Da Official True Blood Season 5 Thread

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"what are you doing?" lmao at eric's face at the end. I felt bad for Eric though, he was sad as fuck, he knew his sister was lost.

 
Well I know that bill didn't kill her parents now since his name is not warlow. Lolat warlow sounding like freddy kruger.

Pam dropped another G.O.A.T 1 liner "you don't know me that well, my happy face and my mad face are the same" lol!!

That Lafayette shit was hilarious

Last but not least, sam holding and nursing himself. That had to be the weirdest shit in true blood history.

 
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And I still think the fire monster story line with Terry is a complete waste of time. They coulda come up with something better for Terry's story.

And for some reason the funniest exchange IMO was Hoyt & Jessica

Jess: Hey Hoyt....Thank you...

Hoyt: ....Fuck you Jessica....
 
Will Munny;4704457 said:
Nosign sam nursing himself being the weirdest moment. Sam and bill in the shower was far more strange.

They found away to make Sam gay, He was about to make out with himself which was some creepy shit..

lol when Shookie was throwing away her Fairy powers and hit Jason and Jason respond with "its ok it was only my head"

lol at Hoyt saying you fuck my best friend and sucked his dick, Hoyt acting like a bitch being butt hurt over Jessica let that shit go, your bitch chose another dude because you a soft ass momma boy...he need to find that lil thick church girl that his mom tried sit him up with and stop crying about that bitch.
 
@(UNKNOWN) Co sign that shit about Hoyt....he's so weak. He act like it was easy for Jessica to break up with him. Like she said she did love him but people fall out of love every day. He need to stop feeling sorry for himself. Cuz technically she wasn't fuckin nobody else while they was together. He had already kicked her out by the time she start fuckin with Jason anyway. And I know it was his best friend but that mean he need to be mad at Jason more...not her IMO. He's been mad for too long about that shit.......... And I have a feeling that his mama is the ringleader of the supernatuaral hating MFs.

 
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So I was thinking.... (and this may sound completely ridiculous) but I think the person who pulled the gun on Hoyt and made him get in the car was....(Drum roll please)....Hoyt's mom. I think Hoyt's mom may be involved with those "masked kill all the supernatural" dudes. The way Sam's chick (shifted into Sam form) was talking about how that place they found Jessica was smelling like cheetos (Hoyt's mom made a cheetos reference in an episode during one of the first couple of seasons), and having a bad diet, and being a heavy person. I think she is involved.
 
young_belvi;4705874 said:
So I was thinking.... (and this may sound completely ridiculous) but I think the person who pulled the gun on Hoyt and made him get in the car was....(Drum roll please)....Hoyt's mom. I think Hoyt's mom may be involved with those "masked kill all the supernatural" dudes. The way Sam's chick (shifted into Sam form) was talking about how that place they found Jessica was smelling like cheetos (Hoyt's mom made a cheetos reference in an episode during one of the first couple of seasons), and having a bad diet, and being a heavy person. I think she is involved.

Exactly what i was thinking too...

 
shout out to Alcid for literally diving into the pussy

I need to do that shit

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I don't think salome is crazy or believes in Lilith at all. It's just like bill said, she's out for power. She's just doing what she saw roman doing with the whole "lilith wants it this way" bull shit. It's just like russel said to roman before he staked him. Russel is on to salome's bull shit and he knows more than what he's leading on. Salome is basically doing what russel wanted all along. That's making the human race second class citizens and taking orders from the vampires. Remember russel said that the human race is destructive to the world(or something like that).

Warlow better be fucking count dracula or some shit(or at least a super ancient vamp). I don't know about y'all but dracula >>>>> lilith lol.

RawAce;4705986 said:
shout out to Alcid for literally diving into the pussy

I need to do that shit

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lol re-up!!!!

 
I'm lost to why Warlow would stop feeding on Sookie's mother who was a fairy to check for a band aid in the back seat.

This shit with sookie is turning into I know what you did last summer.

The shit with Terry is terrible The lafeyette storyline is terrible. And the shit with Tara is terrible. It's like they tried to had to make every single character have a plot line. Pam and Tara are only seen in the club not involved with any other characters. Shit is stupid.

And Hoyt's mom must be in on this. When Sam and Launa was at the room they were saying a very large women was here. And that they smelled Cheetos. I think Hoyt's mom.
 
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Stephen Moyer's directorial debut did not disappoint, unlike his onscreen counterpart. He brought out the best in most of the cast, not just his wife. Bill has changed, but not for the better, by a long shot. It's amazing how Bill can use who/what he is to justify everything he does, for better and for worse. Bill refused to turn his dying daughter for the right reasons but killed the mother with an infant daughter for the wrong ones, namely because he's been duped like every other vamp but Eric into believing Salome's bullshit about "Lilith." As for Bill's claim at episode's end that he's "evolving," that's more bullshit. Mainstreamers evolved. Roman evolved. Godric evolved. Bill just reverted back to type because of Salome and now an innocent mother and her newborn child are paying the price. Bill's plan to convert the mainstreamers by destroying all the Tru Blood factories is naive, dumb and dangerous. For one thing, the U.S. Tru Blood factories can't be the only ones in the world and for Bill to assume otherwise is a huge tactical error on his part. Eliminating what is arguably the mainstreamers' only food source not only endagers the humans, it could provoke more of them into forming/joining anti-supe hate groups, endangering humans and vamps (among other supes) alike. When it comes to Bill, I don't know which is worse: when he whines about being a vamp or when he embraces it. Either way, innocent people get hurt, which is why I have no symapthy for Bill whatsoever.

Just when it seems like Sam Trammell could not possibly get better, he does. His skills at imitating characters on this show is brilliant, from last season's "Sammy" to this week's "Lam," aka Luna/Sam. Re the latter, ST perfectly epitomized a woman trapped in a man's body, from the walk to the talk. "Sam squared" also proved quite useful in the hate crime investigation, whether it was Sam's cobra-influenced interrogation or Lam's sniffing out the perps. Re the Sam squared couch scene, I was afraid that there would be face-sucking involved, but was relieved when Sam just kissed Lam's forehead. Luna's skinwalking was a huge risk, especially since she hasn't fully recovered, but since she wanted to do something about the creeps who shot her and Sam and shot at Emma, I think it was brave. Sam's shifting into a cobra in order to get the info about the hate group was genius, plus there's a valuable lesson: never piss off a shifter with a grudge against you who can turn into something that can kill you.
 
young_belvi;4705874 said:
So I was thinking.... (and this may sound completely ridiculous) but I think the person who pulled the gun on Hoyt and made him get in the car was....(Drum roll please)....Hoyt's mom. I think Hoyt's mom may be involved with those "masked kill all the supernatural" dudes. The way Sam's chick (shifted into Sam form) was talking about how that place they found Jessica was smelling like cheetos (Hoyt's mom made a cheetos reference in an episode during one of the first couple of seasons), and having a bad diet, and being a heavy person. I think she is involved.

I don't believe Hoyt's mom (Maxine) behind the hate group things cause she always have love for Sam and she took Sam's brother Tommy, treated him like a son and suddenly she hates shapeshifter now?...it doesn't make sense to me. She always hate vampire for sure...could she be here for Jessica only and hopefully his son killed Jessica?.

Remember Andy showed up at Bud's house asked for help and while his wife away and there's a fat lady there too asked Bud to hurry up and get in the hot tub.

 
darkrain;4711308 said:
young_belvi;4705874 said:
So I was thinking.... (and this may sound completely ridiculous) but I think the person who pulled the gun on Hoyt and made him get in the car was....(Drum roll please)....Hoyt's mom. I think Hoyt's mom may be involved with those "masked kill all the supernatural" dudes. The way Sam's chick (shifted into Sam form) was talking about how that place they found Jessica was smelling like cheetos (Hoyt's mom made a cheetos reference in an episode during one of the first couple of seasons), and having a bad diet, and being a heavy person. I think she is involved.

I don't believe Hoyt's mom (Maxine) behind the hate group things cause she always have love for Sam and she took Sam's brother Tommy, treated him like a son and suddenly she hates shapeshifter now?...it doesn't make sense to me. She always hate vampire for sure...could she be here for Jessica only and hopefully his son killed Jessica?.

Remember Andy showed up at Bud's house asked for help and while his wife away and there's a fat lady there too asked Bud to hurry up and get in the hot tub.

Remember Tommy was trying to scam her out of her house. I think it is Hoyt's mother
 

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