Dexter VS Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

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i havent seen American PSycho, but i do know he was an extravagant dude. ima give it to Dexter, since real killers move in silence.
 
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Ham&CheeseHotPocket;541965 said:
patrick bateman. i myself have a life goal of chasing a whore with a chainsaw down flights of stairs butt ass naked.

LOLLL!!!!

Could Patrick get Lil' Chino!?!
 
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d-weezy;542168 said:
I vote for Patrick off the strength of his taste in music.

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I've decided, Bateman is a killer, because he is more awesome that way! :) lol
 
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Dexter is the better killer.

He has his ritual, letting his victims know what they did wrong; killing innocent people.

He does it clean.

He juggles (or did, not anymore) a family while being a serial killer.

He finds people very interesting, i.e. The Trinity Killer

Not to mention that on Dexter, when he's talking to himself that shit is just amazing to me, I dunno why, it's the way he says things that just make him that much more creepy as fuck.

Who'd get who first? Dexter gets Bateman or Bateman gets Dexter?

^ We know the answer to, thank you Harry!
 
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Personality: DM- sociopath, PB- psychopath

Society: DM- funny interesting people, PB- annoying, self indulgent yuppies

Weapons: DM- syringe, knives, etc... PB- chainsaw, axe, nail gun, etc..

Motive: DM- irresistible urge to kill, PB- jealousy, no reasons really

Victims: DM - murderers, bad guys, his brother..PB- bums, prostitutes, “fagqot with a dog”, anybody

Execution: DM- sedated, then chopped up, PB-axe to the head,sometimes eaten …

Disposal DM- trash bagged and in the bay, PB- Zip-locked and in the freezer, bathtub, left in public

Cleanup: DM- plastic tarp thing, PB- sheets, newspaper

*Bonus: DM- has a boat named slice of life, PB- has better business cards!

Dexter is the more intelligent killer, Patrick is unstable and sloppy...

Winner: Dexter. He is like a Ninja. He would sneak up on Bateman, sedate him, wrap him, chop him, bag him, dump him.

But Patrick is fun!
 
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Bateman hands downs. the nigga is just to psychotic as f*** ex. like when he curses out and threatens the asian dry cleaner and when he kills his partner with by far the cleanest ax i have ever seen in my life.
 
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eMGeeLBC;575367 said:
Ive only seen dexter, homies hella slick with it! too bad trinity killed rita =(

wow!

This thread...bad idea lol

Haven't even seen all of s4
 
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