Dad calls for prostitute to his hotel room, so his daughter came up

[Dirty Sanchez]

So he didnt smash? Did he get a refund or anything? Atleast a handjob or some shit..

what a worthless whore

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I mean i know thats his daughter and all, but they could've put that "issue" to the side for an hour and have passionate sex

 

[Black Boy King]

He should have just acted like he knew she was doing it the whole time. So when she came in the room, have his arms folded like "you didnt think i was gonna find out?"

then fuss at her, tell her to go home, and get another girl to come up.

bruh you aint comin up with that master plan on the spur of the moment

 

[Gold_Certificate]

I mean i know thats his daughter and all, but they could've put that "issue" to the side for an hour and have passionate sex

Not if she was ugly as fuck.

He said she was so ugly that seeing her "sent him to the ground".

When that level of ugliness catches you off guard, passionate sex is out of the question.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I mean i know thats his daughter and all, but they could've put that "issue" to the side for an hour and have passionate sex

Not if she was ugly as fuck.

He said she was so ugly that seeing her "sent him to the ground".

When that level of ugliness catches you off guard, passionate sex is out of the question.

Holy shit i did not know that, in that case both of them lost. smh

 

[Gold_Certificate]

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his 20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

the shock of seeing his 20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

sent him to the ground.

to the ground.

the ground.

 

[S2J]

He should have just acted like he knew she was doing it the whole time. So when she came in the room, have his arms folded like "you didnt think i was gonna find out?"

then fuss at her, tell her to go home, and get another girl to come up.

*repeats in African dad voice* Dead.

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

Half u sickos joking prolly would've really tried to fuck if u was the father

 

[stringer bell]

That story reminds me of this prank call...

 

[TheFix]

I had an ether reaction decided upon reading the thread title. You a bad father, a bad husband, and you payin for pussy. Sheesh.

 

[BarryHalls]

 

[So ILL]

I wish I could've walked by and seen that very moment where he opened the door and saw her. I know I would have died laughing lol..