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[MC The Rapper]

i'll beat ya fucking ass/wiih a with bag of broken glass/if you were nun you would't get a pass/you'll get put in a cast/in front of the church everybody looking like I just fucked pope john paul in the ass/i don't say shit just throw up my middle finger and laugh/or I tie you up to a bus by ya nuts/after I stick a nine inch knife in ya gut/put a cloth napkin in the gas tank and light it up/or set your house on fire/while humming Mariah/or Sharika and be's beautiful liar/in my elvis attire/ on X,acid and special k I don't know if i can get higher/run around in circles until I get tired/I'm a ticking time bomb/of naplam//with pills in my palm/one time I take the pills kim uses to stop from being a mom/

no homo to the john paul line

 

[gee757]

With one leg left, now I'm jumpin around crippled

I grabbed a butcher knife and sliced off her right nipple

Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick

Itsy Bitsy teenie weenie, Go go gadget dick!

LOL@ go go gadget dick...smh@ wiggaz & houseniggaz supportin WACK shit like that..

 

[DatNiggaB1]

I jus come in here to LMAO...........so LMMFBAOOOOOOOOO

 

[rip.dilla]

LMAO at this thread. Fucking ridiculous. Hehehehe...

 

[Food & Liquor]

*Insert shouting here*

Dope thread btw

 

[__illmaticz]

Its Slim Shady

swallowin down some man gravy

I'm not gay I'm jus a lady been cross dressin since the mid 80's

and I'm wit Hailey

eatin at Jacc in a Box daily

smacced a burger out of her hand and said "don't have a cow baby"

Oh yeah fucc Kim, fucc her and fucc them

If I did send her to Satan, she'd probably fucc him

lol..........

 

[innercity99]

kim played me once she played me twice

ill kill that bitch

than get the Doctor

bring her back to life

than marry her

my mom i hate her

she was always drunk

Hailey i love u baby and Laney to

Detroit what Detroit what!

the bold u have to yell like em does the rest u have to harmonize and sing like em does (u know the singing with emotion shadyteam talks about)

Lmaoooooooooo dead/

 

[Mumo X]

LOL@ go go gadget dick...smh@ wiggaz & houseniggaz supportin WACK shit like that..

cosign

Feminem music lacks soul like most crackkkaz music.....

Em is Garbage

 

[stupot0607]

I Used to take drugggsss and im still here *crying and shouting*

Blah Blah Blah

Cheesy Rhyme and Metaphors, Im White, Possibly a Vanilla Ice Refrence.

Raped by someone or some bullshit.

 

[innercity99]

I remember my first date, she was sort of a stank ho

So I ran to the store, got some condoms in fake gold

She was a pro, matter fact she sucked me senseless

Gave me dome so good, I forgot what I learned the past six years

I blacked out and woke up kinda delerious

Ran up out the house, forgot who fuckin crib it was

I'm sick as fuck. You niggers need to get your lyrics up

Get creative. I swear that I'd tear an instrumental up

This shit writes itself. No I am not a genius, I'm jeanless/gene/less

I have no parents and I walk around showing my penis

Back to this chick, her name started with a K

I ate the shit outta her pussy till she farted on my face

I'm harder than a garder belt on a fat ass stripper

Nigger nigger nigger nigger black ass nigger

Lmaoooo killed it

 

[damobb2deep]

I'm a millionaire and I'm still white trash/ ima stop sayin fuck u now its "gimme that ass"/ I felt sorry 4 talkin bout killin women and shyt/ then I thought "wtf man u not that bytch"...

 

[damobb2deep]

i'll beat ya fucking ass/wiih a with bag of broken glass/if you were nun you would't get a pass/you'll get put in a cast/in front of the church everybody looking like I just fucked pope john paul in the ass/i don't say shit just throw up my middle finger and laugh/or I tie you up to a bus by ya nuts/after I stick a nine inch knife in ya gut/put a cloth napkin in the gas tank and light it up/or set your house on fire/while humming Mariah/or Sharika and be's beautiful liar/in my elvis attire/ on X,acid and special k I don't know if i can get higher/run around in circles until I get tired/I'm a ticking time bomb/of naplam//with pills in my palm/one time I take the pills kim uses to stop from being a mom/

no homo to the john paul line

Sounds like him lol...

 

[gee757]

cosign

Feminem music lacks soul like most crackkkaz music.....

Em is Garbage

like i told u on da jack hiphop LOST fa allowin a racist redneck 2 b da highest sellin artist eva! smh

 

[frozenheartwjlb]

Damn I have never seen so many lame jokes in on thread haha. Shit sounds like my dad when he makes fun of rap, and he is trying to be funny. At least try to mimic him.

There he go perfected his flow/ got thsi rap game caught in a choke hold/ so behold the greatest being to touch a mic/ yes thats my dick girl, it looks bigger in real life/ I just might run out of the place/ Fuckin with shady your future will be erased/ So why hesitate when talkin about the best/ If my name aint in, but your weak ass list to rest/ I'm killin these metaphores/ Ran up in Christina's ass so hard/ she cant remember the words to the national anthem no more/ I'm a sore in the worlds ass/ i'm the gas that will never pass/

 

[H-Rap 180]

Waddup H-Rap how you livin pimp? You good?

Back stateside still a lil sore from jet-skiing....

like i told u on da jack hiphop LOST fa allowin a racist redneck 2 b da highest sellin artist eva! smh

Goo-Gobbler, everlasting Gobstopper
My Mom grabs my hammer and slathers it down with slobber
Pre-teens jerking my turkey-wing outside Burgerking
blood-curdling screams in my dreams while Im murdering
Die bitch I hate you now Im gonna tape you
Hailey riding me piggy back and clapping while I rape you
the ghost of Proof is on the roof with a missing front tooth
drinking 80 proof then he fell like Tupac in "Juice"
Nightmares of Kim that whore' was makin funny faces
woke up to Uncle Ronnie touching me in funny places
Just took a Oxycotin pill and injected some penicillin
now Im grinnin just like a Scoobie-Doo villian

 

[gee757]

Goo-Gobbler, everlasting Gobstopper

My Mom grabs my hammer and slathers it down with slobber

Pre-teens jerking my turkey-wing outside Burgerking

blood-curdling screams in my dreams while Im murdering

Die bitch I hate you now Im gonna tape you

Hailey riding me piggy back and clapping while I rape you

the ghost of Proof is on the roof with a missing front tooth

drinking 80 proof then he fell like Tupac in "Juice"

Nightmares of Kim that whore' was makin funny faces

woke up to Uncle Ronnie touching me in funny places

Just took a Oxycotin pill and injected some penicillin

now Im grinnin just like a Scoobie-Doo villian

smh NYYYYCE! dead@ proof on da roof missin a front toof....HA!

 

[bkkbully]

Wack..........

 

[Monizzle]

cosign

Feminem music lacks soul like most crackkkaz music.....

Em is Garbage

I agree most white music doesn't have soul but honestly black people following the souless music and its a damn shame. Have you heard Jason Derulo, Jay Sean, Tao Cruz, etc. Same thing with drake, kanye when he was trying to sing and many other examples. They are so pop and have no soul. Its one of the main reasons R&B is more dead than hip hop. Besides chris brown and trey songz and John Legend most these R&B clowns cant sing for shit. I had never heard of esperanza spalding before sunday and i know excatly why i had not. She actually is talented and has soul and corporate music heads don't be putting that shit on. All they put on is these lame souless sellout negroes. God forbid a black artist picks up a guitar like BB King or picks up a trumpet like Wynton Marsalis you never hear about them. Thats why Jenifer hudson who has an amazing voice don't even be getting plays on hip hop and r&B joints cause she actually got soul.

 

[VIBE]

Even the haters want to secretly like Eminem and look up to him.

H-Rap droppin' the hottest verses though.

gee still stay dick riding H, sad shit...

 

[damobb2deep]

Damn I have never seen so many lame jokes in on thread haha. Shit sounds like my dad when he makes fun of rap, and he is trying to be funny. At least try to mimic him.

There he go perfected his flow/ got thsi rap game caught in a choke hold/ so behold the greatest being to touch a mic/ yes thats my dick girl, it looks bigger in real life/ I just might run out of the place/ Fuckin with shady your future will be erased/ So why hesitate when talkin about the best/ If my name aint in, but your weak ass list to rest/ I'm killin these metaphores/ Ran up in Christina's ass so hard/ she cant remember the words to the national anthem no more/ I'm a sore in the worlds ass/ i'm the gas that will never pass/

Lmao!! Christina!!! Damn u ate that 1 up lol