DO U SLEEP WITH YOUR BEDROOM DOOR OPEN or CLOSED?

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[kat2180]

smh @ ya'll traumatizing your kids.

Thank god mine is a heavy sleeper...she's never walked in on me.

Let me knock on wood now.

 

[ms.jones]

HAHAHAHAHA!! im dying right now!!!
what did you say shawty? how did you make that right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! oh shit im in tears nigga TEARS!!!

i have to get on my wife cause she be getting loud, OOOOH FFFFUUU-U-UCK OHHHH BAAAABY OH GOD YES OH OH
i be like girl shut the fuck up!!!
she like I CANT H-H-HELp IT!
you know what, im just gon stop fucking you then good night.

I came up with some ol' off the wall BS....some ol' "baby you didn't see what you think you saw" ish....he was 3 so....I got a little pass off of that. But yeah....he knocks thoroughly and makes an announcement now.

 

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[(UNKNOWN)]

door open when sleep, close when fucking. But my youngest son bust in the room on me and his mom and said damn whats that smell i couldn't stop laughing

 

[G Mack]

niggas afraid of getting caught wacking one off patrice oneal style.......

 

[Rey Negro]

LMAO!!!

I think I told the story on here once....lil' homie didn't knock, and caught me in mid-suck. I couldn't do shit but just let my guy bust off..bad enough he saw me on my knees....ain't no way I was gonna let him see the spunk. He was 3 then...he don't quite remember why, but he knocks EVERY TIME.

Mannnnn.....I had to do damage control...I asked him what all did he see, and he said "You had his winky in your mouth"...bruh, I was fighting to not faint.

Yo....Im dying over here LOL

 

[dc's teflondon]

closed...............

 

[Ioniz3dSPIRITZ]

open with the mossburg and slugs beside the bed. i wanna her whats going on in case I gotta split a melon

 

[Bussy_Getta]

that winky shit got me dying

 

[Kame]

man you all some horrible parents lmao... that shit is traumatizing

 

[Plop Star]

closed.............

just in case somebody is creepin

 

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[CapitalB]

i aint know pimps had cats...

U still got them pits?

yeh..

hopefully my girl got knocked up..

she wouldnt let my dide hit.. they got into a couple scuffles..

but yeh.. them my girls' cats..

they dont play that lockin out shit.. fuck around and wake up w/ a bald spot in ur carpet..

and nigga kiss my ass! hahaha

im STILL human.. lol

 

[Ioniz3dSPIRITZ]

that's impractical, for close quaters... get buck shot, that way you LESSEN your chances of missing and don't have to relace as many walls...
if you live in an apartment and you use a slug, you liable to hit a neighbor.

lol yea your right

 

[hALF_pAST_7EVEN]

wtf @ these kid stories

the fuck they make yall doors without locks?

i have a habit of closing my door since i was lil

but i can do either or and sleep fine

 

[fullfledged]

closed. i don't like open doors.

y not

keep mine open if its hot but closed when its cold.

 

[juan travolta]

closed i can't stand having my door opened idk why.

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

closed i can't stand having my door opened idk why.

C/S.... I've got this weird hate thing about leaving doors open.
LMAO @ all these kids stories!