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Dude offers to pump your chick's gas

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lol & smh.. yall niggas aint shit..

i can only imagine the bitches yall attract..

get yo lazy ass out the car and pump her gas..

u trippin on equality.. well then make her go pay for it..

but if i see u pull up and the bitch walkin in to pay and pump im sayin hi to her.. imma think she yo sister and flirt wit no fucks given...

done it many of times..
 
BOSSExcellence;8357780 said:
lol & smh.. yall niggas aint shit..

i can only imagine the bitches yall attract..

get yo lazy ass out the car and pump her gas..

u trippin on equality.. well then make her go pay for it..

but if i see u pull up and the bitch walkin in to pay and pump im sayin hi to her.. imma think she yo sister and flirt wit no fucks given...

done it many of times..
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If you were a real nigga, you would pick her up, wrap her in a swaddle and carry her on your back. Because women shouldn't have to walk either. A man is supposed to make sure his girl's feet never touches the ground.

Then constantly give her CPR because women shouldn't have to breathe on their own. Their lungs are too precious to work on their own.

Matter fact, you might as well kill her, get a sex change, change your name to her's and live her life for her. She shouldn't have to be exist for herself. You can do that for her too.
 
soul rattler;8357801 said:
BOSSExcellence;8357780 said:
lol & smh.. yall niggas aint shit..

i can only imagine the bitches yall attract..

get yo lazy ass out the car and pump her gas..

u trippin on equality.. well then make her go pay for it..

but if i see u pull up and the bitch walkin in to pay and pump im sayin hi to her.. imma think she yo sister and flirt wit no fucks given...

done it many of times..
Click to expand...

If you were a real nigga, you would pick her up, wrap her in a swaddle and carry her on your back. Because women shouldn't have to walk either. A man is supposed to make sure his girl's feet never touches the ground.

Then constantly give her CPR because women shouldn't have to breathe on their own. Their lungs are too precious to work on their own.

Matter fact, you might as well kill her, get a sex change, change your name to her's and live her life for her. She shouldn't have to be exist for herself. You can do that for her too.
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As crazy as it sounds I agree lol why stop there?? If she don't have to do simple stuff like pumping gas, why should she do anything else?
 
soul rattler;8357801 said:
BOSSExcellence;8357780 said:
lol & smh.. yall niggas aint shit..

i can only imagine the bitches yall attract..

get yo lazy ass out the car and pump her gas..

u trippin on equality.. well then make her go pay for it..

but if i see u pull up and the bitch walkin in to pay and pump im sayin hi to her.. imma think she yo sister and flirt wit no fucks given...

done it many of times..
Click to expand...

If you were a real nigga, you would pick her up, wrap her in a swaddle and carry her on your back. Because women shouldn't have to walk either. A man is supposed to make sure his girl's feet never touches the ground.

Then constantly give her CPR because women shouldn't have to breathe on their own. Their lungs are too precious to work on their own.

Matter fact, you might as well kill her, get a sex change, change your name to her's and live her life for her. She shouldn't have to be exist for herself. You can do that for her too.
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lol this nigga jus threw a fuckin tantrum?? lol

jus shut up nigga and point me in the direction of ur bitch??

all that fuckin whining..

bet u spend more time in the bathroom then ur bitch too huh?? lol

 
I live in jersey so I never encountered this problem. its illegal here for us to pump our own gas.

on a side note my wife did get a flat and then got out the car and locked her keys inside. a man pulled over let her use his cell phone to call me and waited with her until I got there. I shook his hand and said thanks my dude I appreciate it.
 
soul rattler;8357801 said:
BOSSExcellence;8357780 said:
lol & smh.. yall niggas aint shit..

i can only imagine the bitches yall attract..

get yo lazy ass out the car and pump her gas..

u trippin on equality.. well then make her go pay for it..

but if i see u pull up and the bitch walkin in to pay and pump im sayin hi to her.. imma think she yo sister and flirt wit no fucks given...

done it many of times..
Click to expand...

If you were a real nigga, you would pick her up, wrap her in a swaddle and carry her on your back. Because women shouldn't have to walk either. A man is supposed to make sure his girl's feet never touches the ground.

Then constantly give her CPR because women shouldn't have to breathe on their own. Their lungs are too precious to work on their own.

Matter fact, you might as well kill her, get a sex change, change your name to her's and live her life for her. She shouldn't have to be exist for herself. You can do that for her too.
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Lol!!!!!!!!!
 
BeardedFreak;8358089 said:
Ain't nothin like fucking a nigga girl in the ass in the gas station bathroom, while he in the car liking pics on Instagram.
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Yeah That happens all the time
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I like when cats try to buy your female a drink at the bar while you're there. They know we've been together for years yet still try to get that investment in when I walk outside to smoke.

What they wanted to happen : My chick drink the drink and they both go home together.

Reality: Keep em coming son all you're doing is keeping money in our pockets on some pipe dream fantasies.
 
BeardedFreak;8358089 said:
Ain't nothin like fucking a nigga girl in the ass in the gas station bathroom, while he in the car liking pics on Instagram.
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The caliber of woman who would partake in such activities at a GAS STATION restroom is probably a chick you really shouldn't be messin with or fits description of your screen name.

You damn near need a hazard suit to enter those restrooms without feeling like you caught something. Lol.

 
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