Embarrasing Dates

[Max.]

This bitch(coworker) picked me up n she kept getn lost even tho she has gps...im in the passenger seat nautious as fuck....

We finally get to the movie theatre and this bitch is wearing tall foam flip flops

Now im 6'4 n this wants to sit in the middle of the row...so im uncomfortable no leg room..movie fuckn sucked

 

[playmaker88]

6'4 mexican

 

[Will Munny]

All the fataroonies that I have over when my roommates around to see how little shame I have.

 

[Max.]

6'4 mexican

U willing to take a lifetime ban? If i post proof...

Naw u wont do it...ur a pussy

 

[Lefty_]

Dont ever let your car break down and have your homies come and get you while youre with the 12th chick on your roster...... if your frieds are adept at roasting, you will be shenco'd for years to come.

 

[Copper]

You want a dude to take a lifetime ban if you post a pic of yourself?

 

[playmaker88]

 

[Max.]

Yeah thats what i thought

Pussy

 

[huey]

A woman who doesnt like rap? Sign me up! Was she black?

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

- This bitch was younger and tried to argue that Jay-Z was bigger than Pac in 95-96 SMMFH. We went to a sushi joint, I could see this wasn't going anywhere, tried to leave when she went to the washroom LOLOL SMMFH but the waiter knew me and wanted to talk about investments. She came back and we agreed to just end the date there. I couldn't do another 5 minutes.

- this next chick a friend hooked up from OKC so I took her for a walk, the wind blew something in her hair, she takes it out and says to me "heeeyy you're supposed to do that for me" I look at this dumbass bitch like

Spoiler

The date continues, we walk past this gaming store where my home girl says what up, I nod back, this broad goes on a small rant how gaming is wack and for kids (at this point I'm gonna cut this bitch off but I'm hungry so I want to get food I know I'm going to end it). We go to the restaurant, this picky ass broad is picking her food taking shit out, tell me how she moved to Toronto from Sudbury cuz it was no black people up there at all yada yada she boring af and don't like R&B or rap (wtf wut?), I ask the waitress for separate bills and bounce, she was looking sad af like she was bout to cry. Waste of fucking time SMMFH.

Yo @Sion got jokes.

first story you tried to dip whilst she in the restroom and the waiter kept you there to talk about investments

second story you got the bills split like "fuck it, she can pay her own way!"

 

[2stepz_ahead]

out to dinner with my ex cause i just broke up with my chick....the chicks cousin was at the same restaurant an i didnt know....

this dude keeps walking past me shaking his head...

i thought the nigga wanted to fight...low key calling me a sucka or something...

so i told her if the nigga walks by one more time imma steal him.

low and behold...here this big nigga comes...i aint think the nigga was gonna come back past...but now im like fukk it...

this nigga comes up an stops ...i jump up and i hear this voice ask "who the fukk is this" i turn an look....its my chicks cousin...the one i just broke up with. i was surprised as shit. i told her i was trying get some ass tonight and dont mess this up cuz i broke up with your cousin yesterday...so my ex at the table starts laughing...dude starts laughing and shorty cousin looking hot.

so she walks away sayng she gonna check into this...

dude came over to me...an said she told him not to warn me...so he kept walking by hoping that i watch him go back to the table so i can see who was with him....i gave him a pound for looking out and bought him a drink and apologizes for being about to steal him.

anyway....my ex i was with that night clowned me for months after...we got back together and she had my kid...

i was wreckless as shit when i was young and had no filters.....

im glad i grew outta that shit

 

[Preach2Teach]

Back in the day I was talking to a girl online and agreed to meet up in the club, her photo looked pretty good so I thought happy days, got to the club and saw her at the bar and she was HUGH, nothing against a big girl but she was fucking HUGH, I told my friend fuck this lets go before she see's me, my friend walked over to her and pointed me the fuck out (some friend) I started drinking heavy and could smell her sweaty armpits, I drank too much and was stood outside the club kissing her, I even tried to fuck her but we was both too drunk SMH.

 

[2stepz_ahead]

A woman who doesnt like rap? Sign me up! Was she black?

Yep she was cute dark chocolate pretty feets, she was looking for a husband but I just wasn't wit it.

pretty feets....lol

 

[TheNuttinProffessor]

Picked up a college chick brought her back to the crib

We smoking and shit and I tell her I'm gonna turn on t2 cuz Arnold that nigga(exact words) she never seen it

This bitch get to talkin about hyper masculinity and male insecurity + all this other shit cuz I said he was buff

I'm like bitch all I said was Arnold diesel what is all this

Kissed her on the neck "that feels good but you gotta stop"

Put her shoes on my couch. Fuck that bitch

 

[jay83]

Most bad dates ive had or heard about were dates with bar tenders, girls with more than 4 thousand friends on facebook, black women who wear blue eye contacts, and women who post nothing but relationship memes on facebook.

 

[konceptjones]

DAmn, post some of y'all embarrassing dates. It could be you or your date that said or did some dumb shit.

My story really isn't that good but I just wanted to hear some others stories so.......

I've had a pretty good track record for having good dates until about 3 weeks ago and it's fuckin my head up. Babe was from Saudi Arabia, fine as hell and like 3 inches taller than me once she put on 6 inch heels making her 6'0. [Anyway some reason we go out to eat and she wouldn't really drink.

So you 5'9" tall eh?

 

[Copper]

DAmn, post some of y'all embarrassing dates. It could be you or your date that said or did some dumb shit.

My story really isn't that good but I just wanted to hear some others stories so.......

I've had a pretty good track record for having good dates until about 3 weeks ago and it's fuckin my head up. Babe was from Saudi Arabia, fine as hell and like 3 inches taller than me once she put on 6 inch heels making her 6'0. [Anyway some reason we go out to eat and she wouldn't really drink.

So you 5'9" tall eh?

This is a gay ass chart bruh

 

[R0mp]

High school. First date with this girl. Her father wouldn't let us go out together unless he accompanied us.

Like a dumbass, I agreed to the terms.

 

[luke1733]

out to dinner with my ex cause i just broke up with my chick....the chicks cousin was at the same restaurant an i didnt know....

this dude keeps walking past me shaking his head...

i thought the nigga wanted to fight...low key calling me a sucka or something...

so i told her if the nigga walks by one more time imma steal him.

low and behold...here this big nigga comes...i aint think the nigga was gonna come back past...but now im like fukk it...

this nigga comes up an stops ...i jump up and i hear this voice ask "who the fukk is this" i turn an look....its my chicks cousin...the one i just broke up with. i was surprised as shit. i told her i was trying get some ass tonight and dont mess this up cuz i broke up with your cousin yesterday...so my ex at the table starts laughing...dude starts laughing and shorty cousin looking hot.

so she walks away sayng she gonna check into this...

dude came over to me...an said she told him not to warn me...so he kept walking by hoping that i watch him go back to the table so i can see who was with him....i gave him a pound for looking out and bought him a drink and apologizes for being about to steal him.

anyway....my ex i was with that night clowned me for months after...we got back together and she had my kid...

i was wreckless as shit when i was young and had no filters.....

im glad i grew outta that shit

funny story but dude's dumb as hell to be a rent-a-buster for a problem not his. He's cool for trying to look out for you, but being willing to fight another guy he doesn't know, ain't got shit to do with for another woman who isn't his but his cousin's relative is about as dumb a thing I've heard.

 

[Copper]

High school. First date with this girl. Her father wouldn't let us go out together unless he accompanied us.

Like a dumbass, I agreed to the terms.

Nigga went on a sitcom plot date