Dark Souls III

[The Lonious Monk]

So I'm the only one who beat this game and helped others

Cool

I helped a couple people on the Abyss Watchers. Both of them sat back and watched me do all the work. lol

 

[englishdude]

Do more co-op help than I do my own file lol, helped one guy go from yorshka fire up too ocieros, made bout a mil in souls using the shield of want.

 

[achewon87]

I don't co-op, helped a friend with Crystal Sage and Deacons of the Deep...

I wear my Rosaria Fingers with pride...

 

[Trollio]

I don't co-op, helped a friend with Crystal Sage and Deacons of the Deep...

I wear my Rosaria Fingers with pride...

Those are 2 of the easiest bosses

I could understand if it was the dancer or lothric

 

[achewon87]

I don't co-op, helped a friend with Crystal Sage and Deacons of the Deep...

I wear my Rosaria Fingers with pride...

Those are 2 of the easiest bosses

I could understand if it was the dancer or lothric

I'm a jerk that way lol...

What I look like helping with a boss that matters...

Dancer is one of my fave boss fights...

 

[PILL_COSBY]

Anybody else having problems with getting summoned by the blue sentinels/dark moon & watch dogs of farren? I was wearing them both for like an hour and nothing happened. I have never once been summoned by them. Aldritch is the only one that works for me.

I'm still mad there's no more gravelord covenant though. We was running shit back on part 1. Everybody was afraid to get they precious humanity stolen with the dark hand. Grave lords are a joke on this game. I killed a dark wraith and got his helmet. I read the description and it said some shit like "old ancient relic from long ago, it looks like it will turn to dust any minute". SMH, that's how the most dangerous crew is remembered?

Naw a lot of people play solo. By design invasions are set up so that you invade people doing co op. If you want 1vs1s youll have more luck with summon duels. Also it ls alot harder to cheese people with magic this go around.

I just checked the wiki for this game and like no bosses are weak against magic. Most of them have a high resistance to it or it just doesn't really bother them. I even checked out the enemies and like only the knights have a weakness to magic. Fire, lightning, and frost is what most of them are weak against. Lightning and fire damage is mostly based on how high your level of faith is, so smh at that shit. I made all kinds of magic weapons too(only way I can do some actual damage). There's some weak against dark but the dark spells suck except for the soul mass. They don't really have that much dark magic smh.They probably gonna do like they did on part one and release it with the dlc.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Games about to make me racist to japanese people. Fucking assholes.

Right after i killed the first boss, I summoned my buddy and @Trollio hopped on not long after and joined us. Showed us around and killed some bosses together. We were all talking and kicking ass and I wasnt really paying attention to shit. Now i am in the swamp, probably way too low of a level I'm supposed to be for that area, getting fucked up by giant crabs and shit.

Everyone says to just run passed the crabs. Fuck that shit. I want those fucking crabs dead. @Trollio I am going to be in need of assistance this evening. Please call out of work tomorrow. We are going crab fishing in approx 8 Hours.

All of em gonna be dead. Every last fucking one of them. Fuck crabs!

 

[Lou Cypher]

My other buddy is gonna be on with us tonight too to kill the crabs and that boss.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Game pissed me off so much i couldnt even enjoy uncharted 4. Woke up still pissed. I'll take a xanax before we play tonight so i wont flip out.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

lol where in the game are you? I'm at the Champion fight and I've lost like 50 times to this dude. It's so crazy. I can fight this dude for like 20 mins straight and not get hit, and it never fails he will do something crazy that kills me in either one hit or two linked hits.

 

[SneakDZA]

i think i'm at the last guy but i haven't played in a while because i don't want it to end. also i haven't been in the mood to get my asked kicked 50 times in a row before finally getting lucky.

 

[Lou Cypher]

lol where in the game are you? I'm at the Champion fight and I've lost like 50 times to this dude. It's so crazy. I can fight this dude for like 20 mins straight and not get hit, and it never fails he will do something crazy that kills me in either one hit or two linked hits.

I'm in the swamp! Cant remember the exact name, but the boss is in this little ruined castle and shoots purple crystals. Trollio is all like "Just run up to him and start attacking!" Come out from behind a pillar and run towards him. Crystal after crystal is shot at me. Then i run back and he shoots one in the air that drops like 7 crystals on me like a bomb. I HATE IT!!

Apparently there is a pyromancy item somewhere in the area, havent found it yet though. I think its in the castle ruins that has TWO black knights just chilling. Cant even lure them out one at a time. As soon as one sees you he must yell at the other one that there is someone coming because 10 seconds later the second knight will come running out all pissed off when im trying to dodge the first knights attacks.

Fuck knights and crabs.

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

Please don't tell me you are struggling on the Crystal Sage? Damn Lou you fucking suck. Lmao

 

[Lou Cypher]

I only tried fighting him once. Trollio got murked in like 10 seconds. I was gonna let him take the hits while i threw fireballs on some G shit.

Im stuck on the swamp area and hes the next boss i have to fight. Im trying to clear out everything else before i fight him cuz there is a pyro item somewhere in there that i cant find but i always die then die getting my souls. Ive prolly lost 30k souls running through that shit.

Lmao yesterday was the first time i upgraded my weapon too. Had 22 titanite shards and put a couple in my shield then like 8 in my Axe (not the original pyro axe, a different one i found).

If you're ever on @"dallas' 4 eva" you should jump on and show me some stuff.

While im soloing ill probably just lay my symbol down so peeps can summon me and get some souls that way. Or just farm the swamp area for hours haha.

 

[Trollio]

ill be on in like 30 @Lou_Cypher

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

I would get on but Witcher 3 DLC came out yesterday soooooo yeah, gotta wait until I'm done.

 

[PILL_COSBY]

I beat the game a few days ago and I'm on my second play through. I changed my stats around and now I'm a cleric/mage/pyromancer hybrid that can wear heavier and stronger armor. Just as I predicted, they did the same shit to mages as they did in the previous games. I got godly towards the end but it was fucking useless by then though. They got this one spell that shoots out a fucking kamehameha blast but there wasn't nothing for me to blow away by the time I got it. Could have seriously used that shit on all them dragons. 3rd play through I'm gonna be a tank. They seem to run all the souls games. Everything else just seems like support.

And smh at all them overpowered tanks with maxed out weapons wearing that damn hornet ring. I forgot all about that shit. It's still broken and is basically a one hit kill to a non strength build. I'd be about to win the fight and then they get a back stab or parry off, and this shit happens

[video=youtube;F7u2iQyZ7pA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7u2iQyZ7pA[/video]

The boss at the end was a great plot twist. If you beat the first game you know what I'm talking about.

Spoiler

I was like, holy shit!, it's me from the first game".

 

[Lou Cypher]

Was playing and I got invaded several times. Both times I was invaded and found the invader and started to fight him the disc would eject from my ps4.. any other time or game it would be fine until I find the invader.

 

[PILL_COSBY]

Was playing and I got invaded several times. Both times I was invaded and found the invader and started to fight him the disc would eject from my ps4.. any other time or game it would be fine until I find the invader.

LOL the worst is when you finally invade somebody without a mob backing them up. Right when you about to win they disconnect smh. Also theirs this glitch that a lot of nerds use. Sometimes when you fight people and you are about to win they start teleporting all over the place and lagging like crazy. It's called a "lag switch". Check this video out smh. This explains all them times when weird shit started to happen when I was about to win. This video's old but I'm pretty sure it's been upgraded and is much easier to do now.

[video=youtube;5gE-ihY_EG0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gE-ihY_EG0[/video]

[video=youtube;fal8AGaCtjo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fal8AGaCtjo[/video]

[video=youtube;PdAHdQfx8HU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdAHdQfx8HU[/video]

 

[Lou Cypher]

Cleared out that purple crystal faggot. Got a dope new spear so I can get some range and some new pyromancy. Gonna go pure pyro. Faith and int, attunement and might add some more to dex and str and end.

I will literally light you the fuck up. Word to the last asshole that invaded my realm.