Ether the poster above you..

[earth two superman]

^purposely pees next to men in public bathrooms to sneak a peek at their shlongs and tell them they need to drink more water

 

[Serious Juice Mayne]

^ his mom is going to make him turn off the computer at 10

 

[MF_Doomerville]

^ paints his paynus red white and blue and tells his nephew it's a bomb pop

 

[MF_Doomerville]

^ has "One way glory hole" tatted next to his butthole

 

[MF_Doomerville]

^ thinks scissoring with his dad on Sundays is a good bonding mechanism.

 

[earth two superman]

^

regularly sniffs his meemaw's panties

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

^^^^is not allowed near any children

 

[MARIO_DRO]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

HAS JOCK ITCH..... IN HIS MOUTH!

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

^^^ate out kat and tasted plap

 

[MARIO_DRO]

^^^ got fired from a blowjob

^^^^

DID THE INTERVIEW FOR HIS BLOWJOB

 

[HassanCHOP]

^

 

[Chase Bundlez]

^Only poster with superhuman powers.. can make himself invisible at night.. swag.

 

[earth two superman]

^

got abducted by aliens but they brought him back cuz he had already been anally probed enough

 

[Rozetta5tone]

^^does wild irish rose body shots in the greyhound bathroom with his uncle chester

 

[MF_Doomerville]

^ attends a gay festival called "gargling of the jizz-alo's"

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Conflict masturbates to gary coleman and bushwick bill fantasies

 

[earth two superman]

^

pleasures himself during "The Big Bang Theory"

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

^^^pleasures himself during magic mike

 

[Rozetta5tone]

^^was systematically abused by willy wonka and his gang of sexually repressed oompa loompas

 

[Rozetta5tone]

^^^his moms nick name is hotdogs