Dumbest Sh*t Ever Said In The Ill Community

[HerbalVaporCapers]

"Word is bond, I grew up around faggots. They were the type of people that would knock you unconscious and fuck you. Where I was from you had two choices;

1) To fuck or get fucked

2) To castrate the person that fucked you

I was the second type.

But yeah, I grew up around organized crime, that's how they would discipline you, by knocking you out and fucking you. The only way to fight back was to castrate em - and sometimes that didn't work." - @5grand

The "pimps waking you up post rape with cocaine while laying back on the floor like nothing happened" was the most puzzling part.

Word to @"Busta Carmichael " , why wouldn't they just leave?!?!?!?!

 

[CashmoneyDux]

5 grand forgets that we weren't born in 2007 and tries to tell us stories of when you could rent movies

Then you could rent the movie from a video rental store for like $3 or you could buy it for about $20.

How many people on the IC can say they've ever rented a movie?

I'd bet that half the people on the IC have never rented a videotape.

I'll bet you $200

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/549531/prodigy-meets-tru-life/p1

 

[CashmoneyDux]

'Who are the best players to ever play in the NBA...but don't make this about Michael Jordan.'

I see where you was going but theres more options than 1 on this.

Magic

Bird

Kareem

Wilt

Kobe

Lebron

Hakeem

Timmy d.

@joeyfkncrakk

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

We used to see him on the pitch , kick the ball, yes little sanford was his name .

all applaud when he scored

Seven days a week , and his father was proud , and his mother was proud

He had a proud family they said : Son , when you grow up , you can be what you want

he had the potential to become the next Beckham

The thing was that he was gay, he had the cutest boyfriend at school his name was Busta Carmichael

Classmates drank and smoked pot and chewed bubblegum in the hood but Sanford said no today, I will spend my day with Busta Carmichael .

Sanford mother began to get beaten by his father. Frustration grew every day,

Then came the day mom start drinking and Sir Sanford decided committing suicide , then it was time for Busta to move in

Rest in peace

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Its no bad song on Illmatic its the greatest album ever so I gotta say Nas is cuming

 

[twentyfivelighters]

"Word is bond, I grew up around faggots. They were the type of people that would knock you unconscious and fuck you. Where I was from you had two choices;

1) To fuck or get fucked

2) To castrate the person that fucked you

I was the second type.

But yeah, I grew up around organized crime, that's how they would discipline you, by knocking you out and fucking you. The only way to fight back was to castrate em - and sometimes that didn't work." - @5grand

Greatest thread derailment ever and such a strange line of thinking. You can talk to this dude normally but as soon as you mention something about faggots/pimps/etc. it's like a switch and he goes full "fuck or get fucked mode" but will be talking about grandmaster flash in another thread.

 

[mryounggun]

'Who are the best players to ever play in the NBA...but don't make this about Michael Jordan.'

I see where you was going but theres more options than 1 on this.

Magic

Bird

Kareem

Wilt

Kobe

Lebron

Hakeem

Timmy d.

Based on your reply...no you don't. Godspeed.

 

[Trollio]

'Who are the best players to ever play in the NBA...but don't make this about Michael Jordan.'

I see where you was going but theres more options than 1 on this.

Magic

Bird

Kareem

Wilt

Kobe

Lebron

Hakeem

Timmy d.

Based on your reply...no you don't. Godspeed.

Well damn

 

[PILL_COSBY]

"Paralyzed from the neck up" - Dro

"I went to the doctor and I was diagnosed with seizures" - J. capri

I don't tell a guy that I'm dating I have kids. Until AFTER, he's fully invested in a relationship with me. Because me having kids shouldn't change a thing between us" - Miss Jones

 

[Go figure]

I don't tell a guy that I'm dating I have kids. Until AFTER, he's fully invested in a relationship with me. Because me having kids shouldn't change a thing between us" - Miss Jones

This is just wrong jesus

 

[JusDre313]

^kinda want to read that thread now lol...ho-ly shit

 

[twentyfivelighters]

"Paralyzed from the neck up" - Dro

That's an intellectual disability, b

"Paralyzed from the neck up" - Dro

I don't tell a guy that I'm dating I have kids. Until AFTER, he's fully invested in a relationship with me. Because me having kids shouldn't change a thing between us" - Miss Jones

Anything higher/worse than a red flag?

Goddamn at this quote

 

[Busta Carmichael]

Lmao ms. Jones really said that? Where is the thread.

 

[Will Munny]

One guy told him if they were in jail together he'd make him keep it tight for him.

Another guy in here said he'd suck dick for money but then kill the guy afterwards. If you were just gonna kill the guy anyways why suck his dick first?

 

[Will Munny]

Kat saying she thought white people stayed cool in the summer better because white people have white skin and white reflects heat better. LOL.

 

[PILL_COSBY]

Lmao ms. Jones really said that? Where is the thread.

I didn't feel like looking for it. But it's a old thread that was made back before the IC started to go down hill. I fucks with miss jones but I had to get in her ass on that shit. She usually keeps shit real and she just out with a lot of shit and owns it. I love when females are like that, but god damn it!!!!!! I couldn't let that one go. She was dead ass serious too. It's a lot of females out here who really think that way too.

Another guy in here said he'd suck dick for money but then kill the guy afterwards. If you were just gonna kill the guy anyways why suck his dick first?

That was "the mobb2deep". He said he would do whatever if his family had to eat. The question somebody asked him was if he would suck a dick if a dude offered him a large sum of money. I'm guessing that shit just came out wrong. He was ghetto as hell and lived in the mid west. So I guess that's why it came out(no pun intended) the way it did. Instead of saying no homo I guess he tried to be cleaver and then the infamous post happened.

Elzo and like two other posters pointed out the gay logic in his post. They also pointed out that he could have just held him at gun point and robbed him. One of them laughed at how he brought a gun and even ended up sucking dick for cash in the first place. Like what was the gun for?

 

[Turfaholic]

"I see Chief Keef in the meat packing business. #5alute" @"Bawse D.Lox"

 

[BusterBreeze]

Don't get dumber than the dude who admitted to smashing an underage female and then fucking her again after finding out

OBfresh says some pretty ditsy shit too

and @S2J basically admitting to fucking invalids and downies at his job

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

"I see Chief Keef in the meat packing business. #5alute" @"Bawse D.Lox"

Yoooooo that shit was hella suspect

Even worse was when he said everyone else must be insecure about their own meat because they couldn't salute someone else's

Every time I've heard the word salute since 2012 I've cringed for real