earth two superman
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Genesis 1:1 "In the Beginning, God created the heavens and the earth"
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Translation:earth two superman;2032924 said:Genesis 1:1 "In the Beginning, God created the heavens and the earth"
Ayo son. Look up. You looking? IIght, you see that big bright yellow thing in the sky? WHOA! Dont look directly into it dumbass! Iight u see it though? OK Good.
OK you look down, you see that? Nah man not the black stuff that tar I mean The dirt....yeah that's called Earth.
Yeah....God did that shit. In like 6 days flat. No bullshittin.
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darxwell;2032940 said:translation:
ayo son. Look up. You looking? Iight, you see that big bright yellow thing in the sky? Whoa! Dont look directly into it dumbass! Iight u see it though? Ok good.
Ok you look down, you see that? Nah man not the black stuff that tar i mean the dirt....yeah that's called earth.
Yeah....god did that shit long as time ago. In like 6 days flat. No bullshittin.
dead ................. Lol
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earth two superman
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lmao @ nah man not the black stuff that tar
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lol @ a bunch of sunday school teachers googling, finding this thread, and fainting
lol @ a bunch of sunday school teachers googling, finding this thread, and fainting
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DaFifthElement
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"The wise conquer the city of the strong and level the fortress in which they trust." - whaddup widdat?
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Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
Translation: YOU RAPED IT....YOU BOUGHT IT.
Yo. It really dont matter how strong them nigga's fortress is. If your ass know a locksmith you can walk right the fuck up in there yo.DaFifthElement;2032978 said:"The wise conquer the city of the strong and level the fortress in which they trust." - whaddup widdat?
Brains over brawn. Beeleedat.
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Fuck that, I'm sick of these Canaanite niggas word up! We Jews nigga we go hard in the paint somebody gotta step the fuck up!haute;2033030 said:And David said on that day, Whosoever getteth up to the gutter, and smiteth the Jebusites, and the lame and the blind, that are hated of David’s soul, he shall be chief and captain. (2 Samuel 5:6.)
I dont give a fuck if they cripple & blind homie first nigga mash on them niggas gettin a promotion. That's on my Father who art in heaven. Halo tipped be thy name.
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What verse and scripture is that sir?Tommy bilfiger;2033091 said:The bible is nothin but a 37,000 paged book wit aesop fables and lies written by white people
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fiat_money
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"If a man's testicles are crushed or his penis is cut off, he may not be admitted to the assembly of the LORD." - Deuteronomy 23:1
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Translation: If you aint slanging...u aint prayin. You must have *this much* dick to join the prayer circle. Word to Jon Bobbit.fiat_money;2033106 said:"If a man's testicles are crushed or his penis is cut off, he may not be admitted to the assembly of the LORD." - Deuteronomy 23:1
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earth two superman
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Proverbs 27:15-16 (New Living Translation)
A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.
A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.
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earth two superman
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Ezekiel 23:19-20
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
nh ezekiel must be talking about the great grandma of some IC females
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
nh ezekiel must be talking about the great grandma of some IC females
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FieldTripsToTheHood
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Darxwell;2032940 said:Translation:
Ayo son. Look up. You looking? IIght, you see that big bright yellow thing in the sky? WHOA! Dont look directly into it dumbass! Iight u see it though? OK Good.
OK you look down, you see that? Nah man not the black stuff that tar I mean The dirt....yeah that's called Earth.
Yeah....God did that shit. In like 6 days flat. No bullshittin.
LMAO....you forgot " Day 7 this mf'er was lampin'!
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DaFifthElement
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If this thread dont do numbers we goin to hell.
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Wherefore hast thou despised the commandment of the LORD, to do evil in his sight? thou hast killed Uriah the Hittite with the sword, and hast taken his wife to be thy wife, and hast slain him with the sword of the children of Ammon. Now therefore the sword shall never depart from thine house; because thou hast despised me, and hast taken the wife of Uriah the Hittite to be thy wife. (2 Samuel 12:9-10)
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Translation: That bitch aint gone ever stfu mayne. Thats just hoe these hoes are.earth two superman;2033125 said:Proverbs 27:15-16 (New Living Translation)
A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.
Translation: So this hoe had more dick inside her than a urinal at Dallas Cowboy stadium and stayed chasin' black dudes.earth two superman;2033130 said:Ezekiel 23:19-20
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
nh ezekiel must be talking about the great grandma of some IC females
Translation:Tommy bilfiger;2033133 said:And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.
Yo. Imma return to Earth one day and amma let u know it's me with a few signs. First amma kill off like a couple hundred thousand niggas. And amma give & take from yall niggas according to how u behave before I come back. Thats how u gone know it's me. So there's no confusion.
Cuz niggas stay saying they me but they dont be me. Ya heard?
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Translation:haute;2033153 said:Wherefore hast thou despised the commandment of the LORD, to do evil in his sight? thou hast killed Uriah the Hittite with the sword, and hast taken his wife to be thy wife, and hast slain him with the sword of the children of Ammon. Now therefore the sword shall never depart from thine house; because thou hast despised me, and hast taken the wife of Uriah the Hittite to be thy wife. (2 Samuel 12:9-10)
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa...Come on son. How you gone kill that nigga and take his wife doe? And you killed the nigga wit his ownn shank? That shit aint in the least bit Godly. U gone have to keep that sword on your coffee table as a constant reminder you aint shit.
But u may as well keep ol' girl doe.
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