blakfyahking;5328764 said:
damn I always miss the drama on here
summary???
Darkone's Recap:
*clears throat*...well,
- My nigga Chi brought to the IC court the case against Darx concerning a couple of
questionable...
suspect...ok gay like events that was recently brought into the light. Plus also questioning his Hetero-ness, or lack there of. Depends on who you ask.
- He presented exhibits A, B, & C that included Darx recording a homeless man pleasuring himself on a bus, which Darx has not denied nor shy away from. He admitted it in that whole "exposure" Covet did on him.
- Other evidence included the pics he has on his FB of other niggas "frolicking," the pics of Pico he took @ the beach (which should never see the light of day ever again), and other questionable photos. Now granted, the brotha is a "photographer," which has even been questioned. Ehh.
- There's also the New Years pic of him and Pico, in which someone pointed out Pico's placement of her hand BLOCKING drax's body from touching her breast.
*shrugs*
- Also his IC G-status got questioned. Like him goin @ Six with the wrath of God, and other IC female ladies. But when it comes to other males posters, he gets Debo'd (ie Ducky & Jamel).
- Folks braced for impact as to what's about to come.
- Hilarity ensues.
- Niggas began clowing.
- Ether comsumes the thread.
- Kat tries to capes, when actuallity she fires a subliminal shot @ his "homegirls" for not coming to his defense.
- We laughed.
- Char...Lechic goes into Public Relations mode, and tried to do damage control.
- Tries bringing up the fact that niggas was pm'ing her regarding Pico's whereabouts, and her phone#
- Everybody scratches b/c they had NO idea what that has to do wit Darx.
- Chi calls her out on it.
- They get into a small tiff. Chi pleads his case.
- Lechic then threatens to bring in the muscle (Ducky). S@@@ got real.
- Niggas got shook as if Omar was walkin the block whistling. Which I actually said, and gif was dropped to coincide wit my post.
- Mr. LV said he wasn't impressed.
*holds moment of silence for LV*
- Charlie continues to do more damage control but is overwhelmed by the responses. She falls back until later on.
- Teaxboi aka Texas409 aka Mr.
"At least the tranny gave me the number" posted his comment.
- Zee smelled blood, and went in like a great white shark. Emphasis on GREAT WHITE.
- Zee drops a 34 ether reaction BOMB on Texas. Tellin him his suspect ways has been documented. Changing his screen name means nada, and that his past transactions will NEVER be forgotten. And something about him simpin Drax if he had on wig, pumps, and frolicking about the IC. Don't ask.
- Hilarity ensues
- Texas comes back wit a haymaker of his own.
- Former WWE Diva Chyna pic gets dropped. Pretty much lookin like Zee...but more tragic (smh). Ether & Lol was given b/c of the potency.
- They go back & forth.
- Zee & .IRS go it. Zee & Kai got at it...i think. Zee & God go at it. Her soul will burn in eternal damnation.
- Of course thread derails.
- Hassan roast session began feat. Cain. Started by Copperking I think.
- Niggas goin in about how old he is.
- Hieroglyphic pics of his family photo albums, child drawing he did, school pics, and other funny azzz s@@@ gets dropped.
- More hilarity ensues.
- Niggas clown some more about his age. Jokes such as Hassan DJ'd @ Mary's (Jesus mama) babyshower. Hassan attended strips clubs that had wooden poles, and strippers makin it clap to Chuck Berry songs. How he interned for God. etc. etc.. Pages 17-27 is where that occurred.
- Finally the man of the hour arrives...Darx.
- Drops an etherous Titangraph response, which came off as spoken word poetry imo.
- Insense was lit on my end to set the poetry vibe.
- Darx drops the mic on his 1st response, and walks off stage.
- Encore was called.
- Darx comes back on stage and drops more ether.
- Darx then drops a scathing claim and I quote
"JUST ASK ***** HOW GAY I AM"
- Drops mic AGAIN. walks off stage, AGAIN.
- Folks go into decipher mode and try to decode said...uh...code.
- Names get dropped as to who he's talkin about. Like Pico, Lechic, Covet, Beezy, Dink...wait no my bad. That's wrong.
- PR got his cape out the cleaners, and starts actin brand new by caping for Darx.
- Char...Lechic reappears after seeing back up, and starts Wackin folks posting against Drax, and giving Ether to those who's posting for him. PR was the only one tho. Ehh.
- Darxtale song is created on page 29 by yours truly. Unfortunately I've been singin the same damn song the whole night! F@@@!!
- Things die down.
- A couple of more comments here & there.
- Niggas give Darx his props for the Ether drop, but stated he avoided addressing the REAL issue @ hand.
- The IC streets emptied out, wit a couple of posters left wandering around.
- Debauchery will continue in the next few days. Specifically 1/7/2013 @ 10am EST. That's when Chi's trial will commence. Mark your calendars.
THA END.
