Crazy party stories

[BigBallsNoWorries]

Paris.White Girl. Champagne Bottle. Champagne is used. Water Works (Yes think about it lol)

 

[_Lefty]

My homeboy was drunk and straight tried to steal these people's Yorkie. I will never forget him trying to stuff it in his coat, I couldn't believe this nigga was doin it. the dog was fighting back and everything shit was beyond hilarious.

 

[contemplate]

Paris.White Girl. Champagne Bottle. Champagne is used. Water Works (Yes think about it lol)

I think I got it. You're in Paris with a white girl and you use a champagne bottle to fuck her up which leads her to crying.

 

[Rozetta5tone]

Most of the parties I go to end the same way... Niggas get drunk, somebody's bitch gets disrespected and the guns come out or a nigga gettin dragged out the house and beat down in the yard.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I don't remember much of my 21st birthday party

 

[contemplate]

Instead of asking for stories I should have asked for books.

C'mon now, I know there's more to your stories than two sentences.

 

[Sir Lurkalot]

went to a party... fight broke out... i got shot. worst party ever

 

[808HiLife808]

went to a party...got fuuuuuuuuuuucked up...ended up in this pineapple field grindin on this BUSTED ass chick...woke up in a car at a gas station holdin some nachos...woke up again at home...

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Ay couple years back I went to check my cousin at his uni in Kent. Shits a white as fuck area so the only niggas were those there to study. We have a lil house party coz of the folk like myself who were visitin'. One bitch is goin' wild, drinkin' all sorts, tryna strip on the wardrobe, her damn wig comes off when we're outside smokin' and she chases it down the road smh

End of the night and it's time to either find a bitch to bone or find somewhere to sleep. I leave with this girl and come back about 1 the next day. House smells fishy as fuck. One girl comes up to me, "Yo Cellar, that girl (wild one) fuckin' stinks". I'm there thinkin', "smh bitches man. This shit is why you hoes don't have friends" til she walks past me and I get a whiff. Damn bitch stank.

So my cousin calls me into his friend's room with a problem. Room smells awful. He goes, "fam that bitch with the wig slept in here last night"

Piss all over the bed. This nasty bitch pissed herself while drunk and stayed the entire fuckin' mornin' eatin' lunch with us and shit smh.

Worse yet, walkin' around campus I see a dude I kno' and he asks me how the party was. I tell him the tale and he says, "wait wait. Tall, thin, thinks she's hot? Fam she done the exact same shit last week at so and so's" smh

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

My first college party and it was a highlighter/black light party This shit was straight out a gotdamn movie. it was like every cliche you've ever seen come to life. Now i've been to the club and i've been to many of hood house parties with the same ending. partying with white ppl was way different.

I step into the frat house and its beer cans everywhere. there was big punch bowl with red shit in it and tons of red cups. I walk past the steps and its girls kissing and fingering each other right there on the steps with a bunch of highlighter shit on them.

A nigga was like

I said yall just going to do this shit on the steps? yes, no, maybe so? they didn't even pay a nigga no mind. so I proceed looking for those who trying to get chose.

I walk into the main room and this girl said uh! you cute! come dance with my friend, she's shy. bitch wasn't shy she was throwing that shit! I had to put my hands on the ceiling to support myself. I threw her the mouth piece and she feeling ya mans. I saved the # and you know I knocked it off in the following days.

These white boys tried to offer me some pills I said nah i'm good so they pop them shits and go fucking crazy. now idk if that shit they had was extra potent or they was just wild as fuck. they litterally said

"Whoooooooooooo! we about to get fucked up!" and high fived each other. thats when I knew it was real. they grabbed they glow sticks and didn't care who was in they way on some Terry Crews shit

I'm dancing with every bad bitch in there getting hella #s and the cops show up. I looked at my mans and signaled it was time to dip. white boy put his arm on my shoulder and said "relax bro! we got this, the cops can't do shit. this is my house"

the nigga was right! lol the cops didn't do shit and walked out like nothing happened. this nigga was really high. I was like they gon now you can let me go.

and he just started going on about freedom and how we all should get all along. I was like its bitches in here find you one! gtfoh me. he gon say I appreciate the realness bro I will never forget this moment. he was faded!

shit was goat. party was over at like 3am. I was gone my mans was gone. we hooked up with two freaks and went to the Coney and smashed some breakfast and it was a wrap fo the night.

 

[REV_RAGE]

Someone screamed "COPS" at a tank party/laughing gas, balloons went flying and ravers were beating their own asses running slap into walls and shit. I got a cold burn moving the fucking tank to another room at the motel, as someone finally got the door opened as people began to spill out into pile blocking the hallway.

Side Thought: Is it me? Seems every time I have heard or witnessed any tree humping, LSD, MDMA or both seem to be involved?

 

[Jabu_Rule]

Saw brawls, and a few parties get shot up. My boy got stomped out and his jaws broken. They found him under a bunch of folding chairs. Saw a dude OD at a party at some model house and they were passing around treys of drugs. I don't know what he was on, but they were shouting to give him milk. Stayed at one party until 10am and i think it was still going when we left.

 

[texas409]

I hung around a lot of frat niggas in college. I've seen it all

 

[Will Munny]

as a below average D2 athlete, i had some pretty wild stories. Nothing like a SEC or Big 10 football player would have but I really did have a better party life than most in my prime.

Actually, fuck that. It was too good and shit swallowed my soul for a while. I'm 27 and still in college for a reason. I drank way to fuckin much.

 

[T. Sanford]

I remember one of my home boys told me & our other home boy that this dude he work with was having a house party & told us to come thru. So Friday night come & I'm riding to the party that was on the outskirts of the city. I pulled up & the party is live ass fuck.

So I walks in & its nothing but white folks in there (Me & my 2 other home boys was the only negros there). They are in the party playing beer pong & all types of beer games. I don't drink, so me & my peoples are posted up & checking the fly honeys out (white bitches galore & choosing hard) & a white chick walk passed us & eye fucking the shit out of me. One of my home boys said "Damn T, she staring all in your face, you gotta get her".

Then I left that spot to move around the party for awhile then was standing in a door way, talking to some people (the owner of the house who come to find out that he was a former cool coworker) & that same white chick step around me & rubbed her finger up against my elbow (while I had my arms down). She was throwing herself at me all night lol.

About 30 minutes later, a fight broke out in the garage & whenever its a fight then the party is damn near over. So I catch up with that white chick to holla & tweak her mind for awhile & grabbed her number in the process.

 

[S2J]

Hotel party for my homie's bday. Bout 10 nggas, 15 chicks. We pregame for a minute then go down to the club (H20 for my DMV peoples). We're FUKED UP. So in our fukedupness we think we just gon bumrush the door and bypass the line which is all the way down the sidewalk. It actually almost works, but you know how nggas are, they said that price ,$40, and nggas start the grumblin. Now we're making a scene LOL But people are laughin bc we all so fuked up its comedy. Ultimately we dont go in which turned out to be the real comedy. Everybody fuked up w/ nowhere to sweat it out.

-Ngga slapped a drink out homies hand, they almost fight

-My other homie fuks a fat bytch in the corner and passes out cuddled up w/ her. We still got those pics.

-I got so fuked up i jump in the shower for 30 minutes. Mfers bangin on the door i steamed up the whole suite lol....3 chicks broke the door and walked in on me naked. No fuks given, i did the dance from the movie 'Kids' haha They bet me i wouldnt go outside around the 10th floor with a towel,house slippers, and a glass of wine. Pft Won $20. Great night

 

[contemplate]

went to a party... fight broke out... i got shot. worst party ever

@Sir Lurkalot break it down

Saw brawls, and a few parties get shot up. My boy got stomped out and his jaws broken. They found him under a bunch of folding chairs. Saw a dude OD at a party at some model house and they were passing around treys of drugs. I don't know what he was on, but they were shouting to give him milk. Stayed at one party until 10am and i think it was still going when we left.

@FuriousOne break down one of those stories. Most interested in the party goin till 10 AM.

I hung around a lot of frat niggas in college. I've seen it all

@texas409‌ top three?

as a below average D2 athlete, i had some pretty wild stories. Nothing like a SEC or Big 10 football player would have but I really did have a better party life than most in my prime.

Actually, fuck that. It was too good and shit swallowed my soul for a while. I'm 27 and still in college for a reason. I drank way to fuckin much.

@Will Munny if you want to get outta college you might want to learn the difference between to and too, bro. Haha I'm messin with you I'm not but share some stories.

I remember one of my home boys told me & our other home boy that this dude he work with was having a house party & told us to come thru. So Friday night come & I'm riding to the party that was on the outskirts of the city. I pulled up & the party is live ass fuck.

So I walks in & its nothing but white folks in there (Me & my 2 other home boys was the only negros there). They are in the party playing beer pong & all types of beer games. I don't drink, so me & my peoples are posted up & checking the fly honeys out (white bitches galore & choosing hard) & a white chick walk passed us & eye fucking the shit out of me. One of my home boys said "Damn T, she staring all in your face, you gotta get her".

Then I left that spot to move around the party for awhile then was standing in a door way, talking to some people (the owner of the house who come to find out that he was a former cool coworker) & that same white chick step around me & rubbed her finger up against my elbow (while I had my arms down). She was throwing herself at me all night lol.

About 30 minutes later, a fight broke out in the garage & whenever its a fight then the party is damn near over. So I catch up with that white chick to holla & tweak her mind for awhile & grabbed her number in the process.

@T. Sandord my nigga is there a chapter two tho? your story is about getting a bitches number at a party? Big night for you or what?

 

[Max.]

I murked like 80 people at a party

 

[Max.]

Rip

 

[T. Sanford]

went to a party... fight broke out... i got shot. worst party ever

@Sir Lurkalot break it down

Saw brawls, and a few parties get shot up. My boy got stomped out and his jaws broken. They found him under a bunch of folding chairs. Saw a dude OD at a party at some model house and they were passing around treys of drugs. I don't know what he was on, but they were shouting to give him milk. Stayed at one party until 10am and i think it was still going when we left.

@FuriousOne break down one of those stories. Most interested in the party goin till 10 AM.

I hung around a lot of frat niggas in college. I've seen it all

@texas409‌ top three?

as a below average D2 athlete, i had some pretty wild stories. Nothing like a SEC or Big 10 football player would have but I really did have a better party life than most in my prime.

Actually, fuck that. It was too good and shit swallowed my soul for a while. I'm 27 and still in college for a reason. I drank way to fuckin much.

@Will Munny if you want to get outta college you might want to learn the difference between to and too, bro. Haha I'm messin with you I'm not but share some stories.

I remember one of my home boys told me & our other home boy that this dude he work with was having a house party & told us to come thru. So Friday night come & I'm riding to the party that was on the outskirts of the city. I pulled up & the party is live ass fuck.

So I walks in & its nothing but white folks in there (Me & my 2 other home boys was the only negros there). They are in the party playing beer pong & all types of beer games. I don't drink, so me & my peoples are posted up & checking the fly honeys out (white bitches galore & choosing hard) & a white chick walk passed us & eye fucking the shit out of me. One of my home boys said "Damn T, she staring all in your face, you gotta get her".

Then I left that spot to move around the party for awhile then was standing in a door way, talking to some people (the owner of the house who come to find out that he was a former cool coworker) & that same white chick step around me & rubbed her finger up against my elbow (while I had my arms down). She was throwing herself at me all night lol.

About 30 minutes later, a fight broke out in the garage & whenever its a fight then the party is damn near over. So I catch up with that white chick to holla & tweak her mind for awhile & grabbed her number in the process.

@T. Sandord my nigga is there a chapter two tho? your story is about getting a bitches number at a party? Big night for you or what?

I left a lot of stuff out. It was typically the usual tho. Big fight broke up, white folks doing cocaine in the open, smashed that white chick a couple days afterward. So much shit went on that night that it is kinda hard to trigger back the play-by-play events lol