Create an Emenim Verse

[Calii Comfort]

'my mom hates me so does kim, i wanna stab some ones limb'

 

[H-Rap 180]

With one leg left, now I'm jumpin around crippled
I grabbed a butcher knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Itsy Bitsy teenie weenie, Go go gadget dick!

 

[dalyricalbandit]

kim played me once she played me twice
ill kill that bitch
than get the Doctor
bring her back to life
than marry her
my mom i hate her
she was always drunk
Hailey i love u baby and Laney to
Detroit what Detroit what!

the bold u have to yell like em does the rest u have to harmonize and sing like em does (u know the singing with emotion shadyteam talks about)

 

[Calii Comfort]

'i was bullied i hate you i hate the world i hate kim i hate mom i love hailey'

 

[StillDreaming]

With one leg left, now I'm jumpin around crippled

I grabbed a butcher knife and sliced off her right nipple

Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick

Itsy Bitsy teenie weenie, Go go gadget dick!

LMAO you stupid man

 

[Cutler 26 INT's LOL!]

Kim played me, the devil made me
Mom neva gave a fuck so i went to school buck naked without shavin
Always on edge, pushed mom off the ledge, Haylie wanted her back so I gave her Michael Jackson instead (whoops)

 

[BReddy2]

this a neat lil thread idea homie

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

i used to sell pizzas

now i got 12 visas

so tell jesus ima quit sinnin when hell freezes

 

[kingofbama205]

I met Ke$ha while I was watching Moesha..tried to slick her throat but she ws on ether so I stuffed her in my fucking trunk til she got fever..met justin bieber took pic of his dick now it's on my wall no balls fuck yall!

 

[wordsRweapons]

Shady is the Goat, but Ill try

Shadys back in that ass like my spines in your colon,youre out of your mind if you think you control him,Marshalls back to life, grab a mic, get out of my hair, scratch the lice, smash and dice, gash your eyes, you aint seeing me eye to eye when we stand upright, I got a lot of Stans Alright? But that was the plan, to gain as much fans as I can and to make to it big and blow up like soda cans underneath the force of thousands of pounds of man, haters pound the sand like punching bags, a bunch of fags wishing they had half the life of the underwear underneath the hairiest part of my ass, yall dont stand half a chance trying to attack me when Im out my stance now that ive comeback, ive relapsed its time to drink jack, no I dont mean liquor you dumbass, Im talking about choppin him up into a blender to watch as his skull collapses until it dulls his synapses and chug him like cooled malassis.

 

[nujerz84]

I met Ke$ha while I was watching Moesha..tried to slick her throat but she ws on ether so I stuffed her in my fucking trunk til she got fever..met justin bieber took pic of his dick now it's on my wall no balls fuck yall!

LMAO damn...

 

[Cutler 26 INT's LOL!]

round 2

I wanna fuck Nicki Minaj like a dog in heat
Killed her on her own shit I call it Roman's Defeat
Walked in her room and she layin buck naked
Don't rape me Slim i think im sick
What?! Fuck dat shit!! Dun da dun dun GO GO GADGET DICK!

 

[wordsRweapons]

Eminem > H-Raps favorite rapper

 

[kingofbama205]

Shady is the Goat, but Ill try

Shadys back in that ass like my spines in your colon,youre out of your mind if you think you control him,Marshalls back to life, grab a mic, get out of my hair, scratch the lice, smash and dice, gash your eyes, you aint seeing me eye to eye when we stand upright, I got a lot of Stans Alright? But that was the plan, to gain as much fans as I can and to make to it big and blow up like soda cans underneath the force of thousands of pounds of man, haters pound the sand like punching bags, a bunch of fags wishing they had half the life of the underwear underneath the hairiest part of my ass, yall dont stand half a chance trying to attack me when Im out my stance now that ive comeback, ive relapsed its time to drink jack, no I dont mean liquor you dumbass, Im talking about choppin him up into a blender to watch as his skull collapses until it dulls his synapses and chug him like cooled malassis.

somebody ghost wrote this shit for you didn't they??

 

[wordsRweapons]

somebody ghost wrote this shit for you didn't they??

lol naw I wrote that real talk.

 

[P. Town]

I hate you mom!
I wanna slice your palm!
Fuck you Kim!
Stick your head in spinnin rims!
Hailey is coming with me
Bitch can't do nothin to me!
Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. 66Hundred]

Its Slim Shady
swallowin down some man gravy
I'm not gay I'm jus a lady been cross dressin since the mid 80's
and I'm wit Hailey
eatin at Jacc in a Box daily
smacced a burger out of her hand and said "don't have a cow baby"
Oh yeah fucc Kim, fucc her and fucc them
If I did send her to Satan, she'd probably fucc him

 

[dalyricalbandit]

i wanna see shadyteam write one

 

[soul rattler]

I remember my first date, she was sort of a stank ho

So I ran to the store, got some condoms in fake gold

She was a pro, matter fact she sucked me senseless

Gave me dome so good, I forgot what I learned the past six years

I blacked out and woke up kinda delerious

Ran up out the house, forgot who fuckin crib it was

I'm sick as fuck. You niggers need to get your lyrics up

Get creative. I swear that I'd tear an instrumental up

This shit writes itself. No I am not a genius, I'm jeanless/gene/less

I have no parents and I walk around showing my penis

Back to this chick, her name started with a K

I ate the shit outta her pussy till she farted on my face

I'm harder than a garder belt on a fat ass stripper

Nigger nigger nigger nigger black ass nigger

 

[Tree Fiddy]

Waddup H-Rap how you livin pimp? You good?