Create a Lil Wayne "shit" couplet

[sully]

I make hits, but put that 's' in the front

if i'm not making bowel movements, i'm eating up the cunt

a-b-c-d-e-f-g

h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p

q-r-s, t-u-v-

w-x, y, and z

not i know my abc's

next time won't you rap with tunechi.

 

[CashmoneyDux]

"I be shittin on the toilet i need an alka seltzer sandwich"

 

[DanknDrank]

Tunechi be the shit, ain't I a stinker

Young Money in this hoe, this rap shit is our sphincter

Shoot your nose off, nigga I will Sphinx ya

Make it ugly in this bitch, I will Leon Spinks ya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[moedays]

I'm sorry, I tried but my brain just doesn't go to that level of wackness.

 

[MD_EGA]

u niggas lookin constipated

my nina act like prune juice

give ya ass bout 2 shots

bet it knock yo shit loose

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

some of yall being too lyrical just remember if you thinked you dumbed it down....dumb it down twice as much to get to 2012 wayne level.....also try using more lyrics about screwing a chick or being a wanna be blood

 

[DanknDrank]

I'm sorry, I tried but my brain just doesn't go to that level of wackness.

Well then get your "wanna be overly educated" ass out of here

 

[sully]

how do i know i'm not a crip? / i got blood in my shit

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

>my reaction when I realized lab is actually lil wayne

 

[Copper]

call me russell crowe/

im glad-he-8-her/

 

[DMTxTHC]

Fuckin this white bitch, now I her cum rushin (Russian)

gushing, bitch I'm the shit no flushing

Ho it's Weezy wee from YMCMB

On my iPhone I get more facetime than TMZ

 

[HustleThaDon]

smh niggas not understanding the premise

 

[FucktheIC]

Fuck my bitch? Pay every red cent.

or she'll shit in your apartment

Meaning she gon' let weezy in

Then weezy just gon' shit again.

 

[MARIO_DRO]

I SIT TALL LIKE A HIGH CHAIR

LONG HAIR, STILL DONT CARE

MONEY BIG SO I FREE BALL, NO DRAWZ

(looks over at baby and says YEAAAHHHH)

 

[MD_EGA]

some of yall still dont get the title your suppose to rap abt shit while being funny

 

[SlickestR]

they call me Tunechi, that mean i tune in when there's pussy

Girls like my privates, the only thing i give em is a private party

weed make my eyes bleed, i'm slow off that promethazine

i got so much money, i deposit these bitches like a bank machine

 

[DanknDrank]

some of yall still dont get the title your suppose to rap abt shit while being funny

Ding ding ding!...can't believe these simple bastards still aint figure it out yet

 

[moedays]

I'm sorry, I tried but my brain just doesn't go to that level of wackness.

Well then get your "wanna be overly educated" ass out of here

Well then I guess your under educated ass belongs in here.

 

[DanknDrank]

I'm sorry, I tried but my brain just doesn't go to that level of wackness.

Well then get your "wanna be overly educated" ass out of here

Well then I guess your under educated ass belongs in here.

Since when do you use "belongs" without talking about something that you own

And got the audacity to call me under educated...you stupid fuck

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

treat a bitch like my ten toilets so I'm on to next

TrukFit toilet paper straight from Macy's got them shits FedExed (double entendre don't even ask me how)