Eminem 8th studio album "Revival" 12/15/17

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These drums and hard snares bring out the worst in me

Like Justin Ross Harris at a nursery

Goin' ham at candy yam on nanny cam

I'm gettin' handys with the [?], Xannys in the Caddy armrest

I'm imagining objects, so I'm batting cobwebs

From a daddy longleg

And Hamtramck, got the panoramic camera

Xanax, a banana hammock and a Santa hat

I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic

With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent

Twice your age and I'm actin' half it

Grow up? Nah

Not that I know of, y'all

Basement just got a frickin' overhaul, got a stripper pole installed

Started rollin' all through those Kolonopins like a bowlin' ball

Like an overdose on twice the ratio of Propofol and go through no withdrawal

While I get fellatio and give a facial to an interracial blow-up doll and Rachel Dolezal

You're so appalled, so's my manager (Em)

Bitch I'm amateur, fuck a pro career

Coast is clear, but nowhere to go from here

And nobody's close, so don't compare

They ain't nowhere near, I'm way over here

My competition can't see me

'Cause I don't own a mirror


But Marshall, you are terrific, so smart and gifted

I'm so narcissistic, when I fart, I sniff it

Do a fake dab to smell my armpits with it

Your anxiety's throwin' gang signs

But I made strides with these rape lines

I'm cuttin' back on women hate crimes

Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes

Bang, bang, bang, bang time

Dang knives to butcher them gay wives

You couldn't eat citrus the same size

As the blade I push into [?] when I...

Pull 'em like... sleigh rides

Gotta stab a bitch at least eight times

To make it on Dateline

I came to stake my claim like a canine

Waitin' in a buffet line

So Kellyanne Conway, I'm a really bad hombre

Come play, belly dance on me

I've been making wedding plans all day

1st bold: THEN WHY THA FUCK DIDN'T YOU CHOOSE THESE TYPES OF BEATS FOR EVERY TRACK!?

2nd bold: fuckin dope bars but again who gonna's listen when 75% of the beats are trash (not this track, mind yall, but I digress)

The Pink song isn't terrible, mercifully it's short. In your head is cool, as is Castle. 7 or 8 out of 19 is still sad though. That nigga needs to go make that fake 2nd disc a reality.
 
My take away from this album after 2 playthroughs is it's only a handful of niggas who can hang with em with rapping or out rap him period, but focusing too much on that shit, rapping over trash ass beats and having shitty guest makes me give this album a 2/10 and 2 is only for the two songs i like.
 
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Highlights from twitter
https://twitter.com/bigracks/status/941094625032527872

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This nigga @LcnsdbyROYALTY giving us a play by play commentary review and shit but NO LANK..

Scust. Pure Scust.

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KnowReasonForPeace;c-10143352 said:
My take away from this album after 2 playthroughs is it's only a handful of niggas who can hang with em with rapping or out rap him period, but focusing too much on that shit, rapping over trash ass beats and having shitty guest makes me give this album a 2/10 and 2 is only for the two songs i like.

i completely disagree lol Em isn't anything to fear on the mic in my ears. he'd get washed by real mc's. I listened to that styles p and nino joint right after and there's no comparison styles would kill Em. just my opinion. Em far from wack but i'd be more worried about big sean... lol that might be a stretch but i heard better verses on that sean and metro joint.

As for the lp i really was expecting some pure trash if put on Hiphop beats the lp might be dope. it felt like i was listening to logic. with all the producers in the game there's no way someone of em stature should've dropped a lp fully of tracks like that. but i'd give it a low 3 outta 5 maybe a 2.9 because of beats
 

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