Da Official True Blood Season 5 Thread

[BoldChild]

So Jason is becoming mentally ill. Nigga seeing shit, hearing voices.

 

[BoldChild]

watch this nigga reform

Edit: lol, knew it.

Well this was on hell of a cliffhanger. -_-

 

[PaperPlaneJane]

WTF?!?!?

 

[Already Home_17]

true blood always have the goat clifhangers to get you interested in the next season

and that lilith bitch can get the dick, after she takes a shower of course

 

[Ajackson17]

A whole nother year waiting for true blood, damn. I got to finish boardwalk now.

 

[bignorm]

Bill turned into Count Dracula

 

[BoldChild]

lol @ the producers/writers ethering Andy like that. He finally had something good going, now he done lost his girl, and now he a single parent with 6 kids.

He about to get back on the V.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

lol @ their strategy. They finish a lackluster season with n intriguing ending. Now if you were ready to give up the show, you going to want to at least give the first episode a shot to see what's going to happen. Well played True Blood writers, well played.

 

[young_belvi]

I thought this season was just ...weird, but I still liked it better than last season and all that wacky witch/possession shit. Nothing else to add other than Tara was looking pretty damn fuckable in the leopard tights.

 

[young_belvi]

I thought this season was just ...weird, but I still liked it better than last season and all that wacky witch/possession shit. Nothing else to add other than Tara was looking pretty damn fuckable in the leopard tights.

 

[PILL_COSBY]

That shit was G.O.A.T!!! DIDN'T SEE THAT SHIT COMING. I think this topped season 3's ending.

I was watching with my potnas and some family. Everybody thought bill was actually fucking dead. Then we all thought lillith was about to appear but it was fucking bill, oh shit. That mothafucka roared like a tiger. Eric was like WTF!!!

Russel got wacked at the fucking start GOD DAYUMN!!!

Shots out to sam "tsung" marlot


There's no more authority oh shit!!!

That fairy was a god damn freak!! she was bending her leg all the way back like it wasn't nothing

Eric was flying the whole damn show lol. Nigga was happy as fuck after he killed russel.

I knew warlow was gonna be the main focus next season

WTF?!?!?

Exactly what me and everyone else said.

lol @ the producers/writers ethering Andy like that. He finally had something good going, now he done lost his girl, and now he a single parent with 6 kids.

He about to get back on the V.

LOL shit had me dying.

 

[inthacut]

well bill really went fuckin nuts..

nice twist by making him the bad guy though.

 

[PaperPlaneJane]

The way Sam kiled Roselyn has to go down as one of the GOAT vampire deaths on the show.

I knew Pam & Tara would end up turnin in to a romantic relationship soon as Pam agreed to turn her. I think them together tho is gonna make for some hilarious scenes next season.

Jason done bumped his head and lost his damn mind. Soon as that concussion wears off and he come to his senses he gone be sorry he told Jessica that he can't love a vampire. As fucked up as that relationship is....she didn't deserve that.

Gotta give Eric props....Nigga even hides his racks in the walls thats some G shit. LOL

Poor Orphaned Jessica gone end up tagging along with Eric, Pam, Nora, & Tara next season since Bill has truned into Billith. Which might actually work since those 4 seemed to have the best story lines this season anyway.

The only thing good about the Andy/Fairy baby having scenes was Arlene, LaLa, and the random drunk chick throwing back shots and making funny as comments on the shit like they was....well....watching True Blood on TV. LOL

And I called it along time ago that Eric was gone be the one to save everybody. Now he just gotta protect everybody next season. I wouldn't be suprised is Eric ends up being the Guardian of the new Authority with Sookie on his arm, and a mansion that has millions stashed in the walls and is full of female progeny by the time the series is over. Remember eric said it himself seasons back...."Wherever I am....the women will be..." LOL.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Jason done bumped his head and lost his damn mind. Soon as that concussion wears off and he come to his senses he gone be sorry he told Jessica that he can't love a vampire. As fucked up as that relationship is....she didn't deserve that.

The fuck she didn't. She was at least partially responsible for him losing his best friend, and then when he was ready to take that step to be with her and make it worth the sacrifice she basically shitted on him.

 

[PaperPlaneJane]

LMAO!!

Oh and Pam & Jason had the best lines...

"Must all roads lead back to fuckin' Sookie?!?" - Pam (after finding out the Vampire Bible states that fairies are abomanations...)

"If I want to be a fool, then I will be a fool. It's my God-given right as an American." —Jason (just being his dumb self as usual)

And I've notice every time Eric & Jason are in a scene together....Eric say and do shit just to irritate Jason. It be funny tho...

 

[PILL_COSBY]

Jason done bumped his head and lost his damn mind. Soon as that concussion wears off and he come to his senses

That's not what caused it. Remember that started happening the moment he got blasted by the fairies. It wore off for a few episodes and then came back when the elder fairy blasted him. I think whatever is happening to him is gonna lead to warlow.

 

[PaperPlaneJane]

Jason done bumped his head and lost his damn mind. Soon as that concussion wears off and he come to his senses

That's not what caused it. Remember that started happening the moment he got blasted by the fairies. It wore off for a few episodes and then came back when the elder fairy blasted him. I think whatever is happening to him is gonna lead to warlow.

Totally for got about that. So its the fairy blasts that make him see his parents then. Yeah it is probably gonna lead him to Warlow tho. I was waiting on Sookie to read his mind to see what was going on with him...I'm like bitch just read his mind and stop asking him whats wrong when you clearly see theres something wrong with this fool.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

LMAO!!

"Must all roads lead back to fuckin' Sookie?!?" - Pam (after finding out the Vampire Bible states that fairies are abomanations...)

Actually, Pam said that when Jessica told her that Bill and Eric were crazy and didn't want to save Sookie from Russel.

When Pam found out what the Vampire Bible stated, she said "Maybe there is something to this religion after all."

I only point that out because it was a good line too.

 

[PILL_COSBY]

Jason done bumped his head and lost his damn mind. Soon as that concussion wears off and he come to his senses

That's not what caused it. Remember that started happening the moment he got blasted by the fairies. It wore off for a few episodes and then came back when the elder fairy blasted him. I think whatever is happening to him is gonna lead to warlow.

Totally for got about that. So its the fairy blasts that make him see his parents then. Yeah it is probably gonna lead him to Warlow tho. I was waiting on Sookie to read his mind to see what was going on with him...I'm like bitch just read his mind and stop asking him whats wrong when you clearly see theres something wrong with this fool.

I said the same thing lol. Sometimes writers be fucking up though, like they forget certain aspects they created. Like when eric was trying to run away from people instead of flying. Or how they make sam get captured and he doesn't shift into an ant or some shit. I like how this season really showed off the supernaturals abilities though. For a minute I almost forgot they were vampers, shifters, and wolves lol.

 

[PILL_COSBY]

@CAIN1 AND THE REST OF YOU LILITH FANS OUT THERE.
http://community.allhiphop.com/disc...ica-clarkplays-lilith-on-true-blood-season-5#