Every Superhero Movie Ever Made, Ranked

  • Thread starter Thread starter New Editor
  • Start date Start date

Maximus Rex

New member
c_limit%2Cfl_lossy%2Cq_80%2Cw_480%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fimages-origin.playboy.com%2Fogz4nxetbde6%2F21SApoGrNim2qouuIie0Ws%2Fdb693fc05b60d12d04603ad50808c22a%2Fezgif.com-resize__1_.gif


15. Chronicle (2012)

Wanna see how someone becomes a supervillain? Boom. Josh Trank's out of nowhere hit is also one of the few movies to make the found-footage conceit work in its favor, and not just feel like a gimmick.

Spiderman-swing.gif


14. Spider-Man (2002)

As with been told time and time again, with great power comes great responsibility. But there should also be some fun-and that's what Sam Raimi's take on Marvel's biggest hero delivered. Swinging through Manhattan has to be a stone-cold blast.

c_limit%2Cfl_lossy%2Cq_80%2Cw_480%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fimages-origin.playboy.com%2Fogz4nxetbde6%2F6yTsZbh9TOqoug0iIgUAmu%2Fc506fa63e2ad718f2010cbb3adf2830c%2Fezgif.com-resize__2_.gif


13. Captain America: The Winter Solider (2014)

If you're gonna to take a comic book flick that's also a '70sesque political thriller, you could do far worse than put Robert Redford at the center of it. The end gets too shooty-shooty-punchy-explodey, but there are some smart reveals and terrific character moves along the way.

c_limit%2Cq_80%2Cw_720%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fimages-origin.playboy.com%2Fogz4nxetbde6%2FJBkKPtxZ4IM8YqymU0Y84%2Fe2c4605c96139c1a5b59380d8027cfad%2Fstill-of-ron-perlman-and-doug-jones-in-hellboy-ii--the-golden-army-_2008_.jpg


12. Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

Remember when we said that no other movie looks like a Guillermo del Toro movie? This is the most Guillermo del Toro-est movie ever. The man's imagination is an international treasure.

c_limit%2Cq_80%2Cw_720%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fimages-origin.playboy.com%2Fogz4nxetbde6%2F4G7szfXak0OCcieMyuMCSI%2Faa23f752299880da934668d74aff5fbf%2F2011_Captain-America-The-First-Avenger.jpg


11. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

There is not a whiff of irony anywhere near this movie-and coming after Iron Man, which used irony and sarcasm like a cologne, that's saying something and given this is the story of a man who is chosen to be America's super-soldier because he's unfailing good, straight is the only way to play it.

c_limit%2Cq_80%2Cw_720%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fimages-origin.playboy.com%2Fogz4nxetbde6%2F6v3qFVreXmiwY0QIoGMy8M%2Feea745d6f4f43efa665f88e152ba74a9%2F1980_Superman-II_2.jpg


10. Superman II (1980)

Like the Stones said, you can't always get what you want (giving up your powers to live a life with Lois Lane), but if you try sometimes, you'll find, you get what you need (your powers back and to beat the shit out of General Zod).

Code:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLOMdddg11A

9. X2: X-Men United (2003)

Bryan Singer really stepped his game up with this sequel: his tentative handling of action in X-Men gave way to sure confidence. The metaphors at the center of the X-Men-mutants are social outcasts are a proxy for whichever marginalized group you prefer-were sharper. And there was an operatic tragedy at work, sadly, wouldn't get paid off.

c_limit%2Cq_80%2Cw_720%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fimages-origin.playboy.com%2Fogz4nxetbde6%2F2bP4ZZ1q3q6GI82ksoYaEg%2Fc60d4e9b97736f762b661751278377e2%2Fthe_avengers.jpg
[/img]

8. The Avengers (2012)

Lots of people have pointed out the various plot conveniences of Joss Whedon's box-office behemoth. (Why does Loki need Hawkeye, anyway?) Thing is, none of it mattered because The Avengers was the culmination of every comic book nerd's dream. Also, super-fun.

Code:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYs5NGw2EYc

7. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

If The Avengers was super-fan, this one is super-duper fun. I still don't know what Peter Quill wants or why Ronan is called "The Accuser" or for that matter, what the movie is about. And I also don't care. Perfect synthesis of mood and humor.

c_limit%2Cfl_lossy%2Cq_80%2Cw_480%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fimages-origin.playboy.com%2Fogz4nxetbde6%2F6afsHBAo0MYEa4G6AC6ayg%2Ff28efce4e58eeb13e19e530f6a95c889%2Fezgif.com-resize__2_.gif


6. Iron Man (2008)

Here's the thing about Iron Man: This film lives and dies on Robert Downey Jr's shoulders. The entire second act of the movie is just him, in his garage, building a thing. No bad guy, no conflict; just the sheer joy of watching RDJ will himself into being a movie star again.

Code:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTL4qIIxg8A

5. The Matrix (1999)

The Wachowskis wanted to create a kung-fu Superman, and wouldn't you know it, they absolutely did. Pure mythic invention.

Code:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhCm66QhW_Y

4. Superman (1978)

We all believed a man can fly. And, for the first time, we understood how Superman made everybody believe that he was Clark Kent, thanks to the great-granddaddy of casting master strokes, Christopher Reeve.

Code:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K3E5tLoado

3. The Dark Knight (2008)

The first movie to understand that The Joker isn't a character as we know characters. He doesn't want anything, besides chaos. He doesn't need anything, besides the warm glow of an explosion at his back. He is the elemental trickster god, which makes him the perfect Batman villain. He's a thing that you can beat punching.

Code:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_44L4Ffff9w

2. Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Nuff said.

Code:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5v2qBBD-gE

1. The Incredibles

Not only did writer-director Brad Bird make the best Fantastic Four movie thus far, he also made the best James Bond movie in 20 years. All while telling a searing story of a couple in the throes of a mid-life crises, wrapped in a film ostensibly for children. This film is not just art, but high art.

 
Last edited:
All type of shit wrong with this list:

No Blade 2

Matrix shouldn't be on the list

Winter Soldier way better than first Cap Movie

Way too many xmen movies on the list
 
vagrant-718;8319350 said:
All type of shit wrong with this list:

No Blade 2

Matrix shouldn't be on the list

Winter Soldier way better than first Cap Movie

Way too many xmen movies on the list

If you click the link its a way longer list. But yeah I agree blade 2 should be higher on the list.
 
vagrant-718;8319350 said:
All type of shit wrong with this list: No Blade 2

You didn't click the link. Blade II comes in at #60.

vagrant-718;8319350 said:
Matrix shouldn't be on the list

When you think about it, they could be superheros.

vagrant-718;8319350 said:
Winter Soldier way better than first Cap Movie

That's what I'm trippin' off of. Marc Benardin isn't just some random entertainment journalist film critic dude. Dude often sits on Kevin Smith's Fatman on Batman podcast and like a lot of us, he grew up reading the source material and has intimate knowledge of it, added in his knowledge of film industry, this list is some straight up "what the fuck shit?

Not only is Winter Solider not in the top five, but Captain America: The First Avenger is ranked above it, along with Superman II, Superman, and X2. I can see the first two Superman movies being in the top 15 or top 25, but in the top 10? Really bruh? and no way in hell is X2 better than Winter Solider.


vagrant-718;8319350 said:
Way too many xmen movies on the list

Actually it's too many X movies in the top 25. In total there are 113 movies on the list and with the exception of the first X-Men movie, the others should be ranked lower. A glaring oversight on this list is Blade. Blade should be in the definitely in the top 25, the top 15, or the top 10 just of the strength of what the film means to the superhero movie genre. Bernardin left off those superhero serials from the '40's.

 
Last edited:
How you have Xmen 1 and 2 on this list but, not the gawd Blade that made it all possible for there to be not only to be a successful movie but also an R rated one? Fuck this list
 
This list is so flawed...

Blade gets shitted on so badly. I didn't even see where the other two were.

SM3 better than TDK? Where they do that at?

I love the Incredibles too, but #1....nah. Top 6 sure.

And yeah, there are waaaay too many X-Men movies in the Top 25. Why the Keaton-Nicholson Batman isn't Top 10 says fuck this list altogether.
 
illestni99ainne;8319765 said:
vagrant-718;8319350 said:
All type of shit wrong with this list:

No Blade 2

Matrix shouldn't be on the list

Winter Soldier way better than first Cap Movie

Way too many xmen movies on the list

If you click the link its a way longer list. But yeah I agree blade 2 should be higher on the list.

Click the link and the full list even worse

The 2nd power ranger movie was not better than the first

tmnt 3 was the worse turtles movie

always felt thomas jane punisher was better than warzone

both ghost rider movies ranked higher than they should

but now i see the article on on playboy website, they dont know shit
 
Last edited:

Members online

Trending content

Thread statistics

Created
-,
Last reply from
-,
Replies
14
Views
126
Back
Top
Menu
Your profile
Post thread…