ? are u harlem dude or u from somewhere else .. where u from family ?

friend or foe?? yo state ya biz - you wanna see me post lol?? - here it is

so u a rapper?

i used to rap years ago

look man yall cats go head and enjoy P's book. im not gonna derail this thread. props to p on his new book

 

[UPTOWN]

aight nigga mary wouldnt fuck a younger dude cause u know her so well - whatever nigga

shit is becoming rediculous, let mary come out and say that shit u aint in no position to tell what happens behind closed doors between two adults

if mary j came to you personally and said it wasnt true and prodigy was standing right beside her saying "look man i had to make the book a lil exciting", you still wouldnt believe it LOL

its stupid to enter a convo if youre not open to what the other person has to say. i will give you props on being the first known prodigy stan ive ever seen on this board. go head and enjoy the book man LOL dont let me ruin it for you LOL ... ill say no more. i think P was smart for making the book, the shit is all entertainment at the end of the day

"a wise man once said dont argue with fools"

never felt the power of that til this thread LOL

 

[kweyork]

if mary j came to you personally and said it wasnt true and prodigy was standing right beside her saying "look man i had to make the book a lil exciting", you still wouldnt believe it LOL

its stupid to enter a convo if youre not open to what the other person has to say. i will give you props on being the first known prodigy stan ive ever seen on this board. go head and enjoy the book man LOL dont let me ruin it for you LOL ... ill say no more. i think P was smart for making the book, the shit is all entertainment at the end of the day

"a wise man once said dont argue with fools"

never felt the power of that til this thread LOL

What's foolish is talking as if u know who mary j would wanna fuck.

 

[antarticp]

what did i get mad wrong? i can back most of what i said

the only things i speculated about was how much BIG and Puff really knew....

Did Haitian Jack take a 6 month plea bargin and rat on Pac? Yes

Was Haitian Jack robbing and extorting rappers in the game? Yes

Was BIG, Stretch, Puff E Money Bags, etc..still rollin with Haitian jack after Pac got shot up? Yes

Was Haitian Jack acting like Pacs unofficial manager (sweetening up) prior to the rape incident? Yes

Did Hatian Jack buy Pac gifts to keep him sweet? Yes

Was Haitian Jack down with BMF? Yes

Did Haitian Jack get mad at Pac talking about him in the New York Post? Yes

Did Haitian Jack work as a informant for NYPD Elite Intelligence Division? Yes

Was Haitain Jack deported after ratting on his close hommie King Tut? Yes

This Nigga Haitian jacked robbed some of ur fav rappers

how is this nigga hatian still alive lol ... someone needs to get his sides on shit ... he was robbing and extorting rappers and down wit BMF ... but was also on "ELITE" NYPD informant ?????

 

[UPTOWN]

What's foolish is talking as if u know who mary j would wanna fuck.

but stanning is cheering for where another man could have possibly put his dick. u are on P's dick so hard, that if he says " michelle obama wanted to fuck me after a show at harvard" you hold on to it with every fiber of ur being and exclude any realistic thought of how plausible it really is. all im doing is calling ducktales. u believe on face value just because mobb deep had some good cd's in the mid 90's. P is the one in question not me LOL i dont have to prove shit ..... he does!!! LOL. show any one excerpt that was posted in this thread that you actually disagreed with LOL i agreed with some, others i didnt. that what its like to be your own man and not hug a rappers nutz

i agreed with P's story on the tupac robbery, you are on P's dick so die hard that you jumped on my dick just so you could you could use it as a stepping stone to further ride P's dick.

fact: mary's life during her career has been made public enough that any realistic person would at least raise an eyebrow at the story. stop sucking prodigy's balls ... please ... i beg you LOL

 

[gee757]

I ain't even sure Dre and Pac did "California Love" together. That was an old beat, it wasn't supposed to be on 2pac's album, that is a beat that was supposed to be on Dre and Cube's album together called "Helter/Skelter".

that wouldnt surprize me cuz gay azz dre was only n da studio wit 2pac like 2timez when they was on da row 2gether...

On 50 Cent killing G-Unit Endorsement Checks

50 said: “I’m not going to do it all for you. As a matter of fact, I’m not doing anymore features on any of y’all songs or videos because I’m carrying all the weight. Y’all have to start pulling your own weight. Yo Buck! You there? You heard what I said?”

Buck mumbled through the speakerphone: “Yeah I’m here. Don’t worry 50, I’m the cleanup man. I got hits on this album. We good”

That was some real disrespectuful, cocky sh*t he just said, I thought to myself. What, is he trying to say his sh*t is better than 50 Cent, Mobb Deep, Yayo and Banks? Buck used the wrong choice of words, as far I’m concerned. Then 50 continued: “Yayo was locked up and his album was on hold until he got out. He missed a lot of big promotion while he was gone but he did what he had to do when he got home.”

Yayo cut in and said: “I’m not complaining about album sales man. I’m good. Whatever needs to be done, I’m doing it.”

Then 50 said: “Look at what P just did with his videos on the internet. He shot a video for a mix CD song on his own. He’s not waiting for me to help him, he’s pushing himself, making himself hot. Niggas need to be doing sh*t like that.”

Then Banks came out of the left field and said: “What? Is this meeting all about me? Because you seem to be focused on me the most.”

“No, it’s not about you.” 50 said. “I’m talking to everybody, but you need to start doing your promo work before you start complaining about your album sales. I want everybody in here to look under the table and tell me what you see.”

Everybody looked under the table, confused. “I don’t see nobody rocking G-Unit sneakers.” 50 said. “I see Gucci, Louis, Fendi, Timberland but I pay your endorsement check every month to wear G-Unit.”

50 made that endorsement deal with Yayo, Banks, Buck and maybe Olivia before Mobb Deep came around. We weren’t a part of that deal so he wasn’t talking to us. “From now on, I’m deading that deal so you won’t get your checks anymore.” 50 said. “So y’all can forget about that.”

Wow, I thought. If 50 gave us that deal, I would’ve worn G-Unit to sleep at night and in my casket. Buck mumbled over the phone once more: “I got this 50, me and Spider Loc is going hard. I’m the cleanup man, trust me.” Buck needed to shut up and listen to what was being said. He needed to hand in a good album instead of talking all that cleanup man sh*t.

“This nigga is fronting.” Banks jumped in and said. “He ain’t happy. Ain’t nobody happy with this label.” Banks slammed his fitted cap on the table and sit back on the chair.

“Oh yeah?” 50 looked at Banks and said. “You wanna bounce like Game and start your own label? I got you. I’ll call my lawyer and tell him to get you a deal over at Geffen and you can do your own thing from now on.” Banks stormed out of the meeting.

LOL@ THIS DAMN....who da fuuk brought them wack azz ggggay-unit sneakerz anyway besidez wiggaz & lamez?? lol i guess buck was rite when he said brick bankz was sayin fuuk da muuunkee behind da muuunkeez back

 

[gee757]

I always thought Buck was telling the truth about Banks. Lol at 50 treating them niggas like his kids and taking away their allowance.

da muuunkee kill'd da ggggay-unit brand bein a spoil;d brat actin like a bitch when da clownz on his wack label wouldnt listen 2 wat he say like he was they DADDY & he would just kick folkz outta da boy band lolll..cuuurly said nobody on da ggggay-unit will out shyne MASTER he treatz his artistz like HOEZ!

 

[gee757]

lol! the thing about 50 is dude is a smart business man but he'll step on his brother and talk down the next man to get his and if his people dont follow his orders to the letter he gets pissed. me personally dont want yes men around me but i guess the nigga is built a different way than people i be around smh

wherr is da proof??? & plz dont say vitamin water..

 

[gee757]

lol. movies, clothing and records hate or not dude caked up on all three ill exclude vitamin water cause his people got lucky with that but gunit brand has made millions with 50 being the lone man behind it. fam even yo' hating ass (lol) cant deny that now ........his ass is the ultimate hater but dude caked up on those 3 things i stated.

all those FAIL';d & is IRRELEVANT NOW so again wat makez that muuunkee a good biznizz man????