Ever got a Thai Massage? (decent to long read)

[NIKE...]

Unfortunately i read that and I too did not recieve a happy ending

 

[VIBE]

At the mall people can pay like $10 to get a quick back rub and these people throw elbows and karate chop like fuck. One dude was screaming LOL

 

[edwardnigma]

Last time I got an asian massage she did it half naked and used her titties...

Bill bellamy voice*da fuck is wrong w you?

 

[Shuffington]

^care to elaborate ? Was it your jump off?

So nobody has gotten a massage from an Asian woman before at a massage parlor?

 

[Trollio]

Never it's a sting

 

[playmaker88]

well slap me on the table and call me Shuffington

 

[BoldChild]

Yeah, that deep tissue shit supposed to hurt, I don't fuck around with them.

Sometimes you have to get them if you tear a muscle, and scar tissue is formed.

 

[Billy_Poncho]

They raided all the massage spots in my area, all of em were whore-houses. Niggas were in there gettin happy endings, beginnings, middles, whatever...

 

[edwardnigma]

^care to elaborate ? Was it your jump off?

So nobody has gotten a massage from an Asian woman before at a massage parlor?

My jump off? Lol nah just a chic from one of those massage paRlors, I got me a happy begining, middle, and ending.

I didnt beat but I got some head and was rubbin the puss. LoL I was in debauch mode

Gotta have fun in life

Btw that shit wasnt free

 

[JusDre313]

not here in the states but have spent 4 years in Asia.. man i have had it all, deep tissue, nuru,whatever. i had a japanese chick jack me off with the BACK of her knee (yes u read that correctly.. and was GOAT BTW), another fat ass Jap bitch treated my spine like a tight rope. in Thailand had a bitch almost fracture a bone in my toe giving a nigga a foot massage, and one Filipino chick get SUPER embarrassed cuz i was on the table stripped down to just my drawls and had a boner of monstrous proportions (was deployed to Qatar hadn't been laid in months) and not one fuck was given by me. i was just staring at her trying to "will" her to touch it. she was all red and blushing trying not to look at it but that was impossible i just sat there like

come on baby.. u know u want to touch it............................... ..................................she didnt :-<

 

[dc's teflondon]

i got a good ass massage parlor story..one nigga got kicked out, i fucked one of the broads, and the other nigga got head from a 50 year-old asian and was mad ass shit

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

in Pattaya Thailand i got a real (no happy ending) deep tissue massage and the same thing happened to me that happened to the thread starter. This little old lady popped my toes and fingers as well as all the other stuff that happened to the thread starter. I thought she had broken something on me while she was doing it but when I got up I felt great

 

[silverfoxx]

Lol @ this whole thread. It's oviboius I'm losing out chea bruh. Only been popped of twice in college so far. But the drought saga continues for me.

 

[KingJamal]

Damn that don't sound pleasant at all

 

[konceptjones]

I remember the one time I thought about rolling into one of them spots was back in 1991. I worked at this spot on Woodward just north of Tha D, got off work and was rolling to Space Station arcade. Passed by this asian massage joint I had passed every day and was curious. I pulled into the lot, sat there and was like "Nah, another day" and rolled out.

I watch the 10 o'clock news that night... The joint I was at was raided a few minutes after I had left the parking lot.

Haven't even thought about it since.

 

[MikeEhrmantraut]

Hahahaahah@"E-honda music"...

 

[bkkbully]

GOAT massages

 

[Mister B.]

Got one tonight. That's why it's called "deep tissue". They gotta go harder to get to those muscles. They mostly use elbows.

Went to Exhale in NYC. Loved it. Shit was about $145, tho for an hour-long massage. But she put that work in.

go here: exhalespa.com/

 

[2stepz_ahead]

just got a thai massage.....

bitch was climbing on the table an everything...shit was goat.

but when she straddled me to rub my chest, i lost focus an tensed up...because the monsta was growing ........it was kinda funny

 

[LUClEN]

*Decent