Ether The Poster Above You 2.0

[earth two superman]

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tranny name is Anny Anal

 

[BelovedAfeni]

^^Changed name to Barack Barbie or "Bucky" is what they call him

 

[earth two superman]

A census taker once tried to test me. I sucked his dick with some fava beans and a nice chianti....slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp .....

someone lock this faggot up and throw away the key

 

[BelovedAfeni]

^^E2S named his left cheek Christmas and his right cheek New Years...requests visits between the holidays.

 

[MF_Doomerville]

^^ booked his flight to visit between the holidays.

 

[BelovedAfeni]

^^Calls himself Stickman, Tattoed a dice on each ass check,with the words "win" and "side bet" respectively.

 

[MF_Doomerville]

^^ they call his butthole the "zucchini Houdini" because...well the name speaks for itself.

 

[BelovedAfeni]

^^Every Booty warrior has a mount MF is to Fleece what Genie is to Alladin.

 

[Copper]

^^ sings the opening theme from smallville to E2S every night before bed "cum and savvvvee meeeeee....."

 

[Purr]

I have a question to ask with you all in this thread. I had made a craigslist ad looking for men. I know it sound pretty gay, but I did suck dick, tossed salad, and gargled nut in my throat like a professional whore. Interesting enough, the guy left me 200 hundred roses. Should I continue talking to him? He helped me with groceries this week.

You had licked dirty assholes, bruh. You might as well get paid for it.

 

[Copper]

I have a question to ask with you all in this thread. I had made a craigslist ad looking for men. I know it sound pretty gay, but I did suck dick, tossed salad, and gargled nut in my throat like a professional whore. Interesting enough, the guy left me 200 hundred roses. Should I continue talking to him? He helped me with groceries this week.

I only give blowjobs if I can use honey mustard on the dick

So you like fuck a condom but u need condiments to me huh?

 

[Busta Carmichael]

I have a question to ask with you all in this thread. I had made a craigslist ad looking for men. I know it sound pretty gay, but I did suck dick, tossed salad, and gargled nut in my throat like a professional whore. Interesting enough, the guy left me 200 hundred roses. Should I continue talking to him? He helped me with groceries this week.

You had licked dirty assholes, bruh. You might as well get paid for it.

overkill. this shit ain't for you bruh

 

[BelovedAfeni]

^^Wrote the "Male Stripper Manifesto", which is today still the standard used in the industry.

 

[earth two superman]

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would rather host a man festival than write a manifesto

 

[MF_Doomerville]

My dad told me he fakes orgasms when I fuck him. Im sad.

You need help.

 

[MF_Doomerville]

^^ pussy smells like homeless men.

 

[soulbrother]

^^^wacks off homeless men...

 

[BelovedAfeni]

@MF_Doomerville

Part time job painting the "S" on skittles

 

[BelovedAfeni]

^^^Im not a homeless man, Im a home less man, so let me talk to my homeless men ...

I shed a tear

 

[soulbrother]

^^^needs a better education...wtf