describe what having sex is like

[Will Munny]

there was this weird goth dude in a wheel chair in my high school joe. He got dome from some freaky bitches. You just gotta find the freaky bitches. Shit I never got my dick sucked once in high school, and this wheel chair muthafucka gettin his dick sucked left and right by freaky bitches.

ii wwas trrying tto make a more serioous thread but got lazy in the ffirst post

I'm dead serious. Him and this other dude would play guitars and shit together and then this freaky hoes would come over and suck them off.

My buddy played guitar and they asked him if he wanted to play with them sometime, he said yes. He shows up the house, wheelchair dude mom tells them they are in the basement. He opens on the door, and the wheel chair dude and this other dude are both gettin sucked off at the same time.

My buddy just freezes and is like "uhhh..." and starts to close the door and one of the freak hoes stops and says "wait don't go, you're next." He buddy said he walked out the door and never looked, but I bet he stayed and didn't wanna admit it.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

@joe cop 1... the fleshlight

Which one is the mouth?

 

[Maximus Rex]

Having sex with Omnipotens Maximus Rex=Ne Plus Ultra. It's Latin, look it niggas.

 

[Kat]

Like an out of body experience if he's doing it right.

The best part is the first thrust.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Like an out of body experience if its Joker.

The best part is the first thrust.

 

[Rhyme_Religion]

through your ppeerssoonnaaal exxppeerriieencccee..

Joe

I'd love to help your thread but

I'm A Virgin

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Like an out of body experience if he's doing it right.

The best part is the first thrust.

HELL MUTHAFUCCIN YEAH! Ain't like that feeling when you first slide in the puss...MY GAWD!!

 

[twatgetta]

I go on a young vacay to the ATL and get back and @JohnnyPoncho Puto still got my name in his mouth. smdh!

 

[twatgetta]

Thought this was a @Twatgetta thread

Then you woke up....jizz rag

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

I go on a young vacay to the ATL and get back and @JohnnyPoncho Puto still got my name in his mouth. smdh!

@twatgetta let me explain why...

poncho comes off as a real nigga so to him u come off as fake...

anybody can create screenname like @CuntMagnet and say they get bitches

where's the proof tho?

 

[huey]

Like an out of body experience if he's doing it right.

The best part is the first thrust.

HELL MUTHAFUCCIN YEAH! Ain't like that feeling when you first slide in the puss...MY GAWD!!

and you first hear that involuntary sharp intake of breath, goat

 

[twatgetta]

I go on a young vacay to the ATL and get back and @JohnnyPoncho Puto still got my name in his mouth. smdh!

@twatgetta let me explain why...

poncho comes off as a real nigga so to him u come off as fake...

anybody can create screenname like @CuntMagnet and say they get bitches

where's the proof tho?

You sound stupid, so what does SleepWalkininJapan tell us then moron? and I'm from the old school nigga where our word is our bond, not a fag crackin' 200 jokes a second for rep points on a chat forum. Get outside more bitch...better yet, stay inside and go eat a dick chump.

 

[Billy_Poncho]

I go on a young vacay to the ATL and get back and @JohnnyPoncho Puto still got my name in his mouth. smdh!

@twatgetta let me explain why...

poncho comes off as a real nigga so to him u come off as fake...

anybody can create screenname like @CuntMagnet and say they get bitches

where's the proof tho?

You sound stupid, so what does SleepWalkininJapan tell us then moron? and I'm from the old school nigga where our word is our bond, not a fag crackin' 200 jokes a second for rep points on a chat forum. Get outside more bitch...better yet, stay inside and go eat a dick chump.

This the same old school nigga that makes threads about seeing cleavage like it's THAT unique. It's 2013 bruh, nothin wrong wit bein a virgin. It's a lil strange, but you within your rights. But that online persona is corny as hell, find a better one or do you...

 

[twatgetta]

I go on a young vacay to the ATL and get back and @JohnnyPoncho Puto still got my name in his mouth. smdh!

@twatgetta let me explain why...

poncho comes off as a real nigga so to him u come off as fake...

anybody can create screenname like @CuntMagnet and say they get bitches

where's the proof tho?

You sound stupid, so what does SleepWalkininJapan tell us then moron? and I'm from the old school nigga where our word is our bond, not a fag crackin' 200 jokes a second for rep points on a chat forum. Get outside more bitch...better yet, stay inside and go eat a dick chump.

This the same old school nigga that makes threads about seeing cleavage like it's THAT unique. It's 2013 bruh, nothin wrong wit bein a virgin. It's a lil strange, but you within your rights. But that online persona is corny as hell, find a better one or do you...

I dumb down my threads for slow niggaz like you that's why. If I drop one on the square your punk ass wouldn't be able to decipher what I'm sayin.

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

@twatgetta so u REFUSE to post pix of bitches u got

yet u VOLUNTARILY gave a race-by-race breakdown of dick sizes in the PR...

seems legit for a lame ass shitchaser

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Niggas don't call vagina "twat"

 

[bdbdbd]

pushing my penis in a bunch of melted marshmellows

and that moment when i cum, i imagine it to feel like sparring with an old lady and then for no reason getting serious and just connecting with her jaw with a ferocious uppercut sending her flying across the ring, while everyone watching cheers "you the man, you the champ", and the crowd is going crazy but out the corner of my eye there is one lady, not ugly not beautiful, but interesting.....and a single tear rolls down her cheek....she turns walks away never to be seen again and i have looked for the mysterious lady ever since

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Like an out of body experience if he's doing it right.

The best part is the first thrust.

HELL MUTHAFUCCIN YEAH! Ain't like that feeling when you first slide in the puss...MY GAWD!!

and you first hear that involuntary sharp intake of breath, goat

PREACH!! The look on her face is priceless.

 

[SixSickSins]

Like an out of body experience if he's doing it right.

The best part is the first thrust.

HELL MUTHAFUCCIN YEAH! Ain't like that feeling when you first slide in the puss...MY GAWD!!

and you first hear that involuntary sharp intake of breath, goat

Tell me more plz.

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

It's like fucking Egyptian sun baking mud brick.