Ether The Poster Above You.............Rises

[earth two superman]

^

Decks the balls on his uncle Charlie

 

[BelovedAfeni]

^^Played Hide and Go Get It with Wham

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

@Sion hold me like the river Jordan and I will then say to thee you are my friend carry me like you are my brother love me like a mother Will you be there ?

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

God Damnit Sion!!!!!

 

[JusDre313]

^^made out with his brother under the mistletoe.... no alcohol or holiday needed...

 

[MF_Doomerville]

^^ made out with his mothers camel toe under the mistletoe while his brother sucked on his toes.

 

[MF_Doomerville]

i wish I came out the closet in time to see big puns pole.

You're a gay ass mod bruh.

 

[earth two superman]

I want to be a gay 'ass model' bruh. I'm broke.

There's gotta be a better way to pay for gifts.

 

[MF_Doomerville]

I want to be a gay 'ass model' bruh. I'm broke.

There's gotta be a better way to pay for gifts. I have a job but I'd rather blow men for nickels and gum.

Your fag level is on beast mode right now.

 

[MF_Doomerville]

^^ is the super Saiyan 5 of gayness.

 

[earth two superman]

^

suffers from a rare and incurable disease known as Dumbface

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

When I'm alone in my room, sometimes I dream about balls

And in the back of my mind, I think my dick is hard

I need a strong man with abs of steel

Gushing all in my face, and making my booty hole squeal

 

[earth two superman]

Joker pulled that last post out of his personal poetry collection

 

[earth two superman]

Sion's secret ingredient for his homemade eggnog is elf cum

 

[BrideofKilla]

^^^^ that's his reaction when offered sex with a woman

 

[soulbrother]

^^^ got her gage reflex removed for her 21st birthday...

 

[BrideofKilla]

Shows what you know. I've never had one

^^^ his dick is known as the north pole because nobody's ever been there

 

[soulbrother]

^^^ joined the military just for waterboarding training...thought it would prepare her mentally for cum facials...

 

[BrideofKilla]

... It didn't...

^^^ gave his virginity to a sock puppet named Lola

 

[earth two superman]

^

gave her virginity to a horse named Sugar Cube