Da Official True Blood Season 5 Thread

[darkrain]

So I was thinking.... (and this may sound completely ridiculous) but I think the person who pulled the gun on Hoyt and made him get in the car was....(Drum roll please)....Hoyt's mom. I think Hoyt's mom may be involved with those "masked kill all the supernatural" dudes. The way Sam's chick (shifted into Sam form) was talking about how that place they found Jessica was smelling like cheetos (Hoyt's mom made a cheetos reference in an episode during one of the first couple of seasons), and having a bad diet, and being a heavy person. I think she is involved.

I don't believe Hoyt's mom (Maxine) behind the hate group things cause she always have love for Sam and she took Sam's brother Tommy, treated him like a son and suddenly she hates shapeshifter now?...it doesn't make sense to me. She always hate vampire for sure...could she be here for Jessica only and hopefully his son killed Jessica?.

Remember Andy showed up at Bud's house asked for help and while his wife away and there's a fat lady there too asked Bud to hurry up and get in the hot tub.

Remember Tommy was trying to scam her out of her house. I think it is Hoyt's mother

SMH. She knew it what he did but remember she showed up at Tommy's funeral and she cried for him? and Sam was there. She said she knows Tommy is a hard head kid but still love him and said to Sam that he can call him "Mama" if he wants.

 

[BK Product]

Stephen Moyer's directorial debut did not disappoint, unlike his onscreen counterpart. He brought out the best in most of the cast, not just his wife. Bill has changed, but not for the better, by a long shot. It's amazing how Bill can use who/what he is to justify everything he does, for better and for worse. Bill refused to turn his dying daughter for the right reasons but killed the mother with an infant daughter for the wrong ones, namely because he's been duped like every other vamp but Eric into believing Salome's bullshit about "Lilith." As for Bill's claim at episode's end that he's "evolving," that's more bullshit. Mainstreamers evolved. Roman evolved. Godric evolved. Bill just reverted back to type because of Salome and now an innocent mother and her newborn child are paying the price. Bill's plan to convert the mainstreamers by destroying all the Tru Blood factories is naive, dumb and dangerous. For one thing, the U.S. Tru Blood factories can't be the only ones in the world and for Bill to assume otherwise is a huge tactical error on his part. Eliminating what is arguably the mainstreamers' only food source not only endagers the humans, it could provoke more of them into forming/joining anti-supe hate groups, endangering humans and vamps (among other supes) alike. When it comes to Bill, I don't know which is worse: when he whines about being a vamp or when he embraces it. Either way, innocent people get hurt, which is why I have no symapthy for Bill whatsoever.

Just when it seems like Sam Trammell could not possibly get better, he does. His skills at imitating characters on this show is brilliant, from last season's "Sammy" to this week's "Lam," aka Luna/Sam. Re the latter, ST perfectly epitomized a woman trapped in a man's body, from the walk to the talk. "Sam squared" also proved quite useful in the hate crime investigation, whether it was Sam's cobra-influenced interrogation or Lam's sniffing out the perps. Re the Sam squared couch scene, I was afraid that there would be face-sucking involved, but was relieved when Sam just kissed Lam's forehead. Luna's skinwalking was a huge risk, especially since she hasn't fully recovered, but since she wanted to do something about the creeps who shot her and Sam and shot at Emma, I think it was brave. Sam's shifting into a cobra in order to get the info about the hate group was genius, plus there's a valuable lesson: never piss off a shifter with a grudge against you who can turn into something that can kill you.

I think Bill is just going with the flow... he's about protecting himself first. He knows if he strays too far Russel can just off him at a moments notice. I think he truly believes in "mainstreaming"

About the part with the true blood factories... im not sure why he suggested that, he prolly believes he can intervene to stop it????

Cosign Sam's acting he's been superb!!

I dont think Luna changed purposely it seemed like she didnt have control over it.

 

[BK Product]

So I was thinking.... (and this may sound completely ridiculous) but I think the person who pulled the gun on Hoyt and made him get in the car was....(Drum roll please)....Hoyt's mom. I think Hoyt's mom may be involved with those "masked kill all the supernatural" dudes. The way Sam's chick (shifted into Sam form) was talking about how that place they found Jessica was smelling like cheetos (Hoyt's mom made a cheetos reference in an episode during one of the first couple of seasons), and having a bad diet, and being a heavy person. I think she is involved.

I don't believe Hoyt's mom (Maxine) behind the hate group things cause she always have love for Sam and she took Sam's brother Tommy, treated him like a son and suddenly she hates shapeshifter now?...it doesn't make sense to me. She always hate vampire for sure...could she be here for Jessica only and hopefully his son killed Jessica?.

Remember Andy showed up at Bud's house asked for help and while his wife away and there's a fat lady there too asked Bud to hurry up and get in the hot tub.

Yeah i dont think Hoyt's mom knows anything about shifters... really there is only a handful of people that do.( that we know of)

 

[lamontbdc]

So I was thinking.... (and this may sound completely ridiculous) but I think the person who pulled the gun on Hoyt and made him get in the car was....(Drum roll please)....Hoyt's mom. I think Hoyt's mom may be involved with those "masked kill all the supernatural" dudes. The way Sam's chick (shifted into Sam form) was talking about how that place they found Jessica was smelling like cheetos (Hoyt's mom made a cheetos reference in an episode during one of the first couple of seasons), and having a bad diet, and being a heavy person. I think she is involved.

I don't believe Hoyt's mom (Maxine) behind the hate group things cause she always have love for Sam and she took Sam's brother Tommy, treated him like a son and suddenly she hates shapeshifter now?...it doesn't make sense to me. She always hate vampire for sure...could she be here for Jessica only and hopefully his son killed Jessica?.

Remember Andy showed up at Bud's house asked for help and while his wife away and there's a fat lady there too asked Bud to hurry up and get in the hot tub.

Remember Tommy was trying to scam her out of her house. I think it is Hoyt's mother

SMH. She knew it what he did but remember she showed up at Tommy's funeral and she cried for him? and Sam was there. She said she knows Tommy is a hard head kid but still love him and said to Sam that he can call him "Mama" if he wants.

True that I just don't know who Sam's girlfriend was talking about in the room with Jessica

 

[BoldChild]

Meh, 3 episodes left? It feels like this season isn't even half way in. The story lines have been uninteresting.

 

[apollo greed]

Yo Jessica is supposed to come to my job on Wends. The guys at the job are so hype. I just one pic wit her and im good.

 

[Will Munny]

man wtf, I've always thought Bill was a faggot. Even when he was bein G, he was still stuck on Sookie. I used to hate Eric, but now I think Eric was the real G all along.

 

[PILL_COSBY]

Salome is a bad bitch!! and lillith can get it doggy style.

Like I said before, Salome is full of shit and she just wants power. She did something to that blood I just know it. Lilith is probably some real old ass vampire that made salome and salome put her blood in there. Maybe that vamp had special powers or some shit. That speech she gave about not wanting to be remembered as a naked ho anymore gave it away lol.

Russel definitely knows salome's plan. He's from the fucking dark ages so I think he would know something.

LOL at that fat broad in the tight ass Chinese pajama robe. They had her running and shit lol they did that on purpose.

terry's a mothafucking G!!! I didn't think he was gonna do it.

Last 3 episodes all hell is gonna break lose.

Yo Jessica is supposed to come to my job on Wends. The guys at the job are so hype. I just one pic wit her and im good.

Take more for us bruh and post them here. Them red heads is sexy as fuck for some reason. I can't remember ever seeing a ugly red head chic. The ones that were aight looking when I was younger turned into dimes when they got older lol.

 

[Seansosa]

Alcide stay gettin his ass beat

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I don't understand the Jessica love. She's got an average maybe slightly above average face, an unimpressive body, and disgustingly pale skin. What is so appealing about her?

 

[BoldChild]

I'm lost to why Warlow would stop feeding on Sookie's mother who was a fairy to check for a band aid in the back seat.

This shit with sookie is turning into I know what you did last summer.

The shit with Terry is terrible The lafeyette storyline is terrible. And the shit with Tara is terrible. It's like they tried to had to make every single character have a plot line. Pam and Tara are only seen in the club not involved with any other characters. Shit is stupid.

And Hoyt's mom must be in on this. When Sam and Launa was at the room they were saying a very large women was here. And that they smelled Cheetos. I think Hoyt's mom.

What I was thinking, why are all these niggas obsessed with sookie when her whole family has fairy blood?

 

[Will Munny]

I think Jessica is hot ass fuck.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I'm lost to why Warlow would stop feeding on Sookie's mother who was a fairy to check for a band aid in the back seat.

This shit with sookie is turning into I know what you did last summer.

The shit with Terry is terrible The lafeyette storyline is terrible. And the shit with Tara is terrible. It's like they tried to had to make every single character have a plot line. Pam and Tara are only seen in the club not involved with any other characters. Shit is stupid.

And Hoyt's mom must be in on this. When Sam and Launa was at the room they were saying a very large women was here. And that they smelled Cheetos. I think Hoyt's mom.

What I was thinking, why are all these niggas obsessed with sookie when her whole family has fairy blood?

Had the fairy blood manifested in her parents the way it has in Sookie? I mean as far as bloodlines go, Jason has the same amount of fairy in him as Sookie does, but it simply hasn't manifested itself in the same way. As a result vampires don't go all crazy over him like they do over Sookie.

On a side note, this was the first really good episode of the season to me. It wrapped up two of the smaller plotlines in decent ways and set up some interesting openings for the larger ones.

 

[loch121]

Jessica has a certain sex appeal but I hate moley bitches

 

[Vader_F_Kennedy]

I think Bill is "playing the game" till he finds out what's really going on.

yea well until then hes bitch made

 

[BoldChild]

I'm lost to why Warlow would stop feeding on Sookie's mother who was a fairy to check for a band aid in the back seat.

This shit with sookie is turning into I know what you did last summer.

The shit with Terry is terrible The lafeyette storyline is terrible. And the shit with Tara is terrible. It's like they tried to had to make every single character have a plot line. Pam and Tara are only seen in the club not involved with any other characters. Shit is stupid.

And Hoyt's mom must be in on this. When Sam and Launa was at the room they were saying a very large women was here. And that they smelled Cheetos. I think Hoyt's mom.

What I was thinking, why are all these niggas obsessed with sookie when her whole family has fairy blood?

Had the fairy blood manifested in her parents the way it has in Sookie? I mean as far as bloodlines go, Jason has the same amount of fairy in him as Sookie does, but it simply hasn't manifested itself in the same way. As a result vampires don't go all crazy over him like they do over Sookie.

On a side note, this was the first really good episode of the season to me. It wrapped up two of the smaller plotlines in decent ways and set up some interesting openings for the larger ones.

From what I know of the books, Sookies mind reading supposedly has nothing to do with her fairy blood, but I guess the show has connected that with faeries so that's probably right.

 

[BoldChild]

But realistically, these vampires have to be complete idiots if they think they can take over the world. Roman was spitting real shit when he said "mainstreaming is not an option, it is a necessity." At first vampires were just a myth to humans, but now that they're not, things have to change.

That's why I think this story line is kind of dumb, there are billions of humans out there that now know of vampires existence, with all of the perks the vampires have, they also have a lot of weaknesses, and they are completely helpless during the day.

What the fuck do they thing they're going to do? They are all basically drug addicts following some crazy religious bitch. This is just dumb, because with how old these vampires are supposed to be, you would think they would know that. They acting like humans wont get to blasting them with UV lights, and dragging them out in broad daylight if they decided to declare war.

 

[PILL_COSBY]

Jessica has a certain sex appeal but I hate moley bitches

Yeah, she got that "cool ass girlfriend" type aura going on. It's hard to explain with words. It's like halle berry, she's not fine physically be she's really hella sexy. What makes her fine is her aura.

Alcide stay gettin his ass beat

lol I just peeped this when you brought it up. God damn, he aint won one fight. I think he's gonna be the one who takes out russel to redeem all of his L's.

 

[major pain]

bruh....

I don't understand the Jessica love. She's got an average maybe slightly above average face, an unimpressive body, and disgustingly pale skin. What is so appealing about her?

you just might be a fgt

 

[cloc1274]

Bill just realized thats just fairy blood while he was sliding up in that chick....it must be pure thats why everybody so high on that ish