D_Scholar's Retaliation: Text-style diss against Paralell Rhymes (NOW WITH AUDIO)

[BackInWhite]

I had lots of fun with my battle with TopCat, and @ParallelRhymes took shots at me in that thread. So I decided to write a text-style.

This is only for niggas with time to read. If you ain't interested, don't c'mon here saying "didn't read" or post that "Ain't nobody got Time for that" meme...lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTWbleF5wTI

Here's a hip hop scholar that's raps are just ass

PhD in wack lyrics and a minor in trash

If I woke up in your body then I'm killing me fast

I guess that's suicidal homicide I'd do it and laugh

Worthless like a scholar that can't pass the BAR

Matter fact pass your bars before I start passing scars

Drive by and hear shots from 3 different passing cars

The dean to this scholar so really it's a waste of time

Like I'm throwing drugs out the window just wasting lines

So...something something something, something fuck you.

Hooker type flow cause you fuck'n suck dude

Shoot you in a Marlins fitted right where the M's at

If those lines were test prep I'd hate to see your MCAT

Speaking of cats....

I ain't forgot about TopCat aka the King Pussy

Joe Sun flow I start rolling when you push me

He talked all that shit but came off as the Pink Panther (silent)

Saying his bars sick but I take shots and drink cancer (violent)

Dude caught the gay gene needs to rearrage his helix (actin' dyke)

His flow spans light spectrums but I paint it like Felix (black and white)

Bob and weave through your punch lines zigzag like Devin Hester

Fly like Tweety Bird leave you starving like Sylvester

My G's move in silence yours move like lasagna in Garfield

See you in the streets and the news gonna ask who that car killed

The Jerry to your Tom you ain't never gonna catch me

Side note: Top has herpes the new Itchy and Scratchy

My team brings rockets your team brings Meowth

If e-murder gets you life then they ain't letting me out

We can make it family friendly I'm still whoopin on their tushies

Whole dang post was about a bunch of pussies

*Waits for crowd to be silent*

This nigga called my bars whack. And suggested an overhaul!

Don’t say that! Cause I stay strapped, like a pair of overalls

You see I’m the real Top Cat, and it’s clear I’m over ya’ll

But overall, your diss really hurt me..SYCKE!! I’m just busting balls

Busting bars and spitting lines, and rushing ya’ll till I reach that finish line

D_Scholar got that vital service

Of instructing emcees on making violent murders

So if you ~try-to-corner~ or ~ fuck with-my-supporters~ – nigga you can’t afford it!

But my true scholarly specialty is in lyrical economics

Which means this professor here, will not be questioned by any dean who tries pwn it

If you call yourself a “dean,” you better know your reputation in this college

Students go to deans just to complain…they always go to the scholar for knowledge!

And just because you’re the dean, that don’t mean you own my black ass [pause]

Stupid! Deans aren’t bosses...they’re administrators, dumbass!

Swearing that you pimping?! Are you aware of my tenure position?

Who’s occupation are you dissin? You need to check your own description.

Let me make it clear for you, so you won’t forget it dawg:

You only give me my paychecks, nigga! You do not tell me how to do my job!

So why are you even here? You can’t fuck with D_Scholar’s swag

U spend the whole semester imitating my academics…but you’ll never have my class!

I get tools from Jersey, that’s where I get my prints done (Princeton)

Watch your girl around me…if I Haverford the night (I have her for the night) she’s bound to have fun

I take a bitch to heaven. But if she fronts, she will catch hell

And if I take your Connecticut bitch, she most certainly will Yell (Yale)

I get the win….You take the loss….That’s not hard to tell…..Let’s get it fucking straight

So if I see the “W”, that means You (U) see (C) L, and that’s a fucking A! (UCLA)

If I’m going at Duke, it means I’ll shoot with a Georgia Tech

Bullets enter into the veins and burst through your chest

But I ain’t worried about no Kevlar vest

Cause when I shoot, I aim into the veins – I give that I-V league best (Ivy League)

But you already know….. My Cyphers Always Triumph

^^See? I already passed the MCAT, do u see what I’m implyin’?

But don’t be spastic u stupid lil' faggot. You also have test scores to match this

Congratulations my nigga, you just passed the LSAT! ‘Losing Sorely At This’

And what’s worse, is that all your “E-murders” are E-maginary

Which mean, TopCat will not lose his wig tonight…that nigga’s like Tyler Perry

So alright, I’ll teach you the spatial dimensions of your name

So everyone will finally know why ParallelRhymes is such a fucking lame:

My rhymes are the centerfield linebackers: rough niggas, always on the grind

They’ll tear through your opposition and yardage the whole nine

So if your rhymes are parallel to mines……..

You must be far from the action?!...I’m guessing you sitting on the sideline

While my rhymes enjoy all the shine

My rhymes are distinguished teachers: they give the best lessons

Pay attention and learn lil’nigga, I’m in the center of attention

But if your rhymes are parallel to mines………….

You obviously can’t be inside, so you must outside. Why?

…..because you haven’t qualified for my course.

You lack prerequisite skills to be an emcee, of course!

Just think about it, it’s all symmetry my nigga

So when I say you’re ‘out of my class’ I mean that literally my nigga!

My rhymes are the airplane fuselage,

lodged between plane wings that are large

And within these rhymes you’ll find valuable essentials and precious cargo

PR, so far do you follow?

I’m just making sure not to lose you here^^^

Cause I’m working very hard to school you here, and I hope that’s very clear

Okay…so……….if your rhymes are parallel to mine……

you must be the muthaphuckin wings?!

Which kinda makes me think?

A winner needs a loser, right? So that muthafucka can win!

So in conclusion, PRif you're losing, you actually do have a reason to be alive!

The reason why I keep losers like you, next to me,

is because when they see me, next to you, they’ll know I’m fly

I’m that soaring muthafucka u want to be! Nigga, I reach heights!

Wings are like losers....they can make a nigga fly, it’s true

And losers are like wings cause they get damaged, they always do

Doom~is~what~I~bring, lil nigga! Understand that? Can you?

In case you still don't get it, I'll break this down for dude:

It means that when I start to rhyme, I'll be inflicting damage on you

But I hope you understand, wings are easily replaceable

So every time you lose, there’s another nigga stepping in, replacing you

But don’t be depressed if you lose, it’s cool

Cause once we battle, I’m sure you’ll be asking for more damage very soon…….

But before you do, I’ll leave you with a history lesson too:

The Egyptians revered felines, so I buried TopCat in a tomb

I just disembowaled this pussy here.....I guess he’s gonna be mummified too!

And don’t get it twisted Top Cat....a bonus round is not a rematch

It just means I enjoy kicking ass….all you need to do is look above to see that^^^

*kicks dead body of PR to Top Cat to send a message*

didn't read

 

[FyHunnit]

 

[_Menace_]

PR won and he doesn't need to drop. Lol you should've done an audio that is too much bars ain't no body got time to read all that lol.

 

[DOPEdweebz]

Arsonal?

 

[FyHunnit]

PR won and he doesn't need to drop. Lol you should've done an audio that is too much bars ain't no body got time to read all that lol.

Yeah, Parellel got hella bars. This ain't Top Cat..

 

[BackInWhite]

ok i take my post back, i read 1 bar: "wings are like losers.....they can make a nigga fly, it's true"

wik wik wack

 

[Billy_Poncho]

How much real-life shit did you neglect to make this?

 

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[FyHunnit]

Most disrespectful part of the thread is the fact you misspelled my name in the thread title...I'm mad now.

He also said you can't tell him how to do his job, and that he's the center of attention

/instigation

 

[BackInWhite]

DON'T READ THAT SHIT

i read like 1 paragraph and that nigga super doo doo

 

[D_Rap_Scholar]

I knew I was gonna get that Shenco treatment...hahaha, but fuck it, you nigga got jokes. That's one thing I've always enjoyed about the IC. And yes, I do have a life (I'm a full time student with a part time job), but I do this for fun. If you don't like it, that's fine. Just wanted to give the IC some E-drama and a lil' entertainment

 

[D_Rap_Scholar]

"My rhymes are the centerfield linebackers: rough niggas, always on the grind"

It's a geometry reference -

If you are paralell to what is central (being located in the center) I'm trying to suggest that you are peripheral

Line Backers on the centerfield vs. niggas the sidelines

Teachers that are "Center of Attention" vs. niggas who can't even get into the class

Fuseleage of plane of the plane (the part of a plane that contain the valuables and cargo) vs. wings (which are replaceable, and who's only purpose is to make the body of the plane "fly")

 

[D_Rap_Scholar]

I feel like you're trying to call me stupid right now...ion lyke dat shyt.

*opens up Notepad*

Of course nigga, I'm here to school you...gangsta geometry, mathematical tru crime

 

[Trollio]

Nigga fell off after he lost to me

You the ic x factor

 

[D_Rap_Scholar]

I'm open to shots and criticisms, but some constructive feedback would be nice...except from PR, just like I told you nigga, "You do not tell me how to do my job!"

 

[DarthRozay]

lol your wings line was about airplanes? I instantly thought of the food for some reason, maybe it's cause im hungry

 

[D_Rap_Scholar]

Think that's the first time in all my battles that I've ever recorded one of the text disses on this site

Go with Christ Rap Scholar.

Nigga I'm not dead

Nah I'm playing, you killed me senseless. Paralell gave me a Pair of Ls ....he done put D_Scholar on sabbaticaL-L

 

[TonyDubbz]

Yall niggas in trouble now

 

[TonyDubbz]

nah ima wait.. thanks for pointing that out