Detox Tryna Pass A Drug Test

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It's probably not in your blood anymore, just your hair an urine. First, stop smoking. Second, do a lot of cardio to sweat some of that thc out of your system (some say it works, some say it doesn't). Third, it has been said cranberry juice and water can help flush the thc out of your system. It also depends on your body fat and metabolism because thc latches on to fat.

If none of that shit works, you better ask someone who's drug free for some piss and keep it at room temperature on the dining room table.
 
dwade206;7526150 said:
It's probably not in your blood anymore, just your hair an urine. First, stop smoking. Second, do a lot of cardio to sweat some of that thc out of your system (some say it works, some say it doesn't). Third, it has been said cranberry juice and water can help flush the thc out of your system. It also depends on your body fat and metabolism because thc latches on to fat.

If none of that shit works, you better ask someone who's drug free for some piss and keep it at room temperature on the dining room table.

Okay! thats some good advice bro bro! i aint tryna do the whole askin for urine thing cause now adays people can detect that you know and im not to fat im about 150/155 so i dont know if that is alot of body fat to get my shit out quicker

 
Trashboat;7529284 said:
I've read that green tea can help you pass drug tests
you know the irony of this is i been drinkin green tea cause i heard its good for your blood but does i never knew that is it a thing where it cleans ur blood the day of or is it a process

 
jeffbundles;7530613 said:
Trashboat;7529284 said:
I've read that green tea can help you pass drug tests
you know the irony of this is i been drinkin green tea cause i heard its good for your blood but does i never knew that is it a thing where it cleans ur blood the day of or is it a process

My understanding is that it masks the THC metabolites

There is also a product called Jazz Total Detox, which apparently helps eliminate metabolites completely from your urine

It isn't cheap (about 30 bucks) but apparently it works
 
My first thought was trying drinking lemon water daily or few times a day. Like the green tea etc meant to cleanse the body out.

Boil water. Squeeze a whole lemon into a mug. Pour that water in. Stir. Let it cool if you like and drink.

Shit had me pissing out all colors when i tried it for a week. Felt real light to on my feet and like my system was working better. Been a while going to try it again.

 
OK I know two options that work for sure but they both have their drawbacks.

1. Take 2 niacin pills- you will swat your ass off so you have to drink a fuck ton of water and you might lose a little bit of weight. It shows up as food poisoning on the test.

2. Drink a cup of water with denture cleaning tablets in it. Extremely nasty and makes you shit but it cleans out your system.
 

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