CRAZY NAMES lmao

[satyrone]

My wife is a school teacher and a few years ago she had a kid in her class named hennessy then she had a kid in there named mister Tyrone spelled just like that.

 

[goodlookinout]

Lashaquanda

 

[TayGettem]

Kamabrana

Name of a girl I work wit

 

[deadeye]

I remember I saw this episode of Judge Judy while waiting at the dentist. This chick on there had two kids that witnessed the incident. The judge asked her what their names were, and the chick said "Boo-Boo and Nay-Nay." Then the judge told her that it was a court and that she needed their real names. The chick just sat there looking confused and then said "Those are their real names." Judy looked like she wanted to throw that chick in jail right then and there.

 

[deadeye]

Shit's more sad than funny.

Damn shame.

 

[MD_PROPER]

I also know a baby named Prince EJ-Dolla Hood

he sounds destined to be a mixtape DJ

 

[MD_PROPER]

I knew a black ass nigga named ivory...

 

[monolithic]

Knew a country dude named Minkus, A hood ass dude that named his son Adidas Down Davis... A li'l dude named VanDerius. Some hillbilly brothers named Wendell, Randell and Daniel McDaniel.

 

[yellowtapesport]

Lmao @ Adidas Down that nigga prob gonna grow up and wear Nikes smh

 

[yellowtapesport]

Knew a dude named Norbert Nobel

 

[DarcSkies]

Played little league baseball with a kid named "Trouble."

Thought it was a nickname at first............................it wasn't.

 

[blatalian]

These little kids who are brothers that go to school with my son have Mister as their first names then different middle names. I always thought that shit was weird lol

 

[blatalian]

Also had this temp come work for me a while back and her name tag read Ebonique...now I looked at that shit and said Eee-bon-eye-que....bitch got mad and said it's Eb-a-neek...not to me it ain't lol

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

I know a girl named Abbilemnis

She cool tho but shes bassicaly the only person in the world with that name

Deadass googled her and nobody else came up but her

 

[damobb2deep]

Shit's more sad than funny.

Damn shame.

all cultures have "weird" names compared to other cultures.... no different than a Japanese person named Takashi or a white dude named Peter.... or a Latino person named Marcos... or a middle eastern person named Mohammed.... it's funny because we the only culture that shyts on each other for having non European names.. when in other cultures it's the opposite.... be an Asian and have an "American name" they will shyt on you for having that name or be Indian (from India) and be named "Jack" they will look at you crazy.... but nope can't be black and be named " Deonta" smh.... shyt is sad...

 

[[Trillmatic]]

Used to go to school with this Spanish cat name Jesus DeJesus. Lol

 

[yellowtapesport]

I know a broad named Leaf

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

I have a cousin thats named Altuna...

Wtf is an Altuna and not to mention she like 70 so they was even on that bullshit back in the day.

My great grandma name was Arkansas but they said it how it looks.

 

[Sexy26]

Chick next door to.me name is Anal X_X n she look like a somo smdh

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Shit's more sad than funny.

Damn shame.

all cultures have "weird" names compared to other cultures.... no different than a Japanese person named Takashi or a white dude named Peter.... or a Latino person named Marcos... or a middle eastern person named Mohammed.... it's funny because we the only culture that shyts on each other for having non European names.. when in other cultures it's the opposite.... be an Asian and have an "American name" they will shyt on you for having that name or be Indian (from India) and be named "Jack" they will look at you crazy.... but nope can't be black and be named " Deonta" smh.... shyt is sad...

Nigga these hoodrat names ain't ethnic names. If a woman names her son Adisa, Eamon, or Tabor, no one would clown. But don't defend these ghettofyed names with no hint of ethnicity.

BTW, Peter is a middle eastern name