Recaptimus_Prime360
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I remember going on this date wit this one chick I met online...it was our last.
Ole girl had azzz and titties, but the face...meh. Plus she wore this wig that was raggy lookin.
We met up for lunch. Convo was cool, but I can already tell this wasn't gonna go anywhere as far as possible relationship down the line. I try to avoid wanting to actually go out wit her, until she invited me over to chill. Cool. Smashed that nite.
So now she wants us to go on a real date...in public. DAMMIT! Decided on hitting the movies, but she also wanted dinner...DAMMIT!! I picked a movie time where we couldn't really do dinner after the movie, or before. Rolled at this spot that just opened...meh. We left as soon as we walked in. Now she wanted me to take her to Target...DAMMIT!!
Rolled by there and dropped her off at the front. She gave me this look like Oh so you not getting out wit me??" Guess she picked up on that. Finally she comes out, and vibe totally changes. Hit the movie, then drove her back home. On the way back, she eventually tells me how she felt like I didn't wanna be seen wit her, and how I sabotaged us going to dinner. She was right. Rest of the ride back was quiet.
Get back to her crib, she gets out and closes my car door w/o saying a word. As soon I as I drive off, she calls me picking up the convo again. I kinda still wanted to smash, but at that point, it didn't matter. Was considering turning around and going back to her crib...until...I got ANOTHER call from this other chick I met online. She was a lil drunk and needed a ride back home. So I opted to go get her. Good decision.
That was the last time I spoke to ole girl.
Ole girl had azzz and titties, but the face...meh. Plus she wore this wig that was raggy lookin.
We met up for lunch. Convo was cool, but I can already tell this wasn't gonna go anywhere as far as possible relationship down the line. I try to avoid wanting to actually go out wit her, until she invited me over to chill. Cool. Smashed that nite.
So now she wants us to go on a real date...in public. DAMMIT! Decided on hitting the movies, but she also wanted dinner...DAMMIT!! I picked a movie time where we couldn't really do dinner after the movie, or before. Rolled at this spot that just opened...meh. We left as soon as we walked in. Now she wanted me to take her to Target...DAMMIT!!
Rolled by there and dropped her off at the front. She gave me this look like Oh so you not getting out wit me??" Guess she picked up on that. Finally she comes out, and vibe totally changes. Hit the movie, then drove her back home. On the way back, she eventually tells me how she felt like I didn't wanna be seen wit her, and how I sabotaged us going to dinner. She was right. Rest of the ride back was quiet.
Get back to her crib, she gets out and closes my car door w/o saying a word. As soon I as I drive off, she calls me picking up the convo again. I kinda still wanted to smash, but at that point, it didn't matter. Was considering turning around and going back to her crib...until...I got ANOTHER call from this other chick I met online. She was a lil drunk and needed a ride back home. So I opted to go get her. Good decision.
That was the last time I spoke to ole girl.
Inglewood_Fatty
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Picked this little lightskin chick up I was talking to from either MySpace or Facebook to take her to a friends bday dinner. As I'm driving and she's talking I kept smelling a foul smell like shit or something. I check underneath my shoes, inside the car, I check her shoes and all, she's like "what's wrong", I'm like "you don't smell that?" And that's when I noticed every time she opened her mouth is when I smelled it. I rolled ALL the windows down. She tried to roll them up kuz she was cold and I'm like naaaah that smell is bothering me foh and locked it so she couldn't close the window.
got to the restaurant, she sat next to my homegirls and when they got a whiff of her breath they all looked at me smh whole table were covering their nose whenever she talked. Another chick that I was talking to on and off was there and she gave me that "these the type of bitches you fuck with" look smmfh friends still bring her up to this day.
got to the restaurant, she sat next to my homegirls and when they got a whiff of her breath they all looked at me smh whole table were covering their nose whenever she talked. Another chick that I was talking to on and off was there and she gave me that "these the type of bitches you fuck with" look smmfh friends still bring her up to this day.
illestni99ainne
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b'mer...;9518283 said:
Copper;9518834 said:
Winning the affections of Bbottom and these 3 niggas
nah, laughing at him saying the chart is gay. Which it is. What man is gonna label and judge another man based off his physical appearances and romantic appeal to of sex other than a gay man? Dude called whoever put that gay chart based on how a man sizes up in sex appeal for it being what it was. That 6'3 shit winning comment was commenting on the BS
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Lurkristocrat
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TheNuttinProffessor;9517078 said:
Lol she thought u was gay bruh
Sandinista
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I went on a date with this fine ass country chick. Brought flowers and everything. Waiting for her ass in front of the theater...bitch shows up with a fucking dude.
Says it's a "good friend" she just "ran into". I was like "biiiiiiiitch..."
We saw Return to Neverland. Empty theater. They sat side by side and talked and giggled together the entire movie.
Called me up months later asking why things "didn't work out" between us. Fuck Out of here With deez hoes man
Says it's a "good friend" she just "ran into". I was like "biiiiiiiitch..."
We saw Return to Neverland. Empty theater. They sat side by side and talked and giggled together the entire movie.
Called me up months later asking why things "didn't work out" between us. Fuck Out of here With deez hoes man
Sandinista
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TheBoyRo;c-9735667 said:
Nah. We all paid separately.
At least homegirl had enough sense to insist on that. Couldn't stand the ether otherwise. Would have to change my name and move to a new town if my crew found out
Lurkristocrat
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Sandinista;c-9735662 said:
Bruuuuuuuh!!!
Lmao at you dappin up homie when you left the theater like..
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Fly society513
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Went to benihana with my cousin on a double date he set up with his chick and her cousin. I talked to her cousin before at a cookout. During that time she seemed like cool peoples, however our conversation was no longer than 10 minutes.
Fast forward we get to the restaurant and all of a sudden she hood as fuck. I must of sat there quiet thinking to myself like I'm trying to solve a tough equation for like 40 seconds. My cousin chick not hood, real classy type chick so I assumed she would be the same.
I just say fuck it and go along with the date because I didn't want to mess his situation up for the night. Got damn this bitch got on my nerves. My first girlfriend was hood but very intelligent so that aspect didn't bother me. This girl was like a stage 5 hood and shit though. Our conversation couldn't flow because she would say something "bird" like or something crazy.
The part that fucked me up first was as we got our food, she takes her fork and reaches into my plate with it. I was dumbfounded because of course I wasn't expecting that so I told her she could have it and asked if I can get a whole new plate. And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. This chick ask for some D'usse' they tell her they don't carry that, then asks for Hennessy, they tell her they don't have that and proceeds to say, "shiiieeet is this food free then since yall don't have no real nigga drinks"?
Man I just put my head down. At this time the chef finally remakes my plate so I scoot my chair back from the table with my plate in my hand and start to eat.
I look over at my cousin and he giving me that look from that gif where dude be smiling shaking his head with his arms around the chicks
Fast forward we get to the restaurant and all of a sudden she hood as fuck. I must of sat there quiet thinking to myself like I'm trying to solve a tough equation for like 40 seconds. My cousin chick not hood, real classy type chick so I assumed she would be the same.
I just say fuck it and go along with the date because I didn't want to mess his situation up for the night. Got damn this bitch got on my nerves. My first girlfriend was hood but very intelligent so that aspect didn't bother me. This girl was like a stage 5 hood and shit though. Our conversation couldn't flow because she would say something "bird" like or something crazy.
The part that fucked me up first was as we got our food, she takes her fork and reaches into my plate with it. I was dumbfounded because of course I wasn't expecting that so I told her she could have it and asked if I can get a whole new plate. And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. This chick ask for some D'usse' they tell her they don't carry that, then asks for Hennessy, they tell her they don't have that and proceeds to say, "shiiieeet is this food free then since yall don't have no real nigga drinks"?
Man I just put my head down. At this time the chef finally remakes my plate so I scoot my chair back from the table with my plate in my hand and start to eat.
I look over at my cousin and he giving me that look from that gif where dude be smiling shaking his head with his arms around the chicks
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