I'll let the IC decide.
So anyways I go to visit moms last night and she lives in/near what some may consider the hood. I decide, since I'm over there to go grab some Fatburger and bring it back to her house. Its around 9pm and as I pull into a parking space right next to the Fatburger I noticed 2 dudes staring kinda hard in the parking spot 2 stalls over from me.
I think nothing of it because they didnt look especially rough or anything and nothing's happened to me over there before so I run up in the burger joint and pay them no mind. I look back at them just to make sure they're not proceeding to try and break in my car or anything like that. (Sidebar: Yes I have a nice car, I wont mention what kind because I dont want to be accused of duck tales on here. Its not overly nice like a Lamb, 'Rarri, or Bent' or anything.)
So I get my food and walk out of the Fatburger and notice these 2 dudes are now sitting in their car parked in a different space closer to the restaurant. I walk by their car and out of the corner of my eye notice the passenger get out. I continue to walk towards my car, (mind you I have the bag of food in 1 hand and a chocolate shake in the other). I feel dude walking up behind me so I turn around and just as I do that he socks me in the face. Wham! The food flies everywhere and I get knocked on my back pockets. He takes off and runs back to his car which his buddy has already pulled out of the stall and they commence to bounce.There were no words exchanged. He didnt yell anything before he hit me. Neither one of them laughed. They just took off.
My nose immediately starts leaking so I take off and high-tail it back to mom's crib. I ran upstairs so she couldn't see me as I walked in. I didnt want her to be overly concerned. My nose isnt broken or anything but its swollen and I'm still dripping blood this morning.
I've never gotten duffed out in my life. This was a first. Did I take a serious "L" last night or am I lucky to not have gotten shot? Is my soul burning slow right now or did I win because they were too p**sy to give me the head-up fade and they fled as soon as they made contact? I'll let you guys decide...